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  1. pringlejon

    Joyce look-a-like

    If you didnt see my first thread with Anthony Grant lookalike Snoop Dogg, it's here...http://www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?t=41637 Now, the latest lookalike, Joyce and Napoleon Dynamite (and this one's animated). Scary!
  2. Ayrshire Blue

    Jamie Forshaw

    Played in a few friendlies this pre season which i havent been able to get to so i've never had a chance to see him play. He was on the bench the other night at Billericay but didnt come on. Anyone he has got the the friendlies that he has played in, how has he done ? Could he possibly make a...
  3. Vange Shrimper

    How to be an idiot, Vange Shrimper style...

    Went into the 99p store today (have to say that place is a god-send for people on a budget like me) and when I got to the checkout, and after she had put my stuff through, I realised I didnt have enough cash on me. I said i'd pay on my card, but the woman on the till said it was a 'cash only'...

  4. Scannel targets first team start

    I'd be pretty worried if he didnt target this. besides, who else do we really have to play on the wide right....revell or foran....there you go damian, a lot to beat.
  5. Winkle

    Flip flops?

    Me and the Mrs are going away next week and I have spent most of the day packing my stuff. Compared to the beloved, I have about a quarter of the suitcase for all my gear and the rest is hers (everything but the kitchen sink) She was out shopping last week and bought me some "Flip flops". Now I...
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    • beloved compared didn didnt packing
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Winkle

    Offered out by a 90 year old?

    Just popped to Asda's to get some shopping bits as I am cooking dinner tonight for the sprogs and the beloved. I approached one of these bus stop shelter thingies that you take your trolley back to and in front of me was this old guy fiddling with the trolley trying to get his pound back. I...
    • Winkle
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    • beloved cooking didn didnt faul fro mis pensioners rea selfish shelter
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. DTS

    Games you have missed when you really didnt want to....

    My best mate Den aka Fist is getting married in August and I have been given the role of best man (My 2nd best man role of this summer). Delighted to accept the honour and really like his Mrs so couldnt be happier for the bloke. As a Chelsea fan and STH I assumed he would have his wedding out...
  8. Irish_Shrimper

    It's good to talk

    I noticed tonight on Irish tv, there were at least 3 instances of adverts encouraging people to talk more if they have problems that are affecting their daily lives. Always hearing people harping on about their physical health, and how they need to do more running or gym work is all well and...
    • Irish_Shrimper
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    • adverts ant anxiety aunt cliff degree didn didnt easier emotion especially following foo imo kee knife pain physical pond pulled solicitor suppor support threatened whoever
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  9. Silver lining

    Reading all the comments about Bailey et al, perhaps there is a silever lining... there was a reason why we didnt do as well as our previous season in the ccc... there was a reason why we fell at the penultimate hurdle. Bailey obviously did very well and we will possibly miss him. Francis...
  10. DTS

    My take on the coming and goings...

    Currently on gardening leave and our internet has packed up at home so I am reduced to a using Mrs DtS when she gets back from work so excuse me if I am a bit late with this. Personally I cant see what all the fuss is about. Of the released five only Black was anywhere near a regular first...
    • DTS
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    • crow crown didn didnt dts gardening grab hall suprise tilly
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. Vange Shrimper

    Neighbours arguing

    Just got back from Romford - took me 45 mins via bus, train and cab, didnt think that was too bad - and opened the door to hear next door arguing AGAIN! It's happened every night this week, and Brettie Angell can vouch for that because at one point he banged on the wall to tell them to shuddup...
  12. Southend_Lady

    Great Capital 10K Run

    Hello all. Before I even completed yesterdays event in the pouring rain and winds I had already entered another 10k which takes place on 20 July in Hyde Park London. I am hoping the weather for this one is going to be a bit better! I already had a place for this one though and didnt need to...

  13. chuggers

    had to work today in london, due to a exciting tender at work(you know the type red and shiny with bells)anyway, I wandered along oxford street at lunchtime to buy some speedos for the forthcoming tour of our colonies. and step after step I was assaulted by these awful chuggers. first off -...
    • TMWLT
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    • brough colonies didn didnt jobs oxfam oxford parcels tender wouldn
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  14. 2 ban or not 2 ban!!!

    cant see what all the fuss is about,the mods done the job the bans were earned. self bans methinks . i done a lot of **** when younger always new i had to pay didnt worry me,i lose it on here somtimes if i get a ban ive earnd it .----so mods do the job! no favours no surrender! ban when u have...
  15. Southend_Lady

    CLF and Drogba

    I watched the Champions League Final in Varsity last night. The atmosphere was brilliant and it was buzzing in there. I did have to ask one of the Man United fans who was gloating before the match if he knew how far Manchester actually was from Southend, but that was just another matter.... I...
  16. Napster

    Ian Benjamin

    Currently taking his son to a match in Bedford. As told to me by his wife.
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    • bedford benjamin benji didn didnt fancies football football league fur hall hasn http ian benjamin league pictured premier pyramid rate reed southend tacking town webb youth
    • Replies: 38
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  17. Its Only A Game

    Trust Euro 2008 Comp

    I know beaver put a a bit in the trust section for this but hopefully it will get a bit more attention in here. I'm helping the trust run a euro 2008 prediction competition. Funds raised will be split between the trusts youth team work and a local southend lad who suffers from cerebral palsy...
  18. Southend_Lady

    Why complain

    I dont understand some of our fans, it seems that unless we are hammering teams 5-0 every week, they sit and wallow in depression and moan about everything from Ron Martin to the length of the grass at Roots Hall. Last night, we showed that we can accept defeat gracefully. We werent ready to...

  19. Peter Clarke - top professional

    i didnt realise till yesterday what a great professional he is. Even when we were 5-0 down, he was still going in whole heartedly and working his socks off and his tears at the end showed how much it meant to him. If all our players showed as much passion as he does week in, week out next year...

  20. Moussa or Black

    Well after posting a postive thread I have to post a slightly negative thread. I would of rather of seen Tommy Black start this game due to his expirience. I know he didnt have the best of games in the previous game, but I think playing Moussa invited more pressure onto the defence and gaps were...
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