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Would southends first XI done better than englands
Obviously englands team on paper is a much better team, but if you picked southends best XI english players i think they would have showed more passion and desire than that shower of **** we put out tonight. I went to austria on friday and im not suprised at tonights performance on the back of...- Seaside Sailor
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- cup didn didnt ran
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Cheltenham Raings - My view
Collis - 6 - Not sure whether or not at fault for the 1st as you could blame almost half the team for falling asleep. Not his usual commanding self and a few more games like this and Darryl might be back. Not just yet though. Hunt - 5 - Player of the month?? Do me a favour Tilly and bring...- sufcmark
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- burn combined deflection didn didnt faul fro halves league pace pips shadow tilly wings
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Guess who?
Have a guess who this is and how old she is? You could cheat and right click on the pictures properties but thats no fun.Others may recognise her but I certainly didnt!- Winkle
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- didn didnt recognise
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Just the worse Interview!
It always happens to me..Why.....?f**k nows. Had to be up early today for an interview in Brentwood,so before leaving home I quandered wether or not to have the proverbial dump as Knowing my system I am regular as big ben. Usually after about fifteen to twenty minutes after getting up I get that...- Winkle
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- bolt continued didn didnt entered especially gas habits introduced mode pain peroni ran traps twenty two minutes wasn
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Could you rough it?
Just walked my dog monty down by the river (and no he didnt get bashed up the dirt box) and as it was just drawing into dusk, I thought, If there was a nuclear war,and I survived, could I rough it? What I mean buy rough it would be going into "hunter gatherer mode". Could I build a shelter...- Winkle
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- bear beds cleaning didn didnt folk gran heating mode nuclear oven rabbit shelter washing
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Trapped in my own trousers!
I had the most unusual experience on my life last night. Went up to Forest with my boss (Larger stakeholder for you Naps) who is a really top bloke. He is a mad Forest fan but was really gracious in defeat. I was thinking of going up my coach and staying at my mate Dom's house in Southend but...- DTS
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- collapse cos costa crisps didn didnt diesel ell gracious indication ish larger meat naps pain potato sausage scissors stairs towels trapped
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Game tonight
When Leon got sent off I was hoping Tilson would bring on another striker. Instead he left Matt Harrold up front by himself, quite ineffective, as usual. We looked ok today, didnt help that Leon got himself sent off, although I am sure he was frustrated by the offside goal that I didnt see...- EnglandShrimper
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- didn didnt ead fro ive pres qui
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The ref got that sending off spot on.
He went to headbutt Chambers. Didnt make too much ,if any contact , but the intent was there and it was the right decision to send him off.- EnglandShrimper
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- didn didnt intent
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when your lucks in...
when your lucks in, your lucks in... on wednesday i won £1,000 on talkSPORT radio :) live on air i answered 2 cricket questions 1) who is the current england cricket test captain (michael vaughan) 2) which county does ravi bopara play for (essex) its gets better... then yesterday i had a...- ian_the_girth
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- didn didnt essex test
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Should a woman with a wonky eye work in an opticians?
Just got back from lunch. Ben dragged me half way across London as he is going to a fancy dress party dressed as the Terminator and the only thing he needs to complete his Arnie outfit is a pair of terminator sunglasses. So we crossed the bridge and headed off to Moorgate. No word of a lie we...- DTS
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- didn didnt dressed hall headed ive opticians outfit sunglasses
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Players quiz from the match programme.
I know footballers as a whole are not the most intelligent bunch but this weeks questions amazed me. I asked my mates nephew who is 12 the same questions and he got the same score as Charlie McDonald which i thought was pretty good considering my mates nephew quite rightly didnt know Zoltan...- DTS
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- amazed chancellor didn didnt foo minister prime qui shadow
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Who would win in a fight?
First he angered Matt Harrold by impyling he was ****, then he incurred the wrath of the whole primate world by implying Franky "The Gorilla" Banks didnt deserve a second testimonial - But now he has really gone and done it.... Ldn Fatso's (aka Steve the Slagger) one man mission to annoy the...- DTS
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- athlete didn didnt engine franky hall imo mark gower physical prima roots
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2 Friday Jokes
What's the difference between the All Blacks and Viagra? At least Viagra will give you a semi -------- Man with no arms enters a national masturbation competition. Poor sod didnt come anywhere finds the door.......................- ldnfatso
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- didn didnt enters
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Message from the Chairman
Im sure most people received an email from ron but if you didnt here it is, basically we need one final show of support for the stadium as the inquiry comes to an end on the 16th Dear Andy Last week I wrote to you with a request of support by e-mailing the Government Office. There has been an...- Kent Shrimper
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- advised ant backroom christopher didn didnt hall intent mails makers roots southendunited stopped suppor support wish
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat