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Best Chocolate Bar
I was almost involved in a fight last night with a couple of mates as one of them shockingly, and rather controversially, called Boost as the 'best chocolate bar ever'. This was met with a rather negative response from the rest of us who, obviously, disagreed. Surely a Boost can't be ahead of...- Shrimper James
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- chocolate ive rea
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McVities Chocolate Digestives!
How many can you eat and dunk before you feel as though you want to chunder? I have just smashed my previous (preety P**s poor record of eight) by two which gives me a grand total of ten, can anyone beat that?- Winkle
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- chocolate
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The Hershey Bar Run
Recalling the poll by DtS about the "chocolate finger" reminded me of a story told to me by a good friend who is Italian. I met Frankie many years ago through business, and had a number of trips to his home near Florence and we were good friends. When he was single he was involved working in...- canveyshrimper
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- chocolate dts entered ive lover massimo pulled romance screaming theatre
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Golden Showers.
Morning, Was out last night with a few of the lads from work last night and as usual with blokes the subject turned to sex. Now the lads and I were talking about the most horrible things a woman could do in the bedroom. Now as regular followers of my Friday Poll's know I find being given a...- DTS
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- bedroom brough chocolate followers
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Are Ties a thing of the past.
Had a bit of a hangover today after a heavy night out last night so got the later train. As I sat down I noticed that of the four blokes in my row of seats not one wore a tie. Now I personally have not wore a tie for work for 4 years or so, unless it is a really crucial meeting. I hate them -...- DTS
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- chocolate shirt wore
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Receiving a "chocolate finger"
I was out last Sunday for my best mates birthday drinks. Found a really nice pub down on the seafront and started ploughing into the drinks as you do. There was about 15-20 people and it was a mixed group. By about 6pm the conversation as you would expect turns around to sex. Now one of my...- DTS
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- anonymous bedroom chocolate conversation qui throws wore
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Iced or Chocolate?
This week I found in my cupboard a pack of iced gems and a pack of chocolate gems. Someone mentioned iced gems on another thread so I pose the question iced or chocolate Iced gems clearly are the classic and the icing part is unbeatable however the biscuit needs improvement. On the other hand...- JoshC
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- chocolate gems
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The packed lunch thread.
In a fit of boredom (I think I may be developing ADD) I want to know if anyone has a more 'old skool' luncheon than mine which consists of: Corned beef and branston sandwiches. Blue Ribband chocolate wafer. Unfortunately it has long since been eaten and I will need to buy something else for...- Mad Cyril
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- beef bra branston chocolate eaten sandwiches
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The Fruits of Your Labour?
After a period of sustained work this afternoon (about 35 mins) I decided to treat myself to an orange and I have to say it was absolutely delicious. This got me wondering whether any other Zone fiends had a favourite fruit. I am sure many have but up until now have kept their laurels hidden...- NZamba Legend
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- bacon chocolate hidden rea trophy
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Me big chief rat killer!!!
yessssssss!!!!!!!, thats the last bit of chocolate this B*****D ever going to have Rat...0-1 Winkle , who are ya,who are ya,who are ya,who are ya,who are ya,!- Winkle
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- chief chocolate
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Ron: The day my family home was raided by the police
Apologies if it's already been posted, but Ron's article on the echo website makes for interesting reading... Link: http://www.echo-news.co.uk/display.var.1263579.0.the_day_my_family_home_was_raided_by_the_police.php- Che's Left Foot
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- bra centred chocolate consultants contractors conversation crack daw deed degree didn dining dressed driveway following foo fro intent mix money occasions officer officers posted prepared promoting recognise reserved resources shrinking sinister sons supply test town unusually warrant weapons wished
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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The case of the Curtains ...
Dedicated to SlipperDuke. Having to set the scene first..This occured about 10 years ago ..I had at that time spent many months decorating my bedroom in the then "Vogue" colours of the time...Beige on Beige. She was a Girl (and I use that term loosly) who I had known some 20 odd years. She...- Cricko2
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- bathroom bedroom bottles boyfriend brough chocolate customary dedicated desired eating gagging hidden ive postion repeated rushing taught wasn wipe
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The view from Tufnell Park...
My neighbours will never speak to me again. When I awoke on Wednesday morning to find my tongue stuck to the roof of my mouth and an empty bottle of white wine in my bed, I was dimly aware that something incredible might have happened. It took another 30 seconds for the memories to filter back...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Top 50 film endings
Thoughts? 50. The Blair Witch Project (1999) - The movie isn't particularly scary... at least until the last two minutes, which take the tension level from 10 to 100 at an exponential pace. The final seconds -- wherein a member of the cast is spotted, back turned and facing a corner, as an...- Napster
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- abandoned admire afterwards airplane alternate anderson bankruptcy batman bible bound broadway bullets cas certainty chapter ched cherry chilli chocolate christopher chuck cinema cinematic commissioner connor convertible convincing cops core cos cowboy criminal cruel cup deed desperation diane dining dominance donald edited especially exactly executed exquisite fields finds flash ford fur gender graduate hannah hasn hes heston imitating isaac itself jacob jake kane knowing learning loser lured lynch maria marriages matched merger moody nam nobody nuclear oldest ooh pace packs para parody penn popcorn porn prepared pulled punches ranking rare remembering rendering reservoir romance sarah scarface science scientology sequel shire sings ski solo spread stairs swim tara tear terror terrorism torch trademark translation trapped trilogy twilight two minutes unknown unseen versions vince wes wild woody worthy writer
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Random Question
Right then, my Mrs has got it in her head there's such a thing as a chocolate brown dalmmatian dog. Has anybody ever heard of such a thing? I suspect she might be confusing this with the dog in the Smirnoff ad from a couple of years back? Anybody know anything about dogs and care to put...- Interpol Shrimper
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- chocolate confusing
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What is the best cake.
For me its those Caramel Squares - Biscuit base, Caramel and then a delightful layer of chocolate. Bloke in my office has just claimed a batenburg was the best cake which is total madness.- DTS
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- chocolate claimed ful squares
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Proud to be British?
Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything...- Vange Shrimper
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- battery bottles brits chocolate cigarettes didn diet faster fro fur furniture ish japanese kebab knives lawn mower parts pulling rink supermarkets suspicion
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Hardest Chocolate Bar
Simple. If all the chocolate bars had a royal rumble, which would win?- Perth Bambi
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- chocolate
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Best Chocolate Bar
One the way to the Birstol City game we stopped off at services on the A127. My mate Steve got petrol and was a bit peckish so invested in a Topic. He then went on to claim it was the best chocolate bar in the UK Market. I told him this was clearly b******s as the best bar is Terry Choclate...- DTS
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- chocolate stopped
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Biscuits!
Whats your favs, and how many can you eat without feeling sick! Mine are Mcvites chocolate digestives and I can do 8 or 9 before feeling queasy ( Im a wimp)! My mate won a bet once, he eat 5 big macs, a fecking hero he was!- Winkle
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- chocolate favs fecking macs
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- Forum: Homer's Bar