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  1. Harold Bishop Killer

    And God Created

    In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and Magnums. And Satan said, 'You want hot fudge...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Winkle

    Compromise?

    With a recession pocking its head from around the corner, I decided that perhaps with the amount we are all shelling out on fuel and household bills that a bit of good housekeeping was in order. I tryed to explain to my daughter that maybe when she went upstairs that she could possibly learn to...
    • Winkle
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    • bra caused chocolate electricity ive qui sausages sucked suspicion tablets towels
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Slipperduke

    Capello

    Here in the UK, the TV companies who fought bitterly for the rights to screen the European Championships are now desperately trying to find a way of making them appeal to a sulking nation. One station leads its advertising campaign with footage of people in the street being asked who they'll...
  4. Benji91

    New Members Test - 50 Questions

    So with all the problems with fake new members and people not fighting for the common cause - maybe shrimperzone needs a new members test - to make sure they are "Loyal" supporters. So im thinking 50 questions is in order to seperate the wheat from the chav: 1: Frankie Banks is A: a...
    • Benji91
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    • chocolate seperate suppor test trapped
    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. stevie_G_G_G

    Holidays

    I'm thinking about one last 'Lads Holiday' before i get too old and like a cup of hot chocolate and a blanket on a saturday night. Where is the place to go this summer? We've had the Ibiza's, Ayia Napa's, magalufs etc and haven't heard whats cheap and cheerful as well as mad nowadays? Looking...
  6. Slipperduke

    Glasgow Rangers reach the final of the UEFA Cup

    Glasgow Rangers reached the final of the UEFA Cup by defending doggedly against superior opposition and then snatching chances on the break, but last night at The City of Manchester Stadium, those tactics finally blew up in Walter Smith's face. For 72 minutes, Zenit St Petersburg bounced off the...
  7. OldBlueLady

    With apologies to Hils - the Thursday Quiz

    Open to all today, and probably far too easy being as the source is aimed at kids! 1. In Greek mythology, who killed the Minotaur? 2. What was the number of Dick Dastardly's car in Wacky Races? 3. In feet, how high is Ben Nevis? 4. Of his 11 brothers, only one was actually...
    • OldBlueLady
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    • chocolate controller das gest icke liverpool qui wives
    • Replies: 34
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Napster

    TV's Top 25 put-downs

    TV's top 25 put-downs published Lord Blackadder spent most of his life devising witty 'put-downs' Insults by Captain Mainwaring and Lord Blackadder have been named among the top 25 put-downs in TV history, as chosen by the Radio Times magazine. "Stupid Boy!" uttered by Dad's Army's Captain...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. duncan bulgaria

    Off the Booze and Struggling

    After indulging on one to many nights out before and over chrimbo , i have decided to lay off the booze in Jan as many folk do . I thought this would be a doodle for a month , but f*ck me i'm dying for a beer or ten , i have also been eating healthy and have done 2.5 kilos since jan 1st , but...

  10. My Observations

    Being at Uni, my only Southend outing since September was Forest away which wasn't a particularly good performance aside from Leon's red card, but my obersvations today were: No creativity Without Bailey/Gower, we really are incredibly uncreative. Black gets dragged in too central, Maher has...
  11. Slipperduke

    A Christmas Tale

    They don't do it in Germany, they've long since given it up in Spain and the French would be astonished if you suggested that they should give it a try. The Christmas football fixture list is a curiously British and Irish disease. With almost every other civilised nation doing the sensible...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. essexblue

    FOR ALL U16 (Next FA Cup Fixture)

    Just had a update from David Jobson / Ron Martin and G King, please see the copied e-mails......... what I do for all u16.... enjoy and don't let them forget on the night. Thanks. Hi Gary I will talk to my boss G King before the next youth game but what about us giving the extra Money to...
  13. Southminster_Shrimper

    The Most Bizarre Thread - Index (First 78 Pages)

    An index or a guide..... - Jay Shrimpers New Sex Mad Chick (assistance provided by Playgirl_Bunny) - Essex Girls Being After Just Money (vigorously refuted by Vange_Shrimper) - Romantic Gestures (including flowers, meals out, etc) - The Love Life Of Young Mr Hutton (From Page 5 – surprisingly...
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    • amused arrives chocolate cos discussed doh essex exam foo gaff harmony hes hut industry isnt jcb league lived meals money nhs postings shelter southminster toy usage whos
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  14. Advent Calender

    Ok, I got one of those Royal Mail missed delivery cards in the post the other day so being new to this city i trekked across the town on my lunch hour to the sorting office, where i was 'delighted' to have received a chocolate advent calender from my aunt... she sent my bro and sis one too as...
    • Pubey
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    • aunt chocolate town
    • Replies: 53
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. BLUEBLOOD

    KitKat ??

    That Marmite thread got me really hungry, so i ventured to the vending machine and pigged out on some wotsits, quavers and a delicious peanut chunky kitkat. I put it to the SZ nation, how do you like your kitkat ?? (if someone can do a poll thing, cos i don't know how :o ) Choices... Kitkat...
  16. Uncle Leo

    Chocolate on the London Underground

    What's happened to all the Cadbury's machines on the London Underground? Nothing better than having a Boost for dinner after a session in town, but now there's no chocolate to be seen on London Underground platforms. Does anyone know what happened? Have Cadbury's fallen out with TfL? Or have...
  17. South Bank Hank

    80's Comics

    Inspired by the "Pocket Money for Kids" thread, I ask the ShrimperZone faithful: as a kid, which was your favourite comic and character? I'm kicking off with the hard to beat Beano and Gnasher combo, the highlight of my childhood week when accompanied with a quarter of chocolate limes...
  18. C C Csiders

    Flavoured condoms

    One question: why? What is the point? The only conclusionI can draw is that it would give you, or your partner (hopefully your partner:eek: ) something to chew on once it has been used. I guess the nearest thing to this would be a Locket. You suck on the Locket until it is time to bite when the...
  19. Davros

    Chocolate poll..

    Following on from CSJ's post, which classic Cadbury chocolate bar is the best!
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    • chocolate curly following med superstore
    • Replies: 33
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. J

    What the fudge happened to..

    The wispa chocolate bar? Haven't seen one in ages, yet have a strange craving for it.
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    • chocolate
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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