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Games you have had to miss or leave early because you have chit yourself
ok Ill start his one, but only on a couple of occasions, once in the west bank in 86, realised I needed a poo in them west stand toilets only to realise there was no door or bog roll having to make my mate Joey Toffs stand over the door and wipping me arse on me dads programme, leaving early at...- cockles is back
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- bout burger chocolate dads fro occasions wipe
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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What are you eating right now?????
A few milk Chocolate Biscuits dipped in a hot chocolate. Scrummy- Aberdeen Shrimper
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- biscuits chocolate eating
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Best chocolate bar in a fight?
A recent fathers day present related accident where a king size Toblerone fell out the fridge and landed on my daughters foot got me thinking that a chilled Toblerone would be a pretty good weapon in a fight. Can anyone think of a chcolate bar that would make a better chib?- Mad Cyril
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- chocolate
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Favourite division two chocolate snack treat.
Away from the bright lights of Mars, Twix and Snicker galacticos what do you favour during your tea break? This is a private poll for obvious reasons.- Mad Cyril
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- chocolate mars rea
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Question Your experiences of taking the other half to the football...
I was talking to my boss today who failed to convince his wife to come with him and watch the Chelsea vs Liverpool CL match last night, as she thought it'd be a 'dull game'. But it reminded me of my own experiences when trying to convince the better half of what makes going to the football so...- seany t
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- burn chocolate convince enjoyed faster hacking hadn hall knife league one liverpool occasions ridiculously roots ski stairs vince
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Sweets that make your mouth water
I have had another Walnut Whip today and upto last week didn't realise they were still sold in the shops. Certainly brought back some memories for me. Bite of the walnut first and then the chocolate top, which left the white fluffy cream inside, which was licked out and then I proceeded to eat...- Tinks
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- brough chocolate ley sweets
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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This is it now...
So many questions, so little answers.. A day that was supposed to promise much, with Big Ron's blog - the "real insight" to the club. A day, where we could have been absolutely spanked by Leeds, but didn't. But what has happened today? Now there are many threads about people's moods...- J
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- biscuits chocolate deed faced investing ley nye qui severe spanked
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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My Housemate's a Moron, Appropriate Banter Needed
I'm living in a house down here in Eastbourne with 4 other lads, all students, and as you may expect, the banter tends to fly around. All legit banter, nothing too serious or personal, nothing physical either. One of my Housemates is a bit of a bargain hunter, addicted to those money saving...- EastStandBlue
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- ban chocolate cleaning crisps iff legit money nutrition packs physical prepared qui ripping thrown websites
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Chelsea fan's preview
If everyone's stopped laughing now, thought you just might like to read this preview from CFC.net, SZ gets a credit - oh, and their forums are still all down! Contributed by Rowan Farnham-Long • 13th January, 2009 • 180 views Discuss 'THE END IS NIGH…SOUTHEND THAT IS' on...- OldBlueLady
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- champions chocolate dimi enjoyed exactly fa cup florent following fur hadn hall ish league one mistakes prepared roots san somewhere stairs stopped wasn youth
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Interview with an Exile: Part 7 - Sufc_girl
This week, Rachel (Sufc_girl) from Canada answers the questions. Apologies for the 18's rating on the thread, this was put there merely to make her feel a little more nervous than she no doubt already is :D Below is Rachel with her new fella... 1) How long have you been an exile? A)...- Irish_Shrimper
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- accent adds atmosphere bin binned bra candy ched chocolate diehard exam following fur hall hannah icke kerry knights league lived properly qui reliable roots shameful shoes tear temporarily tilly yoof
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Battle Of The Tools - Prelim 5
Today pits chat show guru Robert Kilroy-Silk (Overseas Shrimper) against Premier League high flying footballer Ashley Cole (Statski77) . So does Kilroy come out with too much stuff you think is way below the line or does cash grabbing, referee bashing, chocolate stabbing, general r'se CAshley...- Stats
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- chocolate guru league ski tools
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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FA Cup - Hornchurch vs POSH
How lame am I?! I cannot afford the trip to Telford with the kids in tow so, not being one to miss out an FA Cup round, I decided to take them to AFC Hornchurch vs The POSH instead. Don't know where to spend the quid I have left, at the bookies for Hornchurch to win as the odd's are much...- dashman
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- afford chocolate cup ead fa cup
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Shrimperzone... The Truth
Well this is something which should clear things up, due to the fact there seems to be lots of arguements of right or wrong on here. First of all the cliques - Yes they all exist - We have the wives club, where all they do is discuss their next meeting, which jumper to knit, or stick up for...- J
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- ban chocolate hijacked lefties loud oldbluelady political prime rut suppor tear terrorists wives yorky
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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What to get her for Christmas
Anyone else get fed up wandering round shops looking for the perfect gift for the woman who has everything? My wife has always bought me and the kids Advent calenders.A few years ago she complained we didnt get her one, so I had an idea. I got 25 boxes, and bought 25 gifts. These range from...- steveo
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- chocolate didn didnt perfume pile rea
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Pubs at telford for saturday
A thread taken from Buckschat for you Pubs within walking distance of The New Bucks Head At the Ground The Learning Centre – Outside the East Terrace, a small bar catering for around 80 people. It has a range of bottled Real Ales, together with draught Lagers etc. and a large screen TV (Sky...- gbuck(telford)
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- bitter bottles bra builder chocolate crisps crow crown eating fur junction lagers learning mars meals money oldest pork pubs qui retail sky sports sports titanic town
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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The Zone Christmas Raffle & Donations thread!
This is it ............I know it is a bit early, but if you can't beat em,join em. The Owners have spent over £800 rebuilding the website these past few months ( we hope you appreciate it :) ) We are having a Mega Raffle this year at Xmas and the draw will take place on Boxing Day after the...- Cricko
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- bbq chocolate cos heaven icke ickets kay shirt sparkling spread substance tinks wish
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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The ridiculous news story posting thread
Naked man found wedged in chimney: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/7683826.stm Fire crews hunt escaped hamster with chocolate covered camera: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7683727.stm- seany t
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- burgh chimney chocolate
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Battle Of The Tools
Yes thats right people we've had battle of the fit babes, battle of the sitcoms, battle of the horror movies but now its time for BATTLE OF THE TOOLS Your chance to have your say on who you think is the most annoying waste of space in modern society. As previous please put your nominations...- Stats
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- bra bushell chocolate clarkson clifford cup desert elton fa cup hut kerry maggie norton sitcoms ski tarquin tools trophy vanessa
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Chocolate Bar Fraud!
Yorkie's... when i were a lad you got 6 block in a bar Y-O-R-K-I-E Now you only get 5 with 'yorkie' written on each block. Name other confectionary frauds please!- Davros
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- chocolate
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Perfect Steak
The perfect steak The grill chefs from I'm Angus restaurant, Sydney, share the secret of the perfect steak with you. Choosing the right cut of meat is essential: Fillet, Rump or Sirloin, Porterhouse or T-bone are all excellent for pan cooking or char-grilling, depending on your personal...- TrueBlue
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- ard bone chilli chocolate cooking desired divine flavour following juices meat oil oven preference recommended remembering remove richer tray
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- Forum: Homer's Bar