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  1. BLUEBLOOD

    Battle of the Sitcoms - First Round Review

    Well that was Round One ... i was going to review every tie, but in the end i thought i'd just present the votes as cast and the percentage of the vote gained by the winner ... i will just make honourable mention to the crushing victories gained by Only Fools and Horses and Blackadder, and offer...
    • BLUEBLOOD
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    • army bang bbq brad canveyshrimper cas commiserations cyril earl especially firestorm gentlemen honourable hut minister naps oldbluelady phoenix sitcoms ski southminster towers
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Napster

    Help need - battle of the sitcoms - MNIE

    All, As I'm off on holiday for 2 weeks this weekend - can someone help champion the cause for MNIE - one of the only modern comedies left in the draw. I would have thought it would be an easy task, but some people are voting for dinnerladies and Dad's Army!!!
  3. BLUEBLOOD

    Battle of the Sitcoms - Round One (Heat 12)

    Next up ... Don't panic its ... Dads Army (shrimpled) vs Peep Show (blues_r_best)
  4. fbm

    So how bad is it really?

    For the first time in many seasons, fbm is worried. It definitely now feels as though we have been relegated rather than just not going up, and our total inability to stride past these non league teams in cruise control has me worrying what may happen if we lose heavily at Wycombe on Saturday...
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    • army barnard cows cruise easier gest gran hall ive league lose money ski tilly unknown
    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. Harold Bishop Killer

    Chat Up Lines

    All guys have been there. You are in a bar and you notice a young hotty over in the corner. You catch given you a quick glance. You look back again to make sure it wasnt the alcohol playing tricks on you. no definitely she was checking you out. Your heart races that little bit more, you begin to...
    • Harold Bishop Killer
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    • alcohol anytime army bedroom heaven hes hotty ickle itself lover money outta package puppy screaming shirt stiffy tickle wasn wipe wish
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. Morgan Tsvangirai Possibly Quitting...

    Since its the last day of term at uni, the task of packing has ultimately turned into a quest of procrastination for which the BBC News website comes in handy. However, their main headline really troubles me which concerns the possible resignation of Morgan Tsvangirai from Zimbabwe's election...
    • the dark deshrimper
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    • afghanistan army bbc bear bitter democracy military mounting outcomes packing procrastination pulled qui restored suppor support thrown
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  7. Southend Fans Vs Orient Fans

    Have a butchers Blue Army Vs Orient
  8. J

    Iraq/Afghanistan

    Ok, i will warn you now, this is gonna be a long post. It has all originated from a lengthy discussion i had today when i was at lunch with one of my best mates. He's just come back from his 2nd tour of Afghan and has done 1 tour in Iraq. He has been in the army 4 years, so pretty much has had 6...
    • J
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    • afghanistan army bin blairs coalition compensation conversation deaths deed disrespectful eating finds ish islamic knobs laden officers properly recruitment sandy suppor support tasks types wardens warn
    • Replies: 41
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. TrueBlue

    Happy Birthday

    To Shrek (southend_utd_fan) I would just like to say YID ARMY!!!! you ****ing Tottenham **** ****er tosser prick Rather watch them then us wouldn't you!
  10. Sussex Shrimper

    Just watched the game on Sky+

    I was otherwise occupied last night watching The Fratellis (who rocked, btw), but I've just watched the game having managed to avoid the result up until then. Coming through London Victoria at around midday today I spotted in the distance a group of fans waving blue and white flags, singing...
  11. JD

    Layer road is falling down.....

    a bomb would be far more humane Surely the army could save some time and do what should have been done years ago..... BLOW THE F*****G PLACE UP! :)

  12. A review from Neverland

    Well it all began last night at about 10pm with the suggestion of making the trip along the M25 and M4 to Swindon. Clearance was received from our driver's girlfriend and waking up after 6 hours sleep (watched the test match) to the tune of "we are going to Swindon", the excitment set in and...
    • Peter Pan
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    • anytime appearing army atmosphere burger ched controlled deliveries didn establishment flashed icke intent jury outfit pace pain principle proceeds rolling similar tacking test trolling windsor
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  13. Interpol Shrimper

    Official SZ Match Report - Huddersfield Town

    I think Matt & James are otherwise detained today, so I am just going to post my report as a thread on here (instead of it being uploaded to the main page - for the time being!)
    • Interpol Shrimper
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    • anonymous army assistants atmosphere barnard brough caused ched claimed cleverly collected concede didn disrupted dominance eager encounter entered essex floodlights flowing foo fusion gran halves headed iff intent ish ive jury league league one mark gower mix occasions pike probable pulled recover restored rolling sci suppor town voice wasn worthing
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  14. TBV Stevie Tilsons Blue Army

    Maybe..... what we need is one or four "Super Fans" in the differing areas of the ground who start things going with Stevie Tilsons Blue Army, clap clap clap, clap or bang bang bang bang on drum/seats anything that makes a noise. Then to simply keep it going for as long as it takes to spread...
  15. Napster

    TV's Top 25 put-downs

    TV's top 25 put-downs published Lord Blackadder spent most of his life devising witty 'put-downs' Insults by Captain Mainwaring and Lord Blackadder have been named among the top 25 put-downs in TV history, as chosen by the Radio Times magazine. "Stupid Boy!" uttered by Dad's Army's Captain...
    • Napster
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    • army barbara bonding bradford carrington ched chocolate cliff complex controlled cup daniels desert didn diet divorced eating encounter enthusiasm fixed gene hackett hanks hasn knives lying mars millionaire minister nico percy pike professor published rigsby romance ski tangled taylor temporarily towers
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. bluesbloke

    sufc ladies v assandun vikings (cup)

    match report (of sorts!) southend utd ladies 5 - 4 assandun vikings (cup) @ eastwoodbury lane, southend - 24 feb 2008 goals summary 1-0 southend's number 8 cuts in from the left, shot on goal is fumbled by keeper gifting southend's number 9 a tap-in from the 6 yard box. 2-0 southend's...
  17. TrueBlue

    Happy Birthday

    To Chad you ginger army MP ****er :finger: have a good one fella!

  18. Ref Watch - Orient

    Man in charge on Saturday is Army Captain Danny McDermid. Only in his second season and yet to referee either Shrimpers or Orient, he has crammed more controversy into his year and a half than most referees manage in a career. His highlight was being charged by the FA with foul and abusive...
  19. BaileytheQuitter

    Big night...

    For the stewards. Think they could have a lively crowd on their hands tonight, especially if Leed have got tickets in our area, they score, we score. Could all kick off! Time to stand up and be counted BLUE ARMY!!!

  20. Chris Morris

    I know there are some big fans on here (like me)... here is an update on his new terrorism-baiting project:
    • Pubey
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    • army bradford funded hes islamic length mis mohammed morris nazis terrorism terrorists
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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