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army

  1. All this... Over some trainers?

    Just read about this story where some kids have paid for trainers over the net, only for them not to recieve them. In a nutshell, the kids who were ripped off completely ruined this guys life... Because of the payments, they knew his name, address and phone number...
  2. South Bank Hank

    Your predictions for 2008

    We can dig this out in January 2009 for the inquest and 'I told you so's... My predictions: * Southend United to finish in 8th-11th place in 2007/2008, denied a place in the play-offs by our stuttering defence. As of January 1st 2009, I expect us to be in 6th place in League 1, pushing harder...
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    • army assassination earthquake following ish league predictio somewhere vanessa wish
    • Replies: 64
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. The Watermill Wino

    Well done from SoL Travel

    A few of the Zoners travelled with us yesterday and although half the back section was full of Zoners there was a great atmosphere and a sense of unity as we all travelled to Swansea,they are a credit to Shrimpers Zone. Mr Benedict, Vange Shrimper, Brentwood Shrimper and Brettie Angell plus...
  4. Tilly hates yellow boots

    underage drinking

    dion't do it ****s ya up.....BLUE ARMY....SOYUTHEND IS THW BEST THING IN THE WORLD ! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOUTHWBND WE LVOE YOU
  5. Interpol Shrimper

    SZ - BOTB Half-Time Scores (Day 1)

    Hello & welcome back to the studio where we can now summarise the current state of play in the eagerly awaited ShrimperZone Battle of the Bands 2007. Well, at half-time this week we're not seeing things as close as we have in other recent cup competitions. So far we've seen no huge shocks and...
    • Interpol Shrimper
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    • army beatles botb canveyshrimper cup dts firestorm followers gilbo inch killers mercury nails oasis outsiders radiohead rock rolling round 1 stones suppor support town verve worthy
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. My Man U ticket .....

    It always gives me great pleasure to meet and mix with fans of the biggest football club in the world and this year has been a great time to chat with Alex Fergusons red army. The latest was my Irish brother in law who I haven't seen for some years and is a particularly painful Man U type...
  7. Xàbia Shrimper

    You know you're a squaddie when ...

    Anyone who is currently serving and has served in the past should be able to identify with many of these certain 'traits'; sadly I do! You know you've been Defence institutionalised (made military) when... You use target indication to point out hot chicks. You use the term 'chicks' You...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
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    • acronyms army bin boiled chef chop conversation cooking disposable dramas dribble eaten eating edged indication iron military money nobody officers pace patrol physically prepared properly repeated rolling shaving shirt signals steel tank voice
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  8. Port Vale

    No ratings just a sort of summary. I thought Collis did very well today, Daryll will have to really work hard to get in again anytime soon. He claimed pretty much everything and made some crucial saves and he probably earnt us the win today, great save from a harslety header. Much imporved...
    • shrimpled
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    • anytime army claimed didn following foo gains larger makings port ran ratings vale worthy
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  9. The General

    Yid Army!

    DOH! :guns:
  10. Interpol Shrimper

    Wrong Quiz Answers

    QUIZMANIA (ITV) Greg Scott: We're looking for an occupation beginning with 'T'. Contestant: Doctor. Scott: No, it's 'T'. 'T' for Tommy. 'T' for Tango. Contestant: Oh, right . . . (pause) .. . . Doctor. DANNY KELLY SHOW (RADIO WM) Kelly: Which French Mediterranean town hosts a famous film...
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    • ant army arrange bbc bible bra capital charlotte condition didn gandhi ish islamic jane jeffrey jewish jungle landings largest lbc liquid louis panda pause paxman rabbit religion shark ski sole sykes town wasn
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Mad Cyril

    Southend High Street Owl man.

    What is the story with the bloke who wears Soviet era army surplus gear and sits in Southend high street with a couple of owls which he ferries about in a brightly painted trolley? Is he the same bloke who used to drink with an owl on his arm in the Half Moon in Rayleigh? Does he live in old...
  12. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings - West Ham

    FREDDIE RUNS SHOW AS BLUES SUFFER LOSS Well, here we go again as the first home pre season friendly kicked off against West Ham on Saturday. There was a fair smattering of hammers fans in the crowd which was not the sell out predicted but still around the 9500 mark. Southend lined up as...
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    • army ched didn easier hall headed itself league league one pace permit quicker ran rate ratings reduce roots stronger test unknown wasn wes
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  13. Bid made for O'Donovan

    Hi, Hull City fan here, I came on here last season when we played you, just thought I'd let you know Cork have made a statement that yourselves and Fulham have bid for O'Donovan which they will now consider but don't really want to sell him. Just thought I'd let you know becuase i've been...

  14. Wakering Away Trip

    The Evening was a total success. We managed to lose Scott within minutes of entering the Stadium (always a plus point) and were welcomed by the home crowds rendition of "Green Army" by the packed East stand. ( I have no idea what that was about). It was nice for the Trialist from Charlton to...
    • Cricko2
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    • afterwards army collected didn didnt fond foo lose rendition reserved shirt
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. CC51DAS

    Plymouth's 12 th man - food for thought

    Current squad The current Plymouth Argyle first-team squad as of 6 August, 2006. 12 Green Army is not a real player, but was registered by the club as a tribute to the supporters. The idea behind assigning the number 12 was that the great support from fans gives Argyle a similar advantage to...
  16. Bob Cratchitt

    Battrick FLSA Cup - Quarter Finals

    Best Behaviour CCC v Brianstoke Batters Brianstoke Batters won the toss and elected to field. Pitch: Flat And that's the end of the match. Brianstoke Batters won by 8 wickets. Best Behaviour CCC 69-10 Brianstoke Batters 75-2...
  17. Napster

    Best national anthem

    A post by ORM has spurred me for a vote. When I was a kid, there was an arcade game, that played your national anthem, depending on which country you represented. I always loved Japan for some reason. Now some anthems are absolutely bonkers. But what's your favourite? Let's look at some...
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    • arcade army autumn axes fortune palestinian sadness sharpe skies sons spread thrill wild winds
    • Replies: 36
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. CC51DAS

    Song For Wiggy - We Don't Need Jose Mourihno

    After all those abusive remarks towards Tilly , thought it would be nice to rewind 12/24 months and re-live an old favourite--- to the tune of Amarillo WHEN THE DAY IS DAWNING, I'M WAKING UP AND ITS SATURDAY MORNING AND HOW I LONG TO BE THERE, TO WATCH THE TEAM THAT'S PLAYING FOR...

  19. How good does it feel .... SUFC 2007

    just about everyone knows follows football and therefore know about me and Southend and you can imagine its not always me having the laugh but sometimes its just so good - like when I had to meet my in-laws one evening in a pub, a meeting to which I was very, very late due to important...

  20. Found a reason to moan

    Why is it that Birmingham are allowed to play in blue at roots hall but we arnt allowed to where blue at st Andrews? The colours haven’t changed, if the ref at the hall thought the two colours are different enough why not return the favour and allow us to wear our home colours last night. Just...
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