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  1. Seagulls!!!

    Albion, Albion, Albion, Albion, Albion, Russell Slades Blue and White Army!!!!!
  2. canveyshrimper

    Ireland declares war on France

    The French President is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. "Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy!" a heavily accented voice says. "This is Paddy down at the Hogshead Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you Frenchies!" "Well, Paddy,"...
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    • amused ant army declares deed equipped guinness jackie laser laughs mclaughlin military missile modified sarkozy
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Ode For Today: A Cleaner Version

    The problem with the catchy little "Col Ewe fan on a string" ditty is that parts of its chorus can attract the unwanted attention of any stewards inclined to enforce the no foul language thing. Arguably too its words prevent anyone over the age of six joining in, so some parts of the family...
  4. danburyshrimper

    James walker tomorrow

    Ok guys + gals quick question on how we are going to welcome tuesday nights hero + youngster most in need of a boost in confidence from his own fans -- james walker -- at roots hall tomorrow 1. Boo him regardless of his efforts just because thats what the plonker at the back shouted last...
  5. danburyshrimper

    congratulations!!!

    CONGRATULATIONS to James Walker -- Classy performance ran Orient defence ragged .... changed the game in our favour with his mazy runs -- the only player in our squad who can take a man on and beat him... and if that goal had been scored by Kaka / Robinho etc Sky sports would be going crazy +...

  6. Horns,banners and flags!!!

    Yep thats right,Wembley beckons for us! Yipeeeee Once we see off minnows Luton then 35,000 seagull fans will decend on London.An invasion not seen since queen Boudicca and her army raised it to the ground. I CAN'T BLOODY WAIT.
  7. danburyshrimper

    Miserable moaning old numpty

    :thumbdown: IS ANYONE ELSE FED UP WITH THE CONSTANT MOANING AND SLAGGING OFF OF OUR PLAYERS BY A MISERABLE OLD GIT IN THE WEST STAND BLOCK U SEAT H102 ? LAST NIGHT WAS A NIGHT TO BE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY PROUD TO FOLLOW SOUTHEND AND CHEER ON A FABULOUS BLUES PERFORMANCE BUT LAST NIGHTS...
  8. Smiffy

    Cometh The Hour, Cometh The 12th Man...

    Fellow Shrimpers, lend me your ears (and eyes) for this is a rallying cry beyond the realms of any other before it... In a little under 24 hours, our hero's, proudly wearing the blue we love upon their chests, go into a true David and Goliath battle. In Goliath's corner, we have a squad...
  9. South Bank Hank

    Supporting a club like Southend United

    As I sat high up in the Shed End at Stamford Bridge enjoying our moment in the sun on the greyest of winter days, soaking up the Blue Voice inspired atmosphere, taking in the flag-waving travelling Shrimper army bedecked in yellow and coping with the perforation of my ear-drums from an incessant...
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    • affinity army axed christians compares coping filling finds fleet following gain hall ley liverpool mercedes money motivated nationals occasions overcome rafael relative resources riches roots soaking successes support tunnel unfashionable
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  10. DoDTS

    Postponed Games the way it used to be.

    Here's one my snippets from eighty years ago : Saturday 16th January 1926 READING 1-0 SOUTHEND UNITED A frosty pitch had been covered by five inches of snow, but in the 1920s the Football League disapproved of games being called off and expected clubs to do everything in their power to make...
  11. TrueBlue

    Cass

    Last night the other half purchased me a copy of the film Cass which is all about the rise of the ICF tied in with the story of Cass Pennant and I must say I was a bit skeptical about this film after football factory and green 'steam in master frodo' street but I have to say it was a really good...
  12. Thorpe Groyney

    High Praise From Essex Rival

    It's not often that Southend United are praised in a local rival's publication but this is what will be appearing in one club's upcoming programme: - "hats off to Southend United, the pride of Essex this week, who stunned the football world with a superb 1-1 draw at...
  13. hindle_666

    Injury's

    Isnt it amazing how we got a fully fit squad with no nigling injury's going into this game? saying that i would get out my death bed for this one. stevie tilson yellow and blue army!
  14. The Hall Has Eyes

    Yellow Army

    Well lets get this one going Yellow Army
  15. Benfleet A1

    Why I Hate the French

    It has long been known that I hate the French and I have often been asked why that is so. Well here it is, Charles De Gaulle, port blockades, burning sheep, Sangatte, cheap wine, Napoleon, bone idle farmers, mime artists, Renault, Charles De Gaulle, French military tactics, awful army, worse...
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    • army artists ban beef bone citroen eating hating military referendum tower
    • Replies: 41
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile: Part 6 - A Century United

    This week, Tom (A Century United) from all the way up the top of Scotland answers the questions. Below is a picture of him amongst the starting 11 for the League 2 Playoff Final. The woman in white sitting on the number 1 forgot her boots that day, thus why Duncan Jupp got the nod. 1) How...
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    • army bra brough ched crack cup cyprus dreadful especially exactly fa cup flooded hall hilt individuals kee league lived moody noisy qui roots schools seperate shoes themed tilly travels units wore wouldn
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Rusty Shackleford

    A Bit Late in the Day, But Still Great

    From the Daily Mash, the day after the US Election: BARACK Obama swept to victory last night as millions of Americans lapped up all that ******** about change. 'Change... Yeah... Sure' The Illinois senator made history as the first black American to become President and the 44th man to win...

  18. Penny for the Band!

    Letter in Monday's Times I though worthy of wider circulation: Nice story. Just one quibble, surely the band was the supporters club's, and not the Sally Army's?

  19. Yeeeeelllllooooowwww Army for Telford

    If you have a Yellow shirt then wear it tomorrow to create a sea of yellow Bring any yellow or royal items as you as you can. http://www.southendunited.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10444~1446862,00.html The Club Shop will be open an hour earlier at 9am for supporters wishing to purchase...
  20. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile: Part 2 - GlasgowSUFC

    This week, Ricardo from Glasgow takes time to answer some questions on being exiled from Southend. Above is him at the Mill. Stad, 2005. 1) How long have you been an exile? A) I haven’t actually lived in Essex for over 20 years now but only have classed myself as a true exile for the 8...
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    • all at sea army banker bbq blues bra brough ched cinema enjoyable especially essex everyday foo football goa hanks honorary icke jury keefmoon kiss lauren laurent ley lived naps port prepared rare roberts shirt shoes sickness soccer southend sssss stansted sufc tender threaten tilly travels unknown vale voice wes
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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