Your predictions for 2008

[C C Csiders]

Fcuk me, her standards are low SBH.... you're probably in with a chance....

He looks like a primate that's been smacked in the face with a cricket bat.

It's Kieron Dyer with the guts-ache.

 

[South Bank Hank]

Fcuk me, her standards are low SBH.... you're probably in with a chance....

He looks like a primate that's been smacked in the face with a cricket bat.

Broke my cricket bat too he did!
"Have a laugh at this, monsieur" said I.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Merde ! Hank La banque du sud a le sexe avec ma petite amie car je suis un singe laid!

 

[South Bank Hank]

Merde ! Hank La banque du sud a le sexe avec ma petite amie car je suis un singe laid!

Excellent -

****! I, Hank the bank of the south has the sex with his girl friend because he is an ugly monkey

 

[Irish_Shrimper]

Jamal DeBouzze is funny enough - my french isnt that great but when seeing a few of his dvd's at Mrs I_S' house in Paris thought he was ok. Apparently has a great rep. over there...

Anyone seen the film Amelie? Jamal is the one who works at the place that sells the fruit and veg etc. One of his arms doesn't work - so you know its him because its always in his pocket

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Excellent -

****! I, Hank the bank of the south has the sex with his girl friend because he is an ugly monkey

He is? Surely je suis means "I am"....

 

[South Bank Hank]

One of his arms doesn't work - so you know its him because its always in his pocket

Melissa has caused that problem for many a young lad, dern't you worry.

 

[South Bank Hank]

He is? Surely je suis means "I am"....

Well yes you are but the actual translation was this:

"****! Hank the bank of the south has the sex with my girl friend because I am an ugly monkey".

So I changed it.

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Well yes you are but the actual translation was this:

"****! Hank the bank of the south has the sex with my girl friend because I am an ugly monkey".

So I changed it.

I realised this almost as soon as I posted that and felt very silly! :p ;)

 

[MK Shrimper]

Hey, mai francais c'est merde.

Babelfish c'est magnifique et stuff....

 

[BrettieAngell]

Either way its ****ing funny!

 

[MK Shrimper]

I am available for barmitvah's, weddings, funerals.....

 

[canveyshrimper]

As winner of the inaugural Totty Cup through my sponsorship of Melissa Theuriau, and my recognition by many Zoners as the SZ burger eating champion, I feel well positioned to receive this honour.

The prophecy is coming true.

:hilarious: :hilarious:

 

[canveyshrimper]

I am available for barmitvah's, weddings, funerals.....

...as?:confused:

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

I shall still be young, free and single....:D
And living in Southminster...:D

 

[Irish_Shrimper]

I shall still be young, free and single....:D
And living in Southminster...:D

I refer my right honourable friend to Post #36 of this thread. We already have plans for you for this coming year :D

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

I refer my right honourable friend to Post #36 of this thread. We already have plans for you for this coming year :D

Oooooh, missed that. I like your thinking.

Nibbling on a box in a box...sounds great....:)

 

[Irish_Shrimper]

Oooooh, missed that. I like your thinking.

Nibbling on a box in a box...sounds great....:)

Ya tone lowering scoundrel :D

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

Ya tone lowering scoundrel :D

Its as if Vaaaaange is here.....:(

 

[Irish_Shrimper]

**** me, her standards are low SBH.... you're probably in with a chance....

He looks like a primate that's been smacked in the face with a cricket bat.

A new French girl started up at my place of work tonight - and I got talking to her about the lovely Melissa Theuriau...next thing I crack a joke about Theuriau's husband (above), and the girl lept to his defence...She said most of the women over there fancy him, and thinks he's too good for Melissa!! Of course i scoffed at such a remark - and thought of bringing back MK's delightful quote above involving the cricket bat and his face :D