Your predictions for 2008

[Interpol Shrimper]

* A leading SZ personality to get wed

* A leading SZ personality to be outted

* A leading SZ personality to win lottery and invest in SUFC

* A leading SZ personality to be convicted of a heinous crime

* A leading SZ personality to run naked down Victoria Ave

* Vennessa Feltz to choke to death live on TV whilst eating my pants

If I agree to prediction 5, can you make sure this is as a result of prediction 3 coming true for me? :p

 

[C C Csiders]

If I agree to prediction 5, can you make sure this is as a result of prediction 2 coming true for me? :p

Corrected accordingly.

 

[Mr. Benedict]

If I agree to prediction 5, can you make sure this is as a result of prediction 3 coming true for me? :p

Don't you have to be a leading SZ personality first?!? ;)

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

If I agree to prediction 5, can you make sure this is as a result of prediction 3 coming true for me? :p

I'd want more than £10 to run down the high street naked.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I'd want more than £10 to run down the high street naked.

I don't know!
Best offer I've had in a long-time :(

Don't you have to be a leading SZ personality first?!? ;)

Remind me, who was 5th to 10,000 posts again? :p

 

[Firestorm]

Bruce Forsythe dies
Gavin Henson and Charlotte Church Split up
Ulrika Jonson Expects her 5th Child by yet another bloke
Amy Winehouse is found choking in a pool of her own vomit, which when recorded goes straight to No 1
14 premiership and 11 Championship managers are sacked
5 premiership and 10 Championship managers walk out for "Bigger Clubs"
8 Football league clubs go into administration, 1 club actually fold and drop out of the league.
The first Cuckoo Farm game does not sell out

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

Remind me, who was 5th to 10,000 posts again? :p

I'll be 6th...;)

 

[C C Csiders]

The first Cuckoo Farm game does not sell out

It will because we will sell our full allocation and take the empty seats with the Col Ewe.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I'll be 6th...;)

No you won't!
That title fell to Mr_Benedict himself :D

 

[MrB]

I'll be 6th...;)

That's some rate you've got going on, I'd be surprised if I get there before you!

 

[SUFC_Al]

I might have a game of Scrabulous with Mr B without him getting a 7-letter word :rolleyes:

 

[C C Csiders]

A children's TV presenter will be arrested on suspicion of murdering his girlfriend. ;)

 

[Flaiming Moe]

Sport:
Southend to finish 4th.
Matt Harrold to sign for Aldershot.
Work to start on the new Stadium

News:
Hottest summer on record.

2 new Bank Holidays approved commencing 2011.

Pete Doherty to die of an overdose.

Amy Winehouse to die of an overdose.

Ruth Kelly to resign as Transport Secretary after a summer of misery on the train network.

Heather Mills to be deported for being constantly annoying.

Vigilante groups across the UK join forces to dish out real justice in the wake of the criminal justice system collapsing.

All members of ShrimperZone to receive a knighthood for services to supporting the mighty of Southend United FC.


Meanwhile on planet earth........................

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Sport:
Southend to finish 4th.
Matt Harrold to sign for Aldershot.
Work to start on the new Stadium

News:
Hottest summer on record.

2 new Bank Holidays approved commencing 2011.

Pete Doherty to die of an overdose.

Amy Winehouse to die of an overdose.

Ruth Kelly to resign as Transport Secretary after a summer of misery on the train network.

Heather Mills to be deported for being constantly annoying.

Vigilante groups across the UK join forces to dish out real justice in the wake of the criminal justice system collapsing.

All members of ShrimperZone to receive a knighthood for services to supporting the mighty of Southend United FC.

That all sounds good to me....!
However, that's quite enough of your unrealistic dreaming. Aldershot is far too high a standard for Matty H! ;)

 

[Irish_Shrimper]

Don't you have to be a leading SZ personality first?!? ;)

oooooohh :hilarious:

1) SUFC will finish in a comfortable mid table position
2) Alan McCormack will, as he has promised, sing along to a rendition of 'The Fields of Athenry' with us in the South Upper when he should be in the box for a corner...this subsequently gets him substituted by a furious Tilly - while in an act of solidarity for his Irish friend, Stevie Hammell walks off the pitch during said corner, and calls Brushy and Deano c***s while giving the two fingers in the process. Both are loaned out to Limerick 37 FC as a result
3) Dean Morgan scores 30 goals for Leeds after his loan spell ended with Southend, and earns a move to Liverpool to partner Torres in the summer transfer window
4) True Blue will finally get his way with Steph, and go for a delightful steak meal. This does not result in him throwing an ashtray, and they subsequently become the 1st SZ wedding, ever(?)
5) Melissa Theuriau leaves French comedian husband Jamal DeBouzze: for whatever member of SZ can eat 10 big macs in an hour
6) S_S finally gets the opportunity to wine and dine Andrea Corr - both are seen canoodling in a box at Roots Hall
7) Wiggy praises Steve Collis - Flahavan gets jealous and hands in a transfer request

 

[MK Shrimper]

With you until No.6 :D

 

[South Bank Hank]

oooooohh :hilarious:

5) Melissa Theuriau leaves French comedian husband Jamal DeBouzze: for whatever member of SZ can eat 10 big macs in an hour

As winner of the inaugural Totty Cup through my sponsorship of Melissa Theuriau, and my recognition by many Zoners as the SZ burger eating champion, I feel well positioned to receive this honour.

The prophecy is coming true.

 

[MK Shrimper]

French & Comedian.

There's not two words you usually see together in a sentence....

 

[C C Csiders]

French & Comedian.

There's not two words you usually see together in a sentence....

Or indeed Saunders and Comedian.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Fcuk me, her standards are low SBH.... you're probably in with a chance....

He looks like a primate that's been smacked in the face with a cricket bat.