Would You Rather...

[Einstein]

Drunken antics/practical jokes dont count.

Oh, you really are digging a big hole for yourself....

 

[Alexis_SUFC]

Would you rather be ginger or have a mop top?

 

[Einstein]

Would you rather be ginger or have a mop top?

Mop top, which actually looks more rock n roll Oasis stylee you mean? Easy one to choose.

 

[blues_r_best]

Mop top, which actually looks more rock n roll Oasis stylee you mean? Easy one to choose.

You complain when I bring my rock and roll sunglasses out for a night, but we have to put up with your hair...

 

[Alexis_SUFC]

Mop top, which actually looks more rock n roll Oasis stylee you mean? Easy one to choose.

Have to agree as my barnet is getting a bit on the long side.

 

[DTS]

What about this one?


Exceptionally ugly but immensely intelligent...

or

Unfeasibly good looking but dizzier than Wiggy on a blond day...

No one wants an ugly bird do they......

Good looking but thick all day...Can get a decent chat with the lads etc etc.

 

[South Bank Hank]

I think we'd all sooner stay clear of the ugly but intelligent bird Dave, but what if... oh, never mind!

 

[Einstein]

You complain when I bring my rock and roll sunglasses out for a night, but we have to put up with your hair...

The difference being you just look a tw*t though ;) :hilarious:

 

[blues_r_best]

The difference being you just look a tw*t though ;) :hilarious:

I can take the sunglasses off, your hair will always make you look like a hairy ****...

 

[Einstein]

I can take the sunglasses off, your hair will always make you look like a hairy ****...

I can always cut my hair, not like it's a feature I can't change muppet! :hilarious: I quite like it too, gives the women something to cling onto for the ride of their life... (at Theme Parks obviously!) :flamer:

 

[blues_r_best]

I can always cut my hair, not like it's a feature I can't change muppet! :hilarious: I quite like it too, gives the women something to cling onto for the ride of their life... (at Theme Parks obviously!) :flamer:

:flamer:

And if you cut your hair, would you still not have hair on you head?

 

[Einstein]

:flamer:

And if you cut your hair, would you still not have hair on you head?

Not if it is all shaved off you fool. Surely you aren't that stupid?!

 

[blues_r_best]

Not if it is all shaved off you fool. Surely you aren't that stupid?!

:flamer:

Oviously Einstein is an ironic moniker

 

[sufcintheprem]

Would you rather lie on your back with four earwigs: one in each ear and each nostril

or

a 3 minute belly button wet willy from a leper?

Serious question.

 

[Pubey]

would you rather be raped by a dog or a cat? (this honestly came up when we played this at uni once)

 

[blues_r_best]

Would you rather be Kyle from Van Wilder or a French waiter?

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

would you rather be raped by a dog or a cat? (this honestly came up when we played this at uni once)

A dog, obviously. Tom-cats have barbs which, when the male is in tumescence, mean that his nadger is uni-directional. In other words, until his cat-mess has been spilled, he'll be stuck inside you, and he ain't coming out.

It's why she-cats scream when they're being shagged by a Tom-cat. It hurts. A lot.

Surely I'm not the only person who knows about this...?!

:thump:

 

[Stats]

Would you rather wear a flouresent coloured t-shirt or purple t-shirt with sequins? (sp)

 

[sufcintheprem]

would you rather be raped by a dog or a cat? (this honestly came up when we played this at uni once)

Surely a cat. I'm assuming you mean domesticated here. If not, then you might find a liger on your back in a cruel mau-mau twist and that would definitely make the answer a dog. A wolf seems harmless compared to a liger.

Would you rather be Kyle from Van Wilder or a French waiter?

French waiter. Better the devil you know

 

[blues_r_best]

Would you rather wear a flouresent coloured t-shirt or purple t-shirt with sequins? (sp)

Either, doesn't bother me.