Would You Rather...

[Alexis_SUFC]

Great little fun game, often gets played at uni usually when alcohol has been consumed. Its pretty simple really, what would you rather do? you get given 2 options and have to pick the lesser of 2 evils and obviously give your reason then post another 2 choices for the next person to answer.

Starter for 10:

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Personally I'd rather be deaf, that way you could still watch TV even if it is the crap on sunday mornings, won't trip over things and wouldn't have to rely on mans best friend for making sure you don't get run over when crossing the road. Saying that fire alarms wouldn't be much fun if your deaf.

What about everyone else?

 

[C C Csiders]

I'd be both, and thrash the ar$e off of everyone at pinball.

 

[Alexis_SUFC]

Ah, I don't think you quite have the concept of the game, both is not an option, neither is 'I'd rather kill myself than do...' which gets quite popular after a while when the game has gone down that slippery slope.

 

[DTS]

Would rather be deaf as at least you could still do somethings I enjoyed such as going to football and watching hardcore porn. Could also be handy in the pub if its your round and you were deaf.

 

[Alexis_SUFC]

Would rather be deaf as at least you could still do somethings I enjoyed such as going to football and watching hardcore porn. Could also be handy in the pub if its your round and you were deaf.

Great shout about the pub scenario, although you may have given SZFC's captain a new idea to try out.

How about this lovely one:

Would you rather be burnt to death or frozen to death?

Again there are positives and negatives for both. With being burnt you can roll around alot and generally get alot of attention, which is always a plus. But if you get frozen you could always pull a weird face, maybe get frozen while breakdancing, the possibilities are endless really, for that reason I'd choose getting frozen, but thats just personal preferrence.

 

[scrounger]

Great shout about the pub scenario, although you may have given SZFC's captain a new idea to try out.

How about this lovely one:

Would you rather be burnt to death or frozen to death?

Again there are positives and negatives for both. With being burnt you can roll around alot and generally get alot of attention, which is always a plus. But if you get frozen you could always pull a weird face, maybe get frozen while breakdancing, the possibilities are endless really, for that reason I'd choose getting frozen, but thats just personal preferrence.

Noted!

I would rather be deaf for sure.

Tough one, I would have to be frozen as being burnt looks alot more painful. May be frozen in the same way as people in Day After Tomorrow would be instantaneous, resulting in minimal pain.

 

[chadded]

Would you rather be burnt to death or frozen to death?

At least you'd go out in a blaze of glory!!!!!!!!! Fnar, Fnar!!!!

 

[blues_r_best]

But if you get frozen you could always pull a weird face, maybe get frozen while breakdancing, the possibilities are endless really, for that reason I'd choose getting frozen, but thats just personal preferrence.

And there's a chance you could be brought back to life in the future.

 

[Alexis_SUFC]

And there's a chance you could be brought back to life in the future.

Good point, I like it.

Other people need to be asking their own would you rather questions, I can only think of a few and they aren't nice.

My last one for a while before I go and get breakfast: this one isn't mine but I like it.

Would you rather fight Mike Tyson to the death, or fight a bear to the death?

Again personal preference but I'd choose the bear, as Tyson would fight dirty and with the bear you could just kick it in the bollocks just like that advert a few years ago. And if you win you'd have a nice rug aswell which would be a good story when trying to impress someone, imagine... "Yeah thats a real bear fur rug, killed it myself, he tried hard but just didn't want it as much". Who wouldn't like to be able to say that, I know I'd be impressed if someone said it to me.

 

[chadded]

Would you rather have sex with David Beckham, or Maggie Thatcher?

 

[scrounger]

Would you rather have sex with David Beckham, or Maggie Thatcher?

Let Van Tan answer this one!

 

[chadded]

Becks all the way, no brainer! Just imagine the reaction. Yes ladies, I slept with David Beckham. I'm not gay, but he was magnificent, and showed me a few things. I reckon they'd love it!

 

[Davros]

would you rather be Ginger or Bald?? :flamer:

 

[Shrimpersarmy]

Haha, it's gotta be bald all the way!

 

[chadded]

And to think I've given you positive rep before!

 

[JoshC]

isn't this the game which is played all the way through "extras" e.g would you rather a bionic arm or a bionic leg ?... a bionic arm would come in handy some nights

 

[The Artful Shrimper]

?... a bionic arm would come in handy some nights

But you'd pull it off. :thump:

 

[JoshC]

lol dont blame me blame ricky gervais

 

[blues_r_best]

would you rather be Ginger or Bald?? :flamer:

Ginger, I'd much rather have hair and shave it off coz it's ginger then not being able to grow hair.

 

[blues_r_best]

Chadded, what do you do to your hair?