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Ask her for a bit of Bum fun.This will tell if she truly cares for you or not..
 
have you tried a post it note with "STD Clinic 0206******* (insert local number here) 10.30 Thursday " left around the flat when you know she will see it.

Then if she does not scarper immediately she will ask your mate if you think you have a dose, to which you get him to reply , "No but he thinks you might"

That should seal it....
 
Looking at the replies it is pretty obvious the replies are based on age...

the younger members are in the

'she is mental run away' Brigade

whilst the older more experienced members are in the

'bang her and leave her' Camp..............


quality....:D
 
Think I should clear a few things up before rumours of my questionable sexuality run away...

First off, She's borderline average looking, definitely in the bracket of "Only when i'm smashed...". She's also a bit of a porker, not that I have anything against women with shape as I despise stick thin girls, but shes a bit OTT.

Secondly, she's scared the living **** out of a girl who was a lot fitter than she is that I was in to. She does this on a regular basis, can you imagine her in a threesome? There'd have to be a paramedic on stand by.

On that trend, Threesomes aren't all they're cracked up to be...
 
Looking at the replies it is pretty obvious the replies are based on age...

the younger members are in the

'she is mental run away' Brigade

whilst the older more experienced members are in the

'bang her and leave her' Camp..............


quality....:D

I think there is something in this. I would have always said run away in the past but as I am getting older I agree you should just smash em a few times and then remember your moving to Tazmania and sadly nothing can happen.
 
Think I should clear a few things up before rumours of my questionable sexuality run away...

First off, She's borderline average looking, definitely in the bracket of "Only when i'm smashed...". She's also a bit of a porker, not that I have anything against women with shape as I despise stick thin girls, but shes a bit OTT.

Secondly, she's scared the living **** out of a girl who was a lot fitter than she is that I was in to. She does this on a regular basis, can you imagine her in a threesome? There'd have to be a paramedic on stand by.

On that trend, Threesomes aren't all they're cracked up to be...

mate ...try it with 2 girls next time....;)
 

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