Women are Crazy. Still.

[Cricko]

Back on topic .......it is time to report the stalker ESB, if she is that ugly ..

 

[Blueshrimper]

Quality stuff!

 

[EastStandBlue]

Had a row with my flatmates girlfriend this morning about the whole thing... She admits responsibility in bringing her back and telling her I wanted to see her. F*cking idiot.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Suggest you just steer well clear of them both, and tell your flatmate in no uncertain terms is he to allow his girlfriend to put you in this position again. Sounds as if she's been the main troublemaker here after all.

 

[Bentley's Absurd Gait]

This will follow on from my previous thread about the crazy stalker, so If you didn't read it then this will make little sense...

After telling this girl, we'll call her "Mandy", that I wasn't looking for a relationship and shooting back to Southend for the weekend, I got back here and nothing came up... I just presumed that she got the picture and that would be it.

How wrong I was.

Having been out Friday night, Saturday night me and the lads in my flat got some Pizza in and watched MOTD and a few films ("21" I would highly recommend). Now, Mandy is best friends and workmates with my flatmates girlfriend, who were out on a work meal Saturday night. My flatmate went to pick his bird up and bring her back, and Mandy jumped in the car as well.

I'm told that this is how the conversation went:

Mandy: Is Liam (Me) Still up?
Jay: Err... I think so...
Mandy: Reckon he'll mind if I come back?
Jay: Err, He's got football in the morning so he'll probably be going to bed soon
Mandy: Really? ring him and see if he'll mind if I stay the night
Jay: He's not answering
Mandy: Ok, I'll ring him then

I got the call, saw it was her and let it ring... I knew she'd be in the car and could see it happening. I really couldn't be bothered to deal with her, again, and knew that if she came back here, she wouldn't leave and it'd make things worse. I simply text her telling her I was in bed and that i'd call her tomorrow.

My mates efforts to keep her out were commendable, and he scored some major man points in managing to do this.

This is when it got very, very Strange.

Last night Me, Jay and Sam went out for a Ruby together. Not quite fancying going out on a heavy one this Bank Holiday, we went for the meal, came back and played a bit of Pro Evo. I went to bed at around 1ish.

Turns out, Mandy was out with my mates girlfriend again and came back to the house with her. Jay chucked his keys out of his window to let his girlfriend in, he says not knowing that she was there. Mandy came in, saw my jacket on the hook downstairs and got my keys out of the pocket. Because it's a student house, all the bedroom doors have locks on.

I got woken up at 3ish, with this girl climbing in to my bed half naked. I think this is the closest i've ever been to physically ****ting myself through fear as I had absolutely no idea who it was. We live in a dodgy area anyway, 3 houses neighbouring ours have been raided for drugs since December, It could've been anybody breaking in trying to rob/rape me.

Trying to get with me I can put up with, but letting herself into my room when i'm asleep? This girl I think is a f*cking nutjob. I kicked her out, shouting and swearing at her and she went downstairs and slept in another of my flatmates beds who had gone home for the weekend. This morning she came up and apologised, saying she was drunk and that my flatmates girlfriend had encouraged her to do it, which I actually believe.

Scariest moment of my life to date... And i'll be having some very f*cking strong words with my mates bird later.

Get over yourself mate, and man up. Ruin it and tell her to sling her hook.

 

[Swiss Tony]

Suggest you just steer well clear of them both, and tell your flatmate in no uncertain terms is he to allow his girlfriend to put you in this position again. Sounds as if she's been the main troublemaker here after all.

Hang on a minute,maybe the girlfriends up for a love triangle dont be to hasty play it nice and easy fella

 

[Bentley's Absurd Gait]

Hang on a minute,maybe the girlfriends up for a love triangle dont be to hasty play it nice and easy fella

Listen to Swiss, the man knows his onions.

 

[Blueshrimper]

Had a row with my flatmates girlfriend this morning about the whole thing... She admits responsibility in bringing her back and telling her I wanted to see her. F*cking idiot.

I can see why your ****ed off mate. Theres a joke and theres overstepping the mark. The problem is it could have been percieved very differently and could have been a bit dodgy.

 

[fredheim_holm]

I can see why your ****ed off mate. Theres a joke and theres overstepping the mark. The problem is it could have been percieved very differently and could have been a bit dodgy.

Exactly. She could have had a knife lodged in her hair and was actually attempting to murder you before you screamed your head off. I wouldn't put it past Mandy afterall.

 

[HawkwellShrimper]

TBH if I was your flatmate with the bird and the other bird is so game for shaggins I would be pushing for a threesome...

 

[Benfleet A1]

Had a row with my flatmates girlfriend this morning about the whole thing... She admits responsibility in bringing her back and telling her I wanted to see her. F*cking idiot.

I'm having a problem with all of this. You are a student, you have a girl who thinks you are great and she gets into your bed half naked without being asked. What is the problem here?

 

[BaileytheQuitter]

I'm having a problem with all of this. You are a student, you have a girl who thinks you are great and she gets into your bed half naked without being asked. What is the problem here?

I too echo this sentiment.

 

[Cricko]

I too echo this sentiment.

I think ESB must be Gay .....Who would turn down a half nakid woman wanting to have you in the middle of the night....

 

[fredheim_holm]

I think ESB must be Gay .....Who would turn down a half nakid woman wanting to have you in the middle of the night....

I can think of one person..:unsure:

 

[HUTTON]

I can think of one person..:unsure:

Now dont pick on Cricko, just because he is old, and needs his sleep

 

[Cricko]

I can think of one person..:unsure:

Not if she had the Ten Commandments between her thighs Fred..:nope:

 

[fredheim_holm]

Now dont pick on Cricko, just because he is old, and needs his sleep

:D

Not if she had the Ten Commandments between her thighs Fred..:nope:

If she could carry a stone with the ten commandments between her legs then she's done well.

 

[Cricko]

:D

If she could carry a stone with the ten commandments between her legs then she's done well.

So you have meet Hils then..lol

 

[DTS]

I still think this has threesome potential....

I reckon you need to say to the mad one something along the lines of "I do love you but I want a mate of yours to join in".

That way you get to have a go at the holy grail (A threesome) and then you can **** the mad one off after saying you think she is a bit loose....

Hope this helps mate....

 

[Desert Shrimper]

I still think this has threesome potential....

I reckon you need to say to the mad one something along the lines of "I do love you but I want a mate of yours to join in".

That way you get to have a go at the holy grail (A threesome) and then you can **** the mad one off after saying you think she is a bit loose....

Hope this helps mate....

Top quality post. :clap: Particularly the "I do love you" bit - that'll put the cat amongst the mentalist pigeons.

Have to agree with the chaps on this one, she's only a bird not an axe murderer so chill out and see if you can get some memorable three-way action out of it.

Plus, studies have shown that mad birds (rather like fat ones) try harder. Top scientists in Sweden have confirmed it.