Woman in Sudan...

[Interpol Shrimper]

Overweight scouse ex-teachers?

Who look like Ron Jeremy!

 

[Rayleigh Weir]

Who look like Ron Jeremy!

I'm not sure you'd be willing to roll over for your bed bath for that one...

 

[MK Shrimper]

There's a definite gap in the market :D

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I'm not sure you'd be willing to roll over for your bed bath for that one...

No, I most certainly wouldn't, but then again BUPA employ a far better quality of auxillary nurses! :p

 

[Pubey]

Sean Connery was being interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night. Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued.

After the show, Cilla says, 'Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to'ave sex with yer. Lets go back to my ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun. So they went back to her place and got comfortable.

After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together. Afterwards, Sean says, 'If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand'. Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says 'Okay'.

He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before. Then Sean says, 'Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to.......'

'I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun'. Cilla complies with the routine.

The results this time are absolutely mind blowing. Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks 'Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer that much?'

Sean replies, 'No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a scouser, the bitch stole ma wallet !'

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

There's now a march going on to get her executed!

Thousands of people are marching in Khartoum calling for British teacher Gillian Gibbons to be executed.

The 54-year-old has been jailed for blasphemy in Sudan after naming a teddy bear Mohammed but the crowds say her 15-day sentence is too lenient.

The protesters took to the streets carrying knives and sticks, chanting "shame on the UK" and "kill her by firing squad".

Gillian Gibbons escaped conviction on a more serious charge of inciting hatred, for which she could have faced 40 lashes or six months in prison.

She was expected to serve her term at a women's prison near the capital, Khartoum, before being deported to the UK.

Britain has expressed "in the strongest terms" its concern at the verdict and Foreign Secretary David Miliband summoned the Sudanese ambassador. He also spoke to the Sudanese Acting Foreign Minister.

Britain has expressed "in the strongest terms" its concern at the verdict and Foreign Secretary David Miliband summoned the Sudanese ambassador. He also spoke to the Sudanese Acting Foreign Minister.

The Foreign Office said earlier they were seeking "swift resolution of this issue" and maintain Mrs Gibbons is guilty of nothing more than a simple misunderstanding.

During her sentencing, UK consular staff were denied access to the court and riot police surrounded the building while the media were barred from entering.

School director Robert Boulos called the verdict "very fair" adding: "She could have had six months and lashes and a fine and she only got 15 days and deportation."

The school would not appeal against the decision, he added.

Dr Muhammad Abdul Bari, secretary general of the Muslim Council of Britain, said he was "appalled" at the decision to convict her.

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

There's now a march going on to get her executed!

That was predicted earlier in the week. They said that was why they wanted her to be sentenced before the clerics and local loons got in on the act.

Send in the Americans.....

 

[C C Csiders]

Dr Muhammad Abdul Bari, secretary general of the Muslim Council of Britain, said he was "appalled" at the decision to name him Muhammad, and that this in no way, at all, honest, was a slight, on the name of the prophet, and condemned his parents in the strongest possible terms for naming him thus, and as it was in no way, at all, even in the slightest his doing, his name should not be considered a reason for any fatwas at all, please.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Send in the Americans.....

Lol, if you want WW3 that'll be the way....

 

[BrettieAngell]

What a bunch of ****ing losers!

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

Lol, if you want WW3 that'll be the way....

I was thinking she could get a Macdonalds on her release from jail....:)

 

[MK Shrimper]

Lets face it, she could miss a few.....

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

Lets face it, she could miss a few.....

They do a healthy range?

I always say to myself that an Ex Large Big Mac meal is in that range. I find it helps.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Right then people, what about this little nugget of PC-mania gone mad?

Racial slur as man calls Welsh woman "English"
A man has been convicted of racially aggravated harassment after calling a Welsh woman English.

Michael Forsythe was sentenced to 10 weeks in jail, suspended for 12 months, after being found guilty of racially aggravated disorderly behaviour, a court official said.

Forsythe received the sentence at Welshpool Magistrates Court on Tuesday and was also ordered to pay 200 pounds in prosecution costs.

The former lorry driver, who is originally from Northern Ireland, but lives in Powys, Mid Wales, called Lorna Steele an "English bitch" during an argument after he collided with her parked vehicle in the Welsh market town of Newport in February.

Forsythe has attacked the prosecution as a waste of time and money, according to the Daily Mail newspaper.

"I find it unbelievable that I've been prosecuted for this," he said. "I've travelled all over Europe as a lorry driver and never had any problems with anybody and now they're officially calling me a racist.

"It's political correctness gone mad."

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

Right then people, what about this little nugget of PC-mania gone mad?

Send in the sheep

 

[Birri]

Having read the BBC link with about the protests makes me want to get a big union jack dropped on top of em so the yanks will go and napalm them with friendly fire! It is an absolute Joke! It just shows how bloody stupid religion is Islam in particular! A teacher getting all of this because a little chap wants to name a teddy bear after himself !

 

[Cricko]

None of you have spent a moment thinking what happened to the Bear.

 

[cockles is back]

Yawn. Predictable right wing bully with nothing to say.

why are you replying to a post If i haven't said anything, goodness me how are you coping with my horrendous bullying? typical lefty oooh nnoo the big right wing facists are bullying me. get a grip of yourself your a grown man, fuk me you should listen to yourself....

 

[BrettieAngell]

Having read the BBC link with about the protests makes me want to get a big union jack dropped on top of em so the yanks will go and napalm them with friendly fire! It is an absolute Joke! It just shows how bloody stupid religion is Islam in particular! A teacher getting all of this because a little chap wants to name a teddy bear after himself !

Damn straight what a bunch of ****ing nobheads!

 

[Firestorm]

Right then people, what about this little nugget of PC-mania gone mad?

Note condoning this in any way but I can see how technically it was brought about.

By calling her a bitch, he was Harrassing her, English was a reference (albeit incorrect) to her race . The "English " reference was intended to increase the "venom" of the bitch insult therefore it was technically a Racially aggrevated harrassment.

In a way , the number of people of have denegrated the offensiveness of phrases like "Black Bas**ard" by saying things like "if he called me an english bas**rd would that be racist" have sort of forced their hand a bit