Breaking News Wind breaks into Shrimpers squad

[Shrimper44]

For family and friends of George who have just joined Shrimperzione. Please take no notice of Shrimpett. He is is a regular troll on here but unlike others who are banned or disappear we have learnt to love him.....Think of him or her as a troll with special needs......So obviously don't waste to much time with replies or be to rude.

and if you ever need a taxi home....he is your man

 

[Fred]

Things are looking beau for the future

 

[Linda Loan Shark]

A good signing and a good back up but not the sort of signing that's going to get us out of this horrible league

That was a long trip driving Ron there all by yourself. You took ages

 

[Crowstone Crevette]

For family and friends of George who have just joined Shrimperzione. Please take no notice of Shrimpett. He is is a regular troll on here but unlike others who are banned or disappear we have learnt to love him.....Think of him or her as a troll with special needs......So obviously don't waste to much time with replies or be to rude.

@rigsby Don't we all have special needs one way or the other?

 

[ColinMorrisWalksOnWater]

@rigsby Don't we all have special needs one way or the other?

Absolutely, I have a special need to get out of this damn division!

 

[shrimperjon]

Honestly this is a very good signing. Seen him numerous times at Billericay. Good defender but very good going forward and takes a good free kick. Only 21 but 100 senior appearances. We may only have signed three players so far but all three are good for this squad. Also like his attitude. Got knocked back by Colshite but still has the drive to succeed. Exactly the type of players we need. Ironically very similar attitude to GSM

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Things are looking beau for the future

You blew me away with that one

 

[amsemp]

I’m actually going to scream if I hear one more Wind joke or pun

 

[Crowstone Crevette]

I’m actually going to scream if I hear one more Wind joke or pun

@amsemp "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"*

Sorry I'll get my coat...




*One for the oldies. You can always Google it!

 

[* ORM *]

Sorry to disappoint you but he is German so it’s actually pronounced vind

 

[* ORM *]

I’m actually going to scream if I hear one more Wind joke or pun

Said with such gust oh!

So just reading them is fine then.

 

[Ozzer]

I’m actually going to scream if I hear one more Wind joke or pun

Don't be a puff

 

[C'mon you Shrimpers]

Sorry to disappoint you but he is German so it’s actually pronounced vind

It should be Vint. Is his family German or is ths a SZ "joke". Christ this could turn into another how does Maher pronounce his name. How does George pronounce his last name.

 

[CaptainSmudger]

Is this a wind up?

 

[ElliotAWS]

The Wind beneath our wings. Well, the right wing at least.

Did you ever know that you’re my hero?
And everything I would like to be?
Southend can fly higher than an eagle
Cause you are George Wind on the right wing

Got a nice ring to it!

 

[Leeboy]

Sorry to disappoint you but he is German so it’s actually pronounced vind

already did that gag on a different thread keep up old man

 

[Chris Powell's mate]

I'm rather fond of the header on this post: 'Wind breaks...' Well, it would wouldn't it?

 

[Ramsdenblue]

Sorry to disappoint you but he is German so it’s actually pronounced vind

——erloo

And we all like Vinderloooooo, and he’s gonna score one more goal than you.

Vinderloo.

 

[cerbera45]

A good signing and a good back up but not the sort of signing that's going to get us out of this horrible league

btw Steve the R is to the left of the T on a keyboard layout ;-)

 

[* ORM *]

already did that gag on a different thread keep up old man

Sorry I have a life and haven’t read every thread on here. Who is going to own up to checking him on Wiki though?