Who Would You Turn Gay For?

[Jonny_Stokes]

Our Lord Carl Griffiths, of course.

 

[MissWestStand]

Hayden Pattineire

 

[Southend_Lady]

Hayden Pattineire

Excellent call - yes I would def do her!

 

[MissWestStand]

Excellent call - yes I would def do her!

She is hot

or Buffy

 

[Cricko]

Excellent call - yes I would def do her!

So the lads know who you are both "doing"

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

I'd turn for that Miriam bloke on "There's Something About Miriam"...

Come on... you would, wouldn't you?!

;)

 

[Swiss Tony]

Was Cotton Eye Joe gay?


joe

No but i think johnny one eye was

 

[MK Shrimper]

I'd turn for that Miriam bloke on "There's Something About Miriam"...

Come on... you would, wouldn't you?!

;)

Hmmm, but does a very convincing tranny count? I doubt Miriam has a meat and two veg any more.

 

[loz]

a bloke with a knife, though i'd be unlikely to call him for a second date.

 

[Desert Shrimper]

Hmmm, but does a very convincing tranny count? I doubt Miriam has a meat and two veg any more.

I think she does, it's just tucked between her legs - and it looks painful :stunned:

As a former Brighton resident I got used to living around the gay population and had no problems with it at all. "You'rrree gay!! hahahahaha!!!" is packed away in a toybox pretty early in those parts as combined with the artist community (there is one of the UK's best Art schools in Brighton) the crusty population and the Soho media types there are plenty of alternative looking people wandering around, serving you in shops, restaurants etc. Personally I always thought they brightened the place up a bit and scared off the chavs. I think this is one of the reasons why people from round there are pretty laidback and have a chilled out view on other people's lives. My son was born in Brighton and when we return to the UK it will probably be to settle down in that area.

In saying all that, I reckon you're either born gay or you're not...the idea of "turning" is a non-starter and even as an open minded chap I'd probably rather chop my own manhood off before I had to go through with that particular deed. Women always seem more up for this kind of thing possibly proving that God (if he exists) is a man......

 

[EastStandBlue]

Tesfaye Bramble... I'm more than confident that, if given the chance, he'd still fail to score.



Either that or I'd join in the alleged Sol Campbell/Marc Overmars debacle of circa 2003, I'd imagine that could be quite fun.

 

[OldBlueLady]

In saying all that, I reckon you're either born gay or you're not...the idea of "turning" is a non-starter and even as an open minded chap I'd probably rather chop my own manhood off before I had to go through with that particular deed. Women always seem more up for this kind of thing possibly proving that God (if he exists) is a man......

I agree, not been tempted nor remotely interested, though I have both gay and lesbian friends.

 

[cockles is back]

john fashnue or 'Rhino' from the gladiators i'd be a taker as well

 

[Hazey]

A man holding a gun to my head. Now for all you people looking to turn that on me I'm on about the firearm.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

I doubt Miriam has a meat and two veg any more.

S/he does... there are pics out there with the evidence, which are definitely NSFW!

:stunned:

Matt

 

[BaileytheQuitter]

A 20 goal a season striker!

 

[Rayleigh Blue]

no one!!!!!!!!!!!