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Who Would You Turn Gay For?

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chadded said:
I'm pretty metrosexual, I'm happy with my sexuality.
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I prefer to think of myself as retrosexual - harking back to a time when it was considered normal and manly for men to be hairy and drink beer...

So, on that basis - I guess I'd have to be a giver.
 
Rayleigh Weir said:
I prefer to think of myself as retrosexual - harking back to a time when it was considered normal and manly for men to be hairy and drink beer...

So, on that basis - I guess I'd have to be a giver.
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Chadded get your coat mate, you have pulled.
 
You got to remember that Chadded is part of Her Majesty's Armed Services so for him to admit his sexuality when he knows it is being monitored will cause great harm.

Of course once home he can hop over to the more liberal country of The Netherlands where he enjoys walks through the Tulip fields with another closet Shrimper based in the Low Lands.

Also which point does it not become gay, post or pre op transsexuals??
 
Bob Cratchitt said:
Also which point does it not become gay, post or pre op transsexuals??
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I once worked with someone (ex-World Champion boxer Terry Marsh's brother) who used to come to work dressed as a woman (ski pants wasn't nice!). Billy/Jilly had about 6 kids aswell. Anyway, his plan was that when he finally had the operation he was going to be a lesbian.
 
C C Csiders said:
Indeed.

Q. Where did he come from?

A: Brighton

Q. Where did he go?

A: Up a bender's bottom
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I've done some listening and apart from realising on the third listen why a morron singing in jibberish was so catchy, I've found out that the girls ran away so no-one would know about their illicit affairs with Cotton Eye Joe.

What happens when there are only men left in the town is not discussed.

Anyway, my answer would clearly be Cotton Eye Joe. Not chadded.
 
southend_lady said:
Im pretty sure my post was tongue in cheek. Although, what with you making so many references to the whole catching gayness thing today, it has started to make me question your sexuality. Especially after seeing you in Bakers bar in your cowboy shirt throwing dance moves that would make any gay proud.....
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That's not a bad comeback for a woman. I'm impressed.

It's a quality shirt as well, I might wear it in a few weeks if it still fits...

Oh, and Andee, it might be allowed, doesn't mean it's accepted. :p
 
chadded said:
That's not a bad comeback for a woman. I'm impressed.

It's a quality shirt as well, I might wear it in a few weeks if it still fits...

Oh, and Andee, it might be allowed, doesn't mean it's accepted. :p
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Well thanks - I didn't realise being a women meant that you are devoid from making a decent standard of comeback.

Quality if you want to go for a picnic in Wat Tyler Park in Pitsea and sit on it yes. How comes you say it might not fit you? Too big now that you have been letting your horse wear it?
 
He does not get the chance to arrest squaddies for drunken behaviour like he does in Colchester. The weekend shift must be pretty quiet.
 
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