What is hacking you off today?

[GrumpyBlue]

Just spent half an hour on the phone to Santander checking my branch opening times (to save a wasted and unnecessary journey) as the times on the website were different to the ones I encountered at the branch last week! Was also told they are changing times again on the 15th

 

[GrumpyBlue]

Says the man f***king around on a internet message board accessed by one.

It is nice and easy to use Shrimperzone as opposed to other sites

 

[Benfleet A1]

Bingo!! ?

 

[RHB]

Easy bake yeast! At the beginning of the week Tesco had no bread making yeast at all, and the shelf sign said no more yeast until 26th June. So she reckons there will be a world shortage of yeast now the brewers are back in business, so I am directed to ebay yesterday, buying two 100g tubs of Allinsons yeast which cost me £10. Go to Tesco this morning and the shelf is full of Allinsons easy bake yeast at £1 for 100g tub.

 

[Ex-Member1]

On the same theme of robbing gits....Wax earplugs 2.87 at Boots, 8.99 to 10.99 on EBay!!!!

 

[Massimo Giovanni]

I read that the old rocker Ricky Valence of "Tell Laura I love her" has died.
A couple of things about him, firstly I thought he died years ago with Buddy Holly and most surprising he was WELSH, I would have bet my shirt on him being a Septic.

 

[Ricey]

****ing sun burn!

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

I read that the old rocker Ricky Valence of "Tell Laura I love her" has died.
A couple of things about him, firstly I thought he died years ago with Buddy Holly and most surprising he was WELSH, I would have bet my shirt on him being a Septic.

It was Ritchie Valens (La Bamba) that died in that plane crash, along with The Big Boppa.

 

[ESG]

A bonfire at 8.30 am seriously!

 

[Ricey]

A bonfire at 8.30 am seriously!

Braintree council banned people from having them around here. If you are caught doing it you can be done for anti social behaviour.

 

[ESG]

Braintree council banned people from having them around here. If you are caught doing it you can be done for anti social behaviour.

No such ban with Rochford. Seems to have subsided now but if its who I suspect they had a skip last week!

 

[Ricey]

No such ban with Rochford. Seems to have subsided now but if its who I suspect they had a skip last week!

Is your hose within spraying distance? Spray the ****ers!

 

[RHB]

Kismet! For the first time since lock down, instead of cleaning the car myself I took it down to our local Eastern European Car Wash, and a very good wash and polish it was. This morning the car had been visited by the seagulls that circle around our area and the roof had two of the most enormous splats that it has been my misfortune to encounter. Not only the roof but splattered on the windscreen and the bonnet as well. What do those ****ers eat to produce that lot?

 

[RobM]

Greasy chips !

 

[Colorado Shrimper]

Joggers

 

[Billy Bests boot laces]

Driving through Hadleigh at 1pm today, just past traffic lights by the Church, everyone in nearside lane had to indicate to use other lane.
Reason why.... the queue to get into McDonalds drive through, with stationary cars waiting on the A13, total numbskulls or what? FFS!. People must be really getting desperate to queue for heaven knows how long, to get one of those for sunday lunch?.

 

[Ricey]

Put petrol in my diesel car now £200 lighter.

 

[KevinJH]

Toothache. Sitting here at stupid o'clock in the morning, not slept a wink, face feeling like it's ripe to explode, maxed out on pain killers and a sweltering day to look forward to. I've never experienced pain like it, ever ?

 

[RHB]

Toothache. Sitting here at stupid o'clock in the morning, not slept a wink, face feeling like it's ripe to explode, maxed out on pain killers and a sweltering day to look forward to. I've never experienced pain like it, ever ?

Sounds like an abcess @KevinJH. Does you dentist have an emergency contact number? My wife had an abscess and her dentist provided antibiotics. Maybe worth a try.

 

[KevinJH]

Sadly not - they open @ 9 - well, the reception does - that's when I'll hopefully find out if they're taking emergencies. Spoke with 111 earlier, very helpful - said to call them again if no luck with my own and they'll tell me of an emergency dentist to ring if required....