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What is hacking you off today?

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Mrs RHB has been using a product from Avon called 'Skin so Soft'. It's a spray which was recommended to her by veteran Gnat bite hating mates. She sprays the stuff on her in the garden and so far this summer they have left her totally alone and we've had squadrons of the little gits prowling around the garden. By all accounts it's not expensive.
 
Rootshallbloke said:
Mrs RHB has been using a product from Avon called 'Skin so Soft'. It's a spray which was recommended to her by veteran Gnat bite hating mates. She sprays the stuff on her in the garden and so far this summer they have left her totally alone and we've had squadrons of the little gits prowling around the garden. By all accounts it's not expensive.
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This might be the product that sells huge quantities in Scotland because the midges hate it.
 
It could only happen to me. Bit of a long story but.....a year ago or so I bumped into an old workmate and her best mate. We sat and had a coffee and chatted a lot, after we all went home. Oddly enough, today the friend drove past me, waved and shouted "Hello Rob!". We chatted for a few minutes then went for a coffee, chatted for half an hour or so. Then she asked me out! I gave her my number (she asked) and she texted me shortly after, she's quite attractive (to me at least). What an go wrong? Ah. No, not married, no boyfriend....Yes, you've guessed - she's lesbian! I don't know whether to laugh or cry!
 
RobM said:
It could only happen to me. Bit of a long story but.....a year ago or so I bumped into an old workmate and her best mate. We sat and had a coffee and chatted a lot, after we all went home. Oddly enough, today the friend drove past me, waved and shouted "Hello Rob!". We chatted for a few minutes then went for a coffee, chatted for half an hour or so. Then she asked me out! I gave her my number (she asked) and she texted me shortly after, she's quite attractive (to me at least). What an go wrong? Ah. No, not married, no boyfriend....Yes, you've guessed - she's lesbian! I don't know whether to laugh or cry!
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Did she make it known that is was a "date" rather than just a friendly get together? She could be bisexual?
 
I think a get-together is likely, maybe she is bi, I didn't ask. Not the best question in the circumstances! But she's pleasing company so that's far from bad.
 
RobM said:
I think a get-together is likely, maybe she is bi, I didn't ask. Not the best question in the circumstances! But she's pleasing company so that's far from bad.
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Go for it. If she is 100% gay, she might have straight single friends who need a bit of "male company".
 
I'm no gambler, but I considered putting money on Coco Gauff getting spanked in straight sets today. Did I? No, and she's 5-2 down in the 2nd set....
 
RobM said:
I think a get-together is likely, maybe she is bi, I didn't ask. Not the best question in the circumstances! But she's pleasing company so that's far from bad.
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If there will be no sex involved then you will be just another old long time married couple.
 
RobM said:
It could only happen to me. Bit of a long story but.....a year ago or so I bumped into an old workmate and her best mate. We sat and had a coffee and chatted a lot, after we all went home. Oddly enough, today the friend drove past me, waved and shouted "Hello Rob!". We chatted for a few minutes then went for a coffee, chatted for half an hour or so. Then she asked me out! I gave her my number (she asked) and she texted me shortly after, she's quite attractive (to me at least). What an go wrong? Ah. No, not married, no boyfriend....Yes, you've guessed - she's lesbian! I don't know whether to laugh or cry!
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This tickled me. It tickled me even more when I realised there wasn't 20 replies of 'pics' in response to a woman being mentioned.

See SMB's usual response to a woman being mentioned:
RTG: Sunderland Message Boards :Whistling:
 
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