What is hacking you off today?

[Mad Cyril]

Violent crime up 39% in Southend.

My bet is most of the increase is in Leigh.

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Violent crime up 39% in Southend.

My bet is most of the increase is in Leigh.

Sure to increase this weekend.Probably not in Leigh,either.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Sure to increase this weekend.Probably not in Leigh,either.

Do you think the trouble in Venezuela will spread to South East Essex?

 

[MK Shrimper]

Coffee ponces with all ****y gadgets around the tea bar. Millenials, FFS!

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Do you think the trouble in Venezuela will spread to South East Essex?

Nope.I was thinking more of the hordes from Sunderland coming down for the game.I'll be over too (in Westcliff) but I certainly won't be looking for any trouble.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Nope.I was thinking more of the hordes from Sunderland coming down for the game.I'll be over too (in Westcliff) but I certainly won't be looking for any trouble.

I thought you'd be challenging the capitalist patriarchy and superglueing your hands to Keddies?

 

[KevinJH]

Being woken by a B&Q delivery lorry this morning - before 7 a.m. ffs ! - banging and crashing about. Must've been taking lessons from the Tesco's food delivery oiks

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Sure to increase this weekend.Probably not in Leigh,either.

True, you are a one man crime wave.

 

[Member]

The speed cameras on the M1 work

 

[South Bank Hank]

Just pick the best available players and that includes Hales and Archer.

I was so doped up yesterday I didn’t really feel it until today!!! Thanks though.

Allegedly, Hales used the same line in his defence.

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

I thought you'd be challenging the capitalist patriarchy and superglueing your hands to Keddies?

Well I never.And there was me thinking that Keddies had long gone.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Well I never.And there was me thinking that Keddies had long gone.

You've already smashed a bit of the system. Like it, up the workers comrade.

 

[Benfleet A1]

Thanks. Different for some people I think my Dad had no issues one friend can’t eat lamb. I’ll see...

Can't eat lamb!! I'd rather die.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Just realised there's no trains on saturday. Bloody Notwork Rail.......

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Just realised there's no trains on saturday. Bloody Notwork Rail.......

ON C2C or Liverpool Street?

 

[OldBlueLady]

ON C2C or Liverpool Street?

Liverpool Street, hasn't been for weeks at weekends - bus replacement only from Shenfield.

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Liverpool Street, hasn't been for weeks at weekends - bus replacement only from Shenfield.

Cheers.Just checked.C2C/Fenchurch street is out but there's a C2 C service from Liverpool Street.Which suits us fine.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Our sick note of a manager - had the day off yesterday as his kids' school was shut for voting, and he's just let us know he won't be in today due to "sickness and ****s". FFS, this man is ill more often than he's well!

 

[RHB]

B/H Monday and no bacon in the fridge. There will have to be an independent enquiry.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Had to clear up a dead fox in my back garden.

Luckily I had put the job off so long it had dried out and was all crispy but still a gruesome job...