What is hacking you off today?

[MK Shrimper]

This should be in the 'What's making you happy' thread.

If they weren't too busy screwing around with databases and messing everything up they may find time to monitor staff online activity.......................

Do you pay my wages?

If you knew anything about database (which it's looking like you don't) then you realise some queries & stored procedures take time to run. There's not a lot to do while I'm waiting for the data, hence why I come on here, but why I feel the need to explain myself to you or anyone else is beyond me.

 

[GNH]

Do you pay my wages?

If you knew anything about database (which it's looking like you don't) then you realise some queries & stored procedures take time to run. There's not a lot to do while I'm waiting for the data, hence why I come on here, but why I feel the need to explain myself to you or anyone else is beyond me.

No I don't, and don't care to thanks, Seems like this must happen on a semi permanent basis then.

Get out the wrong side of bed did we?

 

[MK Shrimper]

No I don't, and don't care to thanks, Seems like this must happen on a semi permanent basis then.

Get out the wrong side of bed did we?

No, my ****ing IT department being absolutely **** is ****ing me off.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Do you pay my wages?

If you knew anything about database (which it's looking like you don't) then you realise some queries & stored procedures take time to run. There's not a lot to do while I'm waiting for the data, hence why I come on here, but why I feel the need to explain myself to you or anyone else is beyond me.

I work in the Big Data space and know about databases and stored procedures. When my jobs take too long to run I spend my time optimizing them to make them run quicker....

 

[MK Shrimper]

I work in the Big Data space and know about databases and stored procedures. When my jobs take too long to run I spend my time optimizing them to make them run quicker....

You're probably using better tech than NR. We're got slow servers, no connection to the Cloud or Azure and I'm running SSMS 2014. We're (as usual) years behind the curve. We've only just started looking into big data.

 

[Mad Cyril]

You're probably using better tech than NR. We're got slow servers, no connection to the Cloud or Azure and I'm running SSMS 2014. We're (as usual) years behind the curve. We've only just started looking into big data.

You can't solve every problem by throwing hardware at it. Choice of algorithm is generally the #1 factor...Databases will try and optimise queries but they are not magic.

 

[Mad Cyril]

I was rooting through my sons trick or treat sweets and there two own brand chocolate bars. I also found a Trio which I am convinced havent been made for about 25 years.

 

[Brummie John]

My oldest son is drinking Blue WKD.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Last night at 11pm. FIreworks.

I ****ing hate the ****s.

 

[Floval Flyer]

Overuse of expressions or words;

For example why does every other person I speak to use the term “to be fair...” all the time

Before the word “Really...” was far commonly used, before that it was “Absolutely”

Where and why do these expressions and words, used often out of context all of a sudden become common in everyday language.

Irritates me!

 

[Firestorm]

Overuse of expressions or words;

For example why does every other person I speak to use the term “to be fair...” all the time

Before the word “Really...” was far commonly used, before that it was “Absolutely”

Where and why do these expressions and words, used often out of context all of a sudden become common in everyday language.

Irritates me!

I literally have no idea

 

[Mad Cyril]

Football Factory - The best Bits was in my recommended list on YouTube.

It's like they don't know me at all.

 

[MK Shrimper]

My stupid ****ing IT department deleting database queries without backing anything up. I'm not hacked off, I'm ****ing livid.

4 days later and no contact and emails are being ignored.

 

[Mad Cyril]

What was actually deleted?

If it is code it will be in configuration management- right?

If you don't use configuration management then I am never getting on a train again.

 

[Mad Cyril]

4 days later and no contact and emails are being ignored.

Why don't you find out what football teams the NR IT helpdesk support and post your question there?

 

[MK Shrimper]

Why don't you find out what football teams the NR IT helpdesk support and post your question there?

Manchester City or United I'd imagine, as that's where they're based. Panic over, they've emailed, apologised, and are sending over the queries so perhaps they are reading this (hi Angela).........

 

[Mad Cyril]

Manchester City or United I'd imagine, as that's where they're based. Panic over, they've emailed, apologised, and are sending over the queries.

But don't you have access to the place they are stored? If you just leave stuff on the filesystem you are asking for trouble.

 

[MK Shrimper]

But don't you have access to the place they are stored? If you just leave stuff on the filesystem you are asking for trouble.

I did, but they updated the system. It's a SAP front end to an Oracle Database and the original ODBs are very difficult to query as the source tables are very, very messy. We could probably use your expertise!

 

[united we stand]

Prodigy and culture club are both in concert tonight. ........... I am taking wife to watch prodigy

 

[MK Shrimper]

Prodigy and culture club are both in concert tonight. ........... I am taking wife to watch prodigy

And thats hacking you off? To be honest they're well past it.