What is hacking you off today?

[Ricky Otto]

Lovely weather all week until today when I'm meant to playing cricket at the Essex County ground

 

[Blueronron]

Will clear up later R.O

If you can bat a bit, might get a game at No 3 for Essex later on :smile:

 

[MK Shrimper]

The pointless courses that I'm required to do in my job!

Delegation of authority no authority. What? Basically I can't buy or order anything, not even a pencil. No **** sherlock. :facepalm:

Fortunately you can speed through them and then answer the 5 ridiculously obvious questions in under a minute. :smile:

 

[MK Shrimper]

The ****ing ***** ********* that stole my bike today. Mother****er. :angry:

 

[Benfleet A1]

Just taken up cycling, bloke down the pub sold me a bike at a knockdown price.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Just taken up cycling, bloke down the pub sold me a bike at a knockdown price.

Ho ho and indeed ho. :angry:

 

[Ricey]

The ****ing ***** ********* that stole my bike today. Mother****er. :angry:

Where did they steal it from?

 

[OldBlueLady]

Sorry to hear that MK, total scumbags ou tthere.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Where did they steal it from?

Outside the local pool. I took my daughter swimming, came out my bike gone her's fortunately still there. Both were chained up. The **** has been caught in the act on CCTV but I very much doubt they'll get my bike back.

Annoyingly I just had it maintained which cost me £120 as well.

 

[Ricey]

Outside the local pool. I took my daughter swimming, came out my bike gone her's fortunately still there. Both were chained up. The **** has been caught in the act on CCTV but I very much doubt they'll get my bike back.

Annoyingly I just had it maintained which cost me £120 as well.

Sorry to hear that mate, horrible little ***** I hope they get run over whilst riding it.

 

[RHB]

mosquitoes - evil little gits seem to be patrolling our garden in squadrons this year waiting for the right opportunity to fatten themselves up on the pair of us, very successfully I would add.

 

[Benfleet A1]

There is something wholley unsatisfying about leaving the house at 4.30am and getting back at 7.30pm stone cold sober. That was one long and poxy day.

 

[Special Blue]

There is something wholley unsatisfying about leaving the house at 4.30am and getting back at 7.30pm stone cold sober. That was one long and poxy day.

That has to be the worst pub crawl ever!

 

[Ricey]

There is something wholley unsatisfying about leaving the house at 4.30am and getting back at 7.30pm stone cold sober. That was one long and poxy day.

I’ve had it opposite I worked 7pm (got in for 1830) and then finished at 6am. Didn’t get into the house until 6.30 and then when I tried to get to sleep the kids got up and my neighbour isn’t the quietest. On the same again tonight. I ****ing hate nights!

 

[MK Shrimper]

"Install critical updates" said my laptop, so i duly complied.

Blue screen of death which sad smiley emoticon followed.

A night of reinstalling Windows and formatting my hard drive, meaning I lost some files which I hadn't had a chance to back up. :angry:

 

[Ricey]

The ****ing Yanny or Laurel thing. I couldn’t give a toss.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Outside the local pool. I took my daughter swimming, came out my bike gone her's fortunately still there. Both were chained up. The **** has been caught in the act on CCTV but I very much doubt they'll get my bike back.

Annoyingly I just had it maintained which cost me £120 as well.

So much for the CCTV. The police just rang and told me it's that a grey fuzzy blob can be seen nicking what looks like a grey fuzzy blob possibly with wheels but it's too grey and fuzzy to tell. :facepalm:

 

[Massimo Giovanni]

So much for the CCTV. The police just rang and told me it's that a grey fuzzy blob can be seen nicking what looks like a grey fuzzy blob possibly with wheels but it's too grey and fuzzy to tell. :facepalm:

Hmm, I would be tempted to ask to view the tape, what you have been told could be a quick, easy way for young Bill to bin the job? In the policing system of today who can tell if the cops are interested in dealing with what they call "minor" crime.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Hmm, I would be tempted to ask to view the tape, what you have been told could be a quick, easy way for young Bill to bin the job? In the policing system of today who can tell if the cops are interested in dealing with what they call "minor" crime.

I wasn't allowed mate. You'd think if it was an easy nick, they'd do it as it'd improve their crime figures.

 

[Massimo Giovanni]

I wasn't allowed mate.

That strengthens my thoughts, what reason could not allow you to see grey fuzzy blobs? Push back mate is my advice.