What is hacking you off today?

[jassyfa1]

Car keys are stuck in the ignition, Ford reckons it will take at least 2 days before they get the immobilise code. As I only have 1 set of keys, I'm stuffed as I'm nearly out of diesel and need the keys to open the diesel cap.

 

[Benfleet A1]

Car keys are stuck in the ignition, Ford reckons it will take at least 2 days before they get the immobilise code. As I only have 1 set of keys, I'm stuffed as I'm nearly out of diesel and need the keys to open the diesel cap.

Get a hammer and gentle tap the key while giggling it. Sounds like the key barrel has gone.

 

[essexshrimper]

3 days before exercise & people start teling me thier missing kit, even tho they've had kitlist 5 weeks...:thumbdown:

 

[MK Shrimper]

3 days before exercise & people start teling me thier missing kit, even tho they've had kitlist 5 weeks...:thumbdown:

Do it in your pants like I had to at school. No excuses!

 

[Ricky Otto]

Do it in your pants like I had to at school. No excuses!

Or naked in Mr Irvines office like I had to

 

[Napster]

Cousin's funeral yesterday morning. Only 48. Hence my GP check up tomorrow. That's the second of my Dad's side to drop dead suddenly of a heart attack.

 

[RHB]

Do it in your pants like I had to at school. No excuses!

Your incontinence is of no interest to us MK, apart from the opportunity for a smartarse post on here obviously.

 

[essexshrimper]

Do it in your pants like I had to at school. No excuses!

I not sure chemical exercise in ya pants is a good idea if im honest.....:unsure:

 

[MK Shrimper]

I not sure chemical exercise in ya pants is a good idea if im honest.....:unsure:

Depends on the chemical shurely..... :smile:

 

[Mad Cyril]

Looks like contractor rates are being cut by 10%

Just waiting to see if I am affected.

 

[londonblue]

Looks like contractor rates are being cut by 10%

Just waiting to see if I am affected.

That's not good. However, if your rate is cut by 10% it will most likely still be better than rates you could get outside of banking...although taking a 10% pay cut would be a bit galling...

 

[MK Shrimper]

Sitting in a boring meeting for 90 minutes, not saying a word, and wondering why the **** I'm there. :sad:

 

[Pubey]

Sitting in a boring meeting for 90 minutes, not saying a word, and wondering why the **** I'm there. :sad:

to keep minutes?

 

[MK Shrimper]

to keep minutes?

That may have been more exciting than listening to people drone on.

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

Sitting in a boring meeting for 90 minutes, not saying a word, and wondering why the **** I'm there. :sad:

Because you are plugged into the Matrix and im not.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Because you are plugged into the Matrix and im not.

Yep sadly.

 

[Uncle Leo]

No luck getting Springsteen tickets for his Wembley gig in June and then seeing the leeches who have got them immediately putting them up for sale on ViaGoGo and the like. *****.

 

[MK Shrimper]

No luck getting Springsteen tickets for his Wembley gig in June and then seeing the leeches who have got them immediately putting them up for sale on ViaGoGo and the like. *****.

Probably done you a favour. I don't mind Springsteen but to "watch" him on a screen in a great big soulless stadium? No ta.

 

[Uncle Leo]

Probably done you a favour. I don't mind Springsteen but to "watch" him on a screen in a great big soulless stadium? No ta.

I *love* The Boss and haven't ever seen him live. Stadium gigs are not my preferred way of watching an act but I can't see him playing The Roundhouse or Shepherd's Bush Empire any time soon!

 

[MK Shrimper]

I *love* The Boss and haven't ever seen him live. Stadium gigs are not my preferred way of watching an act but I can't see him playing The Roundhouse or Shepherd's Bush Empire any time soon!

Very true, maybe should do a month residency like Kate Bush did :winking: