What is hacking you off today?

[Uncle Leo]

Ok, there are bigger things to worry about in terms of the Chinese state visit, but Sun Juhai (played 130 games for Man City in the early 2000s) getting inducted in to the English Football Hall of Fame is embarrassing.

The spokesman said: "Sun Jihai is to be handed an honorary Hall of Fame ‘Special’ award by the National Football Museum.

“Other names in this category include Jimmy Hill, Jack Taylor and The Footballer’s Batallion.

“This is in recognition of his ambassadorial role in enhancing the profile and popularity of English football to a Chinese audience, and to coincide with the State visit to the UK by President Xi JingPing.”

Oh do come off it.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Ok, there are bigger things to worry about in terms of the Chinese state visit, but Sun Juhai (played 130 games for Man City in the early 2000s) getting inducted in to the English Football Hall of Fame is embarrassing.

The spokesman said: "Sun Jihai is to be handed an honorary Hall of Fame ‘Special’ award by the National Football Museum.

“Other names in this category include Jimmy Hill, Jack Taylor and The Footballer’s Batallion.

“This is in recognition of his ambassadorial role in enhancing the profile and popularity of English football to a Chinese audience, and to coincide with the State visit to the UK by President Xi JingPing.”

Oh do come off it.

Aye aye yippey Sun Juhai
Aye aye yippey Sun Juhai
Aye aye yippey
His dad owns a chippy
Aye aye yippey Sun Juhai

 

[MK Shrimper]

yea its not great is it, unfortunately it's happening to more and more companies :stunned::nope:

Not sure they take cyber security that seriously. I know my own doesn't.

 

[South Bank Hank]

Other names in this category include Jimmy Hill...

I don't believe that for a minute.

 

[MK Shrimper]

I don't believe that for a minute.

Oooo, reck-on.

 

[Ricky Otto]

Just seen an add for some new innovation for Vauxhall cars on the telly and it was dubbed!!! :stunned: An advert for a British car product being shown in Britain, yet with what I think were German speaking actors! :sad:

Part of the German Opel group I think? I know that Holden are a traditional "Aussie" brand but they are basically the same as our Vauxhalls with a different badge

 

[Firestorm]

The group of 14/15 'serious, dressed to do it' cyclists riding as a group in the road along the Genting Casino stretch going towards Chalkwell. The cycle lane was totally deserted but they thought it was hilarious to hold up all the traffic. Totally selfish ******s!

Probably doing more than 15 mph which is the recommended maximum on a cycle path of that width.

 

[SonicShrimper]

Bus ****** bitched at me for giving him the wrong bus time.

The bus turned up at five, and left at five ten. The timetable said five ten. He didn't miss the bus.

God I wish he bad. I wouldn't have to have endured a forty-five minute bus ride with him.

 

[RHB]

Due to have the first of two crowns fitted on Thursday. Has the temporary cap that the dentist put on fractured? Yeah, of course it has, throbbing nerve time :angry:

 

[OldBlueLady]

Some **** has cloned by credit card and tried to use it in a nightclub of all places - they spotted quite quickly it was not in my normal spending pattern, lol :hilarious:

Trouble is, it's now been blocked and they can't get a replacement out any quicker than "7 - 10 days", which is annoying as I was intending to put our hotel stay on it on Thursday.

 

[Another Surrey Shrimper]

Some **** has cloned by credit card and tried to use it in a nightclub of all places - they spotted quite quickly it was not in my normal spending pattern, lol :hilarious:

Trouble is, it's now been blocked and they can't get a replacement out any quicker than "7 - 10 days", which is annoying as I was intending to put our hotel stay on it on Thursday.

NatWest 'hmmmm, OBL doesn't usually buy poppers....'

 

[OldBlueLady]

People who buy on ebay and don't complete the purchase within a reasonable time-frame - 24 hours plus later, am still waiting for payment!!! :angry:

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

People who buy on ebay and don't complete the purchase within a reasonable time-frame - 24 hours plus later, am still waiting for payment!!! :angry:

I do not want to get in a fight on here but you described the underwear as soiled so im not paying for clean ones,sorry.

 

[Pubey]

I do not want to get in a fight on here but you described the underwear as soiled so im not paying for clean ones,sorry.

My friend had her ebay account suspended because she was selling her used shoes to weirdos with foot fetishes.

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Due to have the first of two crowns fitted on Thursday. Has the temporary cap that the dentist put on fractured? Yeah, of course it has, throbbing nerve time :angry:

Also due to have a crown fitted this pm.Fortunately the temporary cap fitted a fortnight ago has held up well.

I can remember the times whenever I visited the dentist he'd tell me I had fantastic teeth and not do anything other than the occasional polish.Sigh.:cricko:

 

[MK Shrimper]

Doing a clear out of the in-laws and I got smacked in the nose by a piece of metal fencing that obviously didn't want to go into the skip. My wife cracked up until she saw the blood teeming down my face.

Also I get home, and the telly isn't working (well the signal). Very odd.

 

[SonicShrimper]

Local Cineworld has **** screen times for Spectre's opening day.

Bugger, that's two days of spoiler lockdown then...

 

[MK Shrimper]

Local Cineworld has **** screen times for Spectre's opening day.

Bugger, that's two days of spoiler lockdown then...

James Bond has some sex with some unfeasably hot women, kills a load of insignificant bad guys, defeats the significant bad guy, has some more sex, and survives. :zzzzz:

 

[SonicShrimper]

You know, I think he's managed to keep the kill count pretty low since Craig came in actually...

 

[Pubey]

A French organisation are contracting us to do some research. The teleconferences are a complete nightmare. I think they're trying to play us, a bit like this...

[video=youtube;gXQhdB1y674]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXQhdB1y674[/video]