What is hacking you off today?

[MK Shrimper]

Legit can't afford any more work on it! Got a pricey month and had to spend a lot of some house stuff as well so we're skint!

Tell me about it. My birthday, MK Jnr's, mother-in-law, wedding anniversary, school holidays, next years school uniforms......:omg:

 

[Mad Cyril]

As I walk into the office after my lunchtime sojourn, a bloke in a car pulls in and asks me if this was MK Court....no, and I tell him it's literally 1 minute drive straight up and point my arm in the relevant direction. He then proceeds to give me abuse as "I didn't tell him where to go".

I did then tell the cheeky ****er where to go after that. :angry:

Why didn't you strike him to the ground and then dispense a shoeing?

 

[MK Shrimper]

Why didn't you strike him to the ground and then dispense a shoeing?

Didn't want to break a nail. :whistling:

 

[londonblue]

Tell me about it. My birthday, MK Jnr's, mother-in-law, wedding anniversary, school holidays, next years school uniforms......:omg:

My wife is chair of our kids' school PTA. They run the 2nd hand uniform stuff. When the new stuff gets handed in, guess who gets first pick?!!!

I'm going to sound like Del boy here, be we got a handful of gingham shirts that usually retail at £16 (yeah, for a tiny shirt) for £2 each. We also got some sweatshirts that also usually retail for about £15 for about £2 each! The rest of their uniforms are standard issue which we get for a couple of quid from Sainsburys/Tescos and the like.

Happy days!

 

[MK Shrimper]

The 2nd time my Salt & Vinegar crisps from a multipack have turned out to be just ready salted. Furious isn't the word.... :angry:

 

[Jam_Man]

A condition that affects farmers called Giles.

I say no more.

 

[RHB]

A condition that affects farmers called Giles.

I say no more.

Ouch. Surgery required?

 

[Jam_Man]

Early days, hope not.

 

[Pubey]

A condition that affects farmers called Giles.

I say no more.

Put me right off my strawberries.

 

[OldBlueLady]

My wife is chair of our kids' school PTA. They run the 2nd hand uniform stuff. When the new stuff gets handed in, guess who gets first pick?!!!

Lol, woman after my own heart, that's what we used to do too, as well as passing it on amongst ourselves. MK, you only need to strike up a friendship with a family with a daughter a few years older than MK Jnr and you'll be fine!

A condition that affects farmers called Giles.

I say no more.

When a bloke complains about piles, he can have no idea of the stuff that happens when a woman give birth!

 

[Mad Cyril]

Lol, woman after my own heart, that's what we used to do too, as well as passing it on amongst ourselves. MK, you only need to strike up a friendship with a family with a daughter a few years older than MK Jnr and you'll be fine!



When a bloke complains about piles, he can have no idea of the stuff that happens when a woman give birth!

Men don't have a biological clock that compels them to want piles.

Or bore the ****ing **** out of friends and colleagues about them.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Having the AirBnB booking in Great Malvern that was a thirty second walk from my favourite pub in the whole world, The Nags Head, cancelled.

 

[MK Shrimper]

My own progeny, screaming her head off between 2am and 3am and refusing to go the **** to sleep.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Nothing. It's a beautiful day, football is back. All is well with the world.

 

[RobM]

(Good news) Finding my trainers....
Bad news) ...in the garden after a fox had snuck into the kitchen, taken ,them down the garden and chewed them to bits.

 

[RobM]

Nothing. It's a beautiful day, football is back. All is well with the world.

Let's hope so at 16:50 evening!

 

[Mad Cyril]

The rain.

I wanted to cycle to football tonight but looks like it is in for the day.

 

[Mad Cyril]

(Good news) Finding my trainers....
Bad news) ...in the garden after a fox had snuck into the kitchen, taken ,them down the garden and chewed them to bits.

I have left trainers in the garden and a fox has 'soiled' them.

Nice try at marking your territory but there is only one alpha male in these parts.

 

[MK Shrimper]

The rain.

I wanted to cycle to football tonight but looks like it is in for the day.

Nothing here, and I could have gone for a lunchtime jog but I didn't bring my kit as the Beeb forecast torrential rain. :angry:

 

[RHB]

Nothing here, and I could have gone for a lunchtime jog but I didn't bring my kit as the Beeb forecast torrential rain. :angry:

It's giving it large in Westcliff complete with thunder.