Today I am ****ed off with ..........

[Rob Noxious]

Their problem, Adam... imagine going through life like that? Somewhat self-defeating, it certainly seems to me...

 

[Firestorm]

What annoys me is that a few people that come into my work have not smiled once in the two years that i have worked there, life cannot be that bad! :headbang:

I worked in an Undertakers once too....

 

[canveyshrimper]

I worked in an Undertakers once too....

...until you realised it was a dying trade. ;)

 

[Firestorm]

...until you realised it was a dying trade. ;)

Yeah, but every day the customers gave me a stiffy ..

 

[Bluesmanager]

Bloody college.

Bloody busses.

Bloody snow.

I have to get the twnety past 7 bus to college every day if I want to get in on time. Therefore, I checked the website to see if it was open. It was.

I got the bus in to town, got halfway there - "are you in for college?" someone asks me. "Yeah," I reply. "'It's shut."

Right. Thanks.

Oh well, no problem, I'll just get the bus home --

[panto]OH NO I WON'T!!![/panto]

Some stupid sonofagun decided to cancel all the busses in and out of town.

Right. Thanks. You STUPID BLOODY GIT!!!!

Which then led me to make the single dumbest decision of my life and go down the park to build a snowman.

With no gloves.

My hands and feet have just resumed normal activity - 3 hours after the event.

 

[Magnum PI]

Getting to and from the office is surely the worst part of anyones day these days

1. London ****ing lite/London ****ing Paper/City ****ing AM
WHY? Why kill the London Evening Standard, with your celebrity filled drivel.. Lily Allen shows pantyline shocker. Quick flick to p7. And then you get your band of purple clad heroes to stand right in the middle of the busiest ****ing junction in London.. Not content they have just erected a one-lane portico of balsawood for us to negotiate you now have to exit it, trying to miss the puddle and avoid one of these parasites flicking you with a grubby newspaper... I honestly thought they would last six months. They are still here. Someone has to do something.

2. Then there are the real bane of my life. You know who you are? You are doing an overnight stay with work or perhaps staying at your friends after work. You cant bring an overnight bag slung over your shoulder. No, you have to drag a small carton around behind you on wheels... right in rush hour. You cant lift it onto the escalators either without rapping my shins, or stopping just at the top to turn around in front of 30 professional commuters and lift it up.. mostly you are about 30, suited and almost certainly have a bag full of skincream and hair products.

3. Policemen with big guns. You are the worst. You all look the same. You think standing outside the pub opposite the old bailey for 3 hours with a big gun is some kind of dream job. Well it isnt. Everyday I try and outfox you and get by before you bring the road to a halt and we wait 5 minutes for an armoured truck full of paedophiles in. If you had learnt to read and write youd be in an office forefront with a suduku annual and a years supply of biros.

4. and then theres the people on the trains themselves.. that will have to wait for another day

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Yeah, but every day the customers gave me a stiffy ..

Anybody told the stiffy joke yet?

 

[* ORM *]

Getting to and from the office is surely the worst part of anyones day these days

1. London ****ing lite/London ****ing Paper/City ****ing AM
WHY? Why kill the London Evening Standard, with your celebrity filled drivel.. Lily Allen shows pantyline shocker. Quick flick to p7. And then you get your band of purple clad heroes to stand right in the middle of the busiest ****ing junction in London.. Not content they have just erected a one-lane portico of balsawood for us to negotiate you now have to exit it, trying to miss the puddle and avoid one of these parasites flicking you with a grubby newspaper... I honestly thought they would last six months. They are still here. Someone has to do something.

2. Then there are the real bane of my life. You know who you are? You are doing an overnight stay with work or perhaps staying at your friends after work. You cant bring an overnight bag slung over your shoulder. No, you have to drag a small carton around behind you on wheels... right in rush hour. You cant lift it onto the escalators either without rapping my shins, or stopping just at the top to turn around in front of 30 professional commuters and lift it up.. mostly you are about 30, suited and almost certainly have a bag full of skincream and hair products.

3. Policemen with big guns. You are the worst. You all look the same. You think standing outside the pub opposite the old bailey for 3 hours with a big gun is some kind of dream job. Well it isnt. Everyday I try and outfox you and get by before you bring the road to a halt and we wait 5 minutes for an armoured truck full of paedophiles in. If you had learnt to read and write youd be in an office forefront with a suduku annual and a years supply of biros.

4. and then theres the people on the trains themselves.. that will have to wait for another day

Call me picky but I'm sensing that Magnum hasn't had a good day today :D

 

[Dave of the Match]

I have so much revision to do I could scream.

They give us half term - just one week - to revise for these exams which determine my setting for GCSEs.

Do they not think that I have a social life?

 

[JoshC]

I have so much revision to do I could scream.

They give us half term - just one week - to revise for these exams which determine my setting for GCSEs.

Do they not think that I have a social life?

they probably think gsces dont ,meabn a thing which of course is true....

 

[Firestorm]

I have so much revision to do I could scream.

They give us half term - just one week - to revise for these exams which determine my setting for GCSEs.

Trust me, this is the time to get used to doing it as you go along.

I left revision for my mocks 'till the last week or so and got poor grades, that acted as a boot up the arse for the o levels and I improved.

Did the same for my A levels , whilst the improvement was not quite as much, I got the grades i needed for Uni.

However despite many warnings, tried the same approach at Uni. Being sent home with your tail between your legs after 1 year , with the career you always wanted now a distant dream sure does fuel the "I wish I had studied harder" thoughts. Now considering i am relaying this 32 years after the event and it still sucks , consider studying what you learn that day, for an hour or so every evening so it sinks in (that is in addition to any homework) , Trust me , by doing it this way and writing up your notes from the day into a more ordered sequence will make your intense pre-exam revision considerable easier.

**Dad mode off***

(PS My son didn't listen to me either.....)

 

[MK Shrimper]

NPOWER. Bunch of thieving, cheating scumbags. Over doubled my monthly direct debit payments. I'm desperately trying NOT to break the swear filter here 'cos I'm absolutely fuming.

 

[OldBlueLady]

People messing me about over flippin' tickets! Grrr :madman:

 

[sufcrocks]

Drunken bums who can't talk to you without spitting all over you! Pah!

 

[Bluesmanager]

Having lost my phone (several months back), and having finally gotten some money and time together to replace it, I went to town today to get a new one. May be wrong but it was a silver Ericsson T303 slider, £50 or there abouts. Bloody bargain, as far as I'm concerned.

I took the box they had there (one of those DVD/Computer game box things) to the checkout (and waited some 10 minutes at least). When I finally got there, I waited another 5 minutes while they tried to find it.

It wasn't in stock.

Effing TESCOS.

 

[Basildon Blue]

My team losing 6-0 in the cup. :(

 

[Forever A Shrimper]

GCSE exams start in 71 days and I am actually freaking out, I have so much to do in so little time - As well as my three pieces of English coursework that I am flirting with a deadline on, I also have to write a full business plan for my business coursework and get my revision done and I am getting really nervous and when I think about it I get stomach aches now and its really worrying me. My laziness is something I just cannot overcome.

 

[Rob Noxious]

GCSE exams start in 71 days and I am actually freaking out, I have so much to do in so little time - As well as my three pieces of English coursework that I am flirting with a deadline on, I also have to write a full business plan for my business coursework and get my revision done and I am getting really nervous and when I think about it I get stomach aches now and its really worrying me. My laziness is something I just cannot overcome.

Best stay on here then...;)...but seriously, you've probably heard the old stuff about setting yourself realistic targets. Sometimes you just can't do everything and I know from personal experience that the pursuit of perfectionism is eventually self-defeating and can eventually be a real obstacle to having a pleasurable life.

 

[Bluesmanager]

Never before has the phrase "caught in the middle" been so apt.

I'm currently watching two friends rip each other's heads off on Facebook. On my wall.

Please, if you're going to have a argument with the boy/girlfriend, don't do it on my wall.

 

[McNasty]

Never before has the phrase "caught in the middle" been so apt.

I'm currently watching two friends rip each other's heads off on Facebook. On my wall.

Please, if you're going to have a argument with the boy/girlfriend, don't do it on my wall.

Facebook just makes cyber-bullying and getting cliquey far too easy.