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Today I am ****ed off with ..........

Got a bloody nosebleed - for no real reason as well. Bah. Currently resorting to jamming my (red) rugby shirt up my nose, but anyone got any better solutions?
 
today i am ****ed of with those who say

what has betsy done since we signed him, has he beaten a full back yet?


seriously i think some people expect us to win every game 10-0

every time we lose a game its the same old story

barrett and clarke aint good enough francis is cack, mildenhall aint fit to wear the shirt, betsy dont beat his man 250 times a game

all i have to say to the neh sayers is

Foxtrot Oscar

When played together in the centre, it's quite clear that they're not. Having one of the worst defensive records in the league 3 years running is pretty damning evidence.
 
Ferking Midland Rail. Bunch of lady's parts.

Had to get the train in as it's first day back after hols - so walked to the station and a late one was pulling in. So I jumped on board without a ticket,planning to pay when I got to MK. One stop.

Then the supercilious jobsworth prick wouldn't have any of it and issues me with a £20 fine despite me saying that I worked for the railway.

I called him a few choice phrases and his mate threatened to call the old bill :D

Morons.
 
'Coz it's news.

Bloody ***** news that should never grace a TV screen or newspaper page ever again but news all the same.
 
Why does the BBC feels it needs to report on ITV programmes such as X-Factor and the Jungle bolleaux?

Why does the BBC feel the need to take a sly dig at the BNP in what is ostensibly an Entertainment Show ('The One Show'). The BBC is financed by the taxpayer and should be politically neutral, not the puppet of the Islington Guardianista elite.
 
Why do we have to have talent shows on both main channels during Saturday night prime time?

I am pretty sure that I could learn to dance or sing if I didn't have to go to work - why can't these people be given something harder and more worthwhile to do like helping out with a bit of cancer research or unifying relativity and quantum mechanics?
 
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Stupid bloody numpties who forget to put the handbrake on.

My gran's just had her garage fecked up by said numpty who forgot to put the handbrake on her 4 by 4 when she went to pick up the kiddies for lunch on Friday. Looks like someone's been at it with a bloody sledgehammer now. Brickwork's fecked, door's bent to hell, too dangerous to go in there. And her car's in there. And her freezer.
 
Continued my game of Brickbreaker on the train today, on about Level 27 with 19 lives in hand, looking well set to beat my 28,000 odd record and the ball disappears above the top level brick after it's dropped one level causing the game to freeze. Any brickbreaker players will understand how frustrating this is.
 
Getting Chelsea tickets sorted then getting an offer to go in a corporate box from one of our clients.

Going to the Chelsea game and watching in a box?! That would be totally wrong and very ghey! However, if you want to get rid of ya ticket, let me know, as i know one or two who are after them ...

Kev
 
This year at my work, we have been having to work our nuts off as the company made 300 redundancies over the course of 4 months. We have been getting told how much of a struggle it is at the moment and rumours persist about more job cuts (though nothing has been said). So with the company struggling, everyone working the job of two men, i picked up the paper today to read this...

http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/loc...trade_is_secret_to_brothers_rich_list_sucess/

Thats right, whilst we are all struggling, my bosses have increased their personal wealth by £250 million this year to the grand total of £750 million. I'm really ****ing delighted for them! And not one mention of the people they put out of work in the article whatsoever. Surprise surprise

Just a follow up on this...

Just three weeks after they go to the press declaring how much money they have made this year, they have today announced yet another 70 job losses out of the remaining 270ish staff.

Merry ****ing xmas to you too.

Keeping the fingers crossed my job will be safe. I guess i'll know in the coming weeks!
 

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