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Today I am ****ed off with ..........

Drivers doing 30mph in national limit. Drivers pulling out and then going so slow that you have to slow down :madman:
 
Drivers doing 30mph in national limit. Drivers pulling out and then going so slow that you have to slow down :madman:

Welcome to my world happens all the time. The worst one is people not using slip roads onto motorways and major national speed limit road correctly. Oh lets try and join a road that everyone is doing 70mph will they want to do 30mph. AHHHHH!
 
Boys on their mobilys during my lesson. I was in the opposite side of the room when it happened, helping someone else. When I reported it, they said there's nothing they can do about it. Bollox!
 
Draft Peroni.. there was a reason it was only sold in bottles.. To stop people like me drinking a gallon of it and feeling like ****e the next day!
 
Boys on their mobilys during my lesson. I was in the opposite side of the room when it happened, helping someone else. When I reported it, they said there's nothing they can do about it. Bollox!

My son (17) caught texting in class had phone removed for rest of day, and quite right too. He did argue the toss, but had to hand it over eventually. They have a range of sanctions for this, including demoting from posts held (eg house captain, prefect).

If it has got to the stage when a teacher hasn't got the authority to confiscate an inappropriate/distracting item from a pupil during a lesson then I despair!

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The simple solution is: DON'T GET CAUGHT! I managed to have a pleasent conversation with my brother in class recently over the upcoming game against the Pirates, and my lecturer was none the wiser.
 
My personal beef is with our Border Terrier. I have been driving into Inverness and back everyday this week taking my daughter to work experience (150 mile round trip), and as my wife doesn't keep too well doing it on about 6 hours sleep a night. Got in tonight, and managed to organise everything so I could grab a couple of hours on the sofa. About 40 minutes into my snooze wife wakes me up in a panic - can't find dog inside or out. A quick search reveals said cretin locked in the garage, into which he must have wandered while I shoved a load into the tumble drier.

My point is - he was outside, he wanted to come in, my wife was shouting his name just outside the garage door... and he just sat there until she had woken me up and I found him.

Next time, JUST BARK YOU ****ING MORON!!!

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My personal beef is with our Border Terrier. I have been driving into Inverness and back everyday this week taking my daughter to work experience (150 mile round trip), and as my wife doesn't keep too well doing it on about 6 hours sleep a night. Got in tonight, and managed to organise everything so I could grab a couple of hours on the sofa. About 40 minutes into my snooze wife wakes me up in a panic - can't find dog inside or out. A quick search reveals said cretin locked in the garage, into which he must have wandered while I shoved a load into the tumble drier.

My point is - he was outside, he wanted to come in, my wife was shouting his name just outside the garage door... and he just sat there until she had woken me up and I found him.

Next time, JUST BARK YOU ****ING MORON!!!

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its all drama in aultbea eh ;) haha
 
Oh , she takes the bus when she want to go shopping and spend your money though !! :)

Too true! But what she really wanted was for me to find her a room for the week so she could have the run of Inverness every night. This is the only way I can be sure of getting her back after work!

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This year at my work, we have been having to work our nuts off as the company made 300 redundancies over the course of 4 months. We have been getting told how much of a struggle it is at the moment and rumours persist about more job cuts (though nothing has been said). So with the company struggling, everyone working the job of two men, i picked up the paper today to read this...

http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/loc...trade_is_secret_to_brothers_rich_list_sucess/

Thats right, whilst we are all struggling, my bosses have increased their personal wealth by £250 million this year to the grand total of £750 million. I'm really ****ing delighted for them! And not one mention of the people they put out of work in the article whatsoever. Surprise surprise
 
had 5 redundancies at work - from a 35-person company. Came close to it myself. Hope 2009 is better, but I'm not banking on it.
 
I wasn't quite so lucky. 3 redundancies in a 12 man publishing operation, out purely on a LIFO basis. The only consolation is that the football programme I produced is up for a national award and Talksport want me to go and see them. Jon Gaunt I ain't though.
 
I am FOW my car getting gritted this morning, It was all nice and clean and then got gritted about 7 times in the space of about 30 mins :(
 
Why is it when a group of friends are on a night out, nearly every single person has a digital camera? I thought the whole point of them was that uploading pics was easy, and subsequently easy to share amongst friends etc.

Why not have just one person take their camera out? Just been on Facebook and there are photos galore of groups: with about 5 people preying like a pack of hungry wolves usually holding out cameras so theres can be the next one to be taken, even though they are currently posing for a picture.

Bollocks.

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today i am ****ed of with those who say

what has betsy done since we signed him, has he beaten a full back yet?


seriously i think some people expect us to win every game 10-0

every time we lose a game its the same old story

barrett and clarke aint good enough francis is cack, mildenhall aint fit to wear the shirt, betsy dont beat his man 250 times a game

all i have to say to the neh sayers is

Foxtrot Oscar
 

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