Today I am ****ed off with ..........

[* ORM *]

.............. the idiot on the train who spent far too long admiring his obviously new ringtone before answering the bloody phone !

 

[canveyshrimper]

.............. the idiot on the train who spent far too long admiring his obviously new ringtone before answering the bloody phone !

Glad I spotted this as I was about to start a rant thread myself.:D

My particular bugbear is f***ing cyclists, with due apologies to you diligent knights of the road (MtS;) ), but I am sick and tired of what seems a campaign by bloody cyclists to murder me and half of the population.

I've seen these lunatics riding bikes on and off trains, up station platforms inside the yellow lines with a train approaching. Cyclists who bring their bikes on trains and ignoring the special carriage for bikes and park the sodding things across the bloody doors so no bugger can get on or off. Ignoring the cycle paths put there for their benefit, while they still hurtle full tilt on the pavement.

But this morning was the final straw, I had just bought my paper and going into the lobby of Benfleet station when this fukcing maniac came hurtling along the concourse to the station and rode his bloody bike into the lobby nearly wiping me and rather a comely blonde lass:p out in one fell swoop. No word of apology just a monosyllabic grunt as he barged bike and all into the queue to buy his ticket.

:fury: :fury:

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Glad I spotted this as I was about to start a rant thread myself.:D

My particular bugbear is f***ing cyclists, with due apologies to you diligent knights of the road (MtS;) ), but I am sick and tired of what seems a campaign by bloody cyclists to murder me and half of the population.

I've seen these lunatics riding bikes on and off trains, up station platforms inside the yellow lines with a train approaching. Cyclists who bring their bikes on trains and ignoring the special carriage for bikes and park the sodding things across the bloody doors so no bugger can get on or off. Ignoring the cycle paths put there for their benefit, while they still hurtle full tilt on the pavement.

But this morning was the final straw, I had just bought my paper and going into the lobby of Benfleet station when this fukcing maniac came hurtling along the concourse to the station and rode his bloody bike into the lobby nearly wiping me and rather a comely blonde lass:p out in one fell swoop. No word of apology just a monosyllabic grunt as he barged bike and all into the queue to buy his ticket.

:fury: :fury:

To55ers like that who give us proper cyclists (e.g. those members of the populus who ride bikes to get fit & not to commute) a bad name and probably are the root cause of 75% of the aggro I get with motorists etc! :mad:

 

[* ORM *]

Second whinge of the day. The ample woman in her 50s on the tube with melons for breasts, a skimpy top and sheer bra. I swear it was 90per cent aurola (spelling) and 10 pc flesh. Third whinge from last and every night at Stratford jubilee. Why, when there are trains every 2 mins in rush hour do people insist in rushing down a platform to be on the first one ?

 

[Mad Cyril]

My journey was spoiled yesterday morning by a chap that seemed to think the train seat was actually his sofa and he was falling asleep in front of a Bond film after eating his christmas dinner.

If you take up more than one seat you should pay extra.

 

[TrueBlue]

Glad I spotted this as I was about to start a rant thread myself.:D

My particular bugbear is f***ing cyclists, with due apologies to you diligent knights of the road (MtS;) ), but I am sick and tired of what seems a campaign by bloody cyclists to murder me and half of the population.

I've seen these lunatics riding bikes on and off trains, up station platforms inside the yellow lines with a train approaching. Cyclists who bring their bikes on trains and ignoring the special carriage for bikes and park the sodding things across the bloody doors so no bugger can get on or off. Ignoring the cycle paths put there for their benefit, while they still hurtle full tilt on the pavement.

But this morning was the final straw, I had just bought my paper and going into the lobby of Benfleet station when this fukcing maniac came hurtling along the concourse to the station and rode his bloody bike into the lobby nearly wiping me and rather a comely blonde lass:p out in one fell swoop. No word of apology just a monosyllabic grunt as he barged bike and all into the queue to buy his ticket.

:fury: :fury:

Why did you not chin him?

 

[Cricko]

Why did you not chin him?

He didn't have a step ladder with him..:p

 

[canveyshrimper]

To55ers like that who give us proper cyclists (e.g. those members of the populus who ride bikes to get fit & not to commute) a bad name and probably are the root cause of 75% of the aggro I get with motorists etc! :mad:

That was why I got my apology in first, I have been known to cycle in the odd moment of trying to get fit.:D

 

[McNasty]

Second whinge of the day. The ample woman in her 50s on the tube with melons for breasts, a skimpy top and sheer bra. I swear it was 90per cent aurola (spelling) and 10 pc flesh. Third whinge from last and every night at Stratford jubilee. Why, when there are trains every 2 mins in rush hour do people insist in rushing down a platform to be on the first one ?

Why are you complaining about this lady's breasts? Are you annoyed because she wouldn't let you rub up against them on the train ?

 

[canveyshrimper]

Why did you not chin him?

He didn't have a step ladder with him..:p

:D
I was too busy playing knight in shining armour to the comely blonde lass.:p

And apart from that it was 6.30 am.

 

[Einstein]

My particular bugbear is f***ing cyclists

Don't move to Holland then!

My particular bugbear this morning is cars. Why... as soon as it rains, do you not just get the bad drivers on the road, but the absolutely morons who appear to have never been behind the wheel in the life?

Bad cars altogether in cities I say.

 

[Flinty]

speaking to evey other surveyor in the department who tells me they are twiddling their thumbs as they havent got much on whereas i haven't got time to **** let alone anything else working 11 hours days plus travelling...:fury: :fury:

 

[Desert Shrimper]

This morning mine is women drivers. Choose a ****ing lane love, it makes it so much easier for everyone else.

 

[Flinty]

speaking to evey other surveyor in the department who tells me they are twiddling their thumbs as they havent got much on whereas i haven't got time to **** let alone anything else working 11 hours days plus travelling...:fury: :fury:

oh...and being banned from posting wan king hands.....:rolleyes:

 

[DTS]

Today I am annoyed with women on trains that cross there legs.

Got on the train and only seats that were left were in the middle of two fat blokes. Now this is never nice but I just took one for the team and went to sit down.

Opposite me was some ropey old slag who had her legs crossed. I asked her to move them as it was well over half way into my space and the silly bitch let out a massive sigh.

Still I got my own back as she got of the train as I tripped her up and she almost fell over.....Silly bitch....

 

[Mad Cyril]

I get fed up with people who turn the page when I haven't finished reading an article in their newspaper.

 

[Flinty]

Today I am annoyed with women on trains that cross there legs.

:eek: pervert....:minger:

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Still I got my own back as she got of the train as I tripped her up and she almost fell over.....Silly bitch....

How chivalrous of you DtS!!!

 

[SUFC_Al]

certain work colleagues who haven't stopped whinging on about christ knows since I got in this morning...shut the fu*ck up :mad:

 

[fatshrimp]

For me it's my boss who always spend about 70% of his day administering his SIPP. He's been on the phone all morning talking to his cronies about the state of the bullion and zinc markets!

Do some work!