Things that should be punished with a custodial sentence

[RobM]

Not cleaning up after your dog, especially at park football pitches.
Riding two abreast either on horses or bikes and oblivious to other road users.
Driving with windows open, full bass rapping music.....at anytime.
socks and sandles.

Being crap at spelling 'sandals'.

 

[dingleydangley]

Saying 'absolutely' when you mean 'yes'.

Describing something/someone as awesome or a legend when it/they don't inspire awe, they're still alive and are probably just moderately nice.

 

[* ORM *]

Mobile phone text tones, message tones and worst of all keypad tones and over here that's also trumped by adults playing games with the volume full blast, usually while their young kid is craving some attention.

I'd advocate NOT breaking wind in a queue or better still a lift should be punished.

 

[* ORM *]

Australian speak or in other words speaking every sentence so that it sounds like a question

Ugg boots
Americans - and by the way can we get rugby back as an Olympic sport, they are reigning Olympic champions
Dog walkers on dog free beaches
People on diets. They don't work! Just cut down on your food intake, simple
Facebook selfie addicts - one a day limit
Defective gene pool who continue to breed - mass sterilisation north of Watford and SE London/Kent borders would be a step in the right direction.

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

People who take a sick day because they sneezed while getting ready for work.
People who cross the road to avoid you just because you're walking a dog. It's a dog, not a bloody tiger.
People who don't clean up after their dogs.
People who have kids to claim benefits.
People who let the kids run around and scream in restaurants, rather than give their kids any attention.
Bad drivers.
People who just stop when walking in the middle of the street.
Umbrella users.
Cyclists who don't think red lights apply to them :angry:
People who think I want to see a picture of their cat.
Being from Colchester.
Having a conversation with a "friend" on a morning commuter train.
Making a phone call on a commuter train.
People who play music out of their phones - buy some headphones you clown!
People who make up words...."init blood" etc

 

[Napster]

Lots of hate on this thread.

I only have one thing that should be punished: Not appreciating young and hungry strikers.

 

[LCBB72]

Being Barry Fry .

 

[Pubey]

Doing makeup on public transport.

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

Doing makeup on public transport.

No joke, a couple of years ago on my way into London, a woman was using hair straighteners on the train!

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

No joke, a couple of years ago on my way into London, a woman was using hair straighteners on the train!

Now that i would pay to see as long as it was not on her hair.

 

[* ORM *]

Round of 8? What happened to quarter-final? General *******isation of proper English by the Americans is winning.

 

[* ORM *]

http://http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/athletics/28127284

So the 1,2,3 are all convicted drugs cheats. Well that's great.

 

[Ron Manager]

Waving at the camera at a football match when you see yourself on the big screen.

Punishable by death if your team is losing at the time.

Yes! I'd vote for anyone who had this as their manifesto.

 

[steveo]

Swapping shirts with your opponent at Half time.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Not enjoying Spongebob Squarepants.

 

[RHB]

Some, if not all, of the haircuts that the Burton players had in the second leg.

 

[ozzie]

Swapping shirts with your opponent at Half time.

Or, like my mate "Blatter" & myself, womens teams should not wear shirts...happy days

 

[ozzie]

Swapping shirts with your opponent at Half time.

Or, like my mate "Blatter" & myself, womens teams should not wear shirts...happy days,top "footie"

 

[Shrimpers are Magic]

Being a total hypocrite. All lefties on this forum can surely aspire to this.

 

[Pubey]

People with eyelashes on their car headlights.

Grow up.