Things that should be punished with a custodial sentence

[Mad Cyril]

Men wearing slip on shoes.

Unless you are Nick Berry performing Every Loser Wins on Top Of The Pops in 1986.

 

[LCBB]

Long hair on men

On what part of the body .

 

[EastStandBlue]

People under 5'8 wielding umbrellas like some sort of gouging weapon whenever a light drizzle rolls in.

 

[Yer Blues]

going to church.

 

[davewebbsbrain]

going to church.

Should that not be Mosques

(Again, Satire only)

 

[DTS]

Wearing Crocs outside the home.

 

[Another Surrey Shrimper]

Should that not be Mosques

(Again, Satire only)

Mmmm, really fancy some satire chicken

 

[Another Surrey Shrimper]

Wearing Crocs outside the home.

Crocs of ****

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Waving at the camera at a football match when you see yourself on the big screen.

Punishable by death if your team is losing at the time.

 

[Gt Yarmouth Shrimper]

Waving at the camera at a football match when you see yourself on the big screen.

Punishable by death if your team is losing at the time.

Oh god, yes.
These people need to be hung, drawn and quartered!!!

 

[Sandbach Shrimper]

Can I add shouting out 'come on Tim' or 'I love you Andy' during Andy Murray matches at Wimbledon. Was just about funny the first few times, not the 3000th time.

 

[Blue_Wes]

People who drag those cases on wheels round behind them.

 

[FarmdogSUFC]

Some of these are class :hilarious:

 

[ozzie]

watford fans,.....germans,you could start with my wife,i would be a witness

 

[Another Surrey Shrimper]

watford fans,.....germans,you could start with my wife,i would be a witness

Farage alert!

 

[RobM]

People who make everything sound like a question? They state a fact then put a question mark after it? (as illustrated). They do it when they speak as well?

People who, when answering you say "yeah, no". Make your mind up.

People who finish a question with 'or', e.g. "Are you going to Greece this year or..." Or what? You are asking me!

Using a mobile phone while driving.

Illegal number plate owners (e.g. making a 4 look like an 'A')

 

[davewebbsbrain]

People who make everything sound like a question? They state a fact then put a question mark after it? (as illustrated). They do it when they speak as well?

People who, when answering you say "yeah, no". Make your mind up.

People who finish a question with 'or', e.g. "Are you going to Greece this year or..." Or what? You are asking me!

Using a mobile phone while driving.

Illegal number plate owners (e.g. making a 4 look like an 'A')

If it causes a fatal accident, it will be a jail term

 

[Massimo Giovanni]

Not cleaning up after your dog, especially at park football pitches.
Riding two abreast either on horses or bikes and oblivious to other road users.
Driving with windows open, full bass rapping music.....at anytime.
socks and sandles.

 

[sufcwatcha1]

Cycling on the pavement .:angry:

 

[South Bank Hank]

Tailgating.

Tailgating, 5 years.

Being so **** at driving that you frequently cause people to tailgate you, 8 years. No parole.