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Desert Shrimper
The Oil Baron
[b said:Quote[/b] (CS J @ Sep. 22 2006,10:31)]that's it! you are a racist.. quick where's the bloke in the pram shop... quick quick![b said:Quote[/b] (Smiffy @ Sep. 22 2006,10:29)]Well said...[b said:
Can you imagine the uproar if a MOWO awards night was introduced.
Davros
The Whippet
£1.44 for four rolls last time i bought some. I know its not a lot really, but for what it is and to wipe your ar*e on... and the fact its a neccesity, it should really be pence.[b said:Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Sep. 22 2006,10:22)]Blimey... must make a mental note of that. I can't say I've ever stopped and thought "blimey, that's expensive." Ought I to have done so?[b said:
And if you buy some that is less than that, it is that really sh*tty stuff (no pun)!
Hong Kong Blue
Guest
£1.44 is a lot.[b said:Quote[/b] (dave @ Sep. 22 2006,13:35)]£1.44 for four rolls last time i bought some. I know its not a lot really, but for what it is and to wipe your ar*e on... and the fact its a neccesity, it should really be pence.[b said:Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Sep. 22 2006,10:22)]Blimey... must make a mental note of that. I can't say I've ever stopped and thought "blimey, that's expensive." Ought I to have done so?[b said:
And if you buy some that is less than that, it is that really sh*tty stuff (no pun)!
How much is the Evening Echo these days?
Winkle
Manager
I hate
Two seconds after walking into a store some spotty t%$$&r asking you " can I help you"
Adverts saying that "If you consolidate all your loans, you will have one easy payment" Yeh right and six times the interest !
That advert with the tw&t trying to sort out a new loan or mortgage with the football in his hands, a lump of 4x2 across his head should sort him out.
Cat that sh!t in my garden!
Staff in Mcdonalds that say " for an extra 40p you can go large" What and be as fat as you luvvy!
Ignorant people who smoke and dont give a toss about any one else!
Hitting a 250 yard drive straight down the middle only to slice your second shot out of bounds!
V.A.T
The easy,easy,easy clap!
Garages that think that charging £80 and hour is normal and charging £6 pounds for the disposal of my pollen filter is ok!
rant over....for now!
Two seconds after walking into a store some spotty t%$$&r asking you " can I help you"
Adverts saying that "If you consolidate all your loans, you will have one easy payment" Yeh right and six times the interest !
That advert with the tw&t trying to sort out a new loan or mortgage with the football in his hands, a lump of 4x2 across his head should sort him out.
Cat that sh!t in my garden!
Staff in Mcdonalds that say " for an extra 40p you can go large" What and be as fat as you luvvy!
Ignorant people who smoke and dont give a toss about any one else!
Hitting a 250 yard drive straight down the middle only to slice your second shot out of bounds!
V.A.T
The easy,easy,easy clap!
Garages that think that charging £80 and hour is normal and charging £6 pounds for the disposal of my pollen filter is ok!
rant over....for now!
Usual_Suspect
Members
Hit the nail on the head there I think.[b said:
sufcintheprem
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If this is no.1 I implore you, don't ever ever ever ever ever........[b said:
.......ever ever go to North America with the intention of nipping in a shop. It annoyed the hell out of me for most of the teim I was there but oddly, I now miss it now I'm back!
Might as well ahve a quick think:
Ignorant people. If everyone thought about what they were doing, the world would run so much more smoothly.
People who rush when there's no need.
People who get agitated about holdups when a few seconds really won't affect them.
People who a) walk slowly, b) stop randomly in the street or c) don't walk in straight lines. What is the point of you?
Umbrellas. People are clearly unable to use them.
Rain on the way to work. The only solution seems to be the heathen umbrella.
Definitely putting sour milk on your cereal before you find out it's sour. Augment this by having used up the last of your cereal.
People who start trouble on a night out with no reason.
Going to bed at six o'clock. It's probably the worst time because you've had to endure that hour between 5 and 6 but have no idea when to get up.
Dog poo on your football boots that you haven't yet cleaned off from Sunday's game. It's probably gonna reek.
People who let their dogs poo on somewhere people have to run/walk.
The way that, when I first joined on here, my posts were immaculately typed and now they have descended in to typo central.
There's got to be loads more but I must have had a fairly stress free time of late!
jstallan
Coach
£150 is the easy option. I'd go for taking their car away from them on the spot and crushing it
Shrimper2thecore
Members
chavs
steve claridge
us on sky
JCR
Col Ewe
This thread
steve claridge
us on sky
JCR
Col Ewe
This thread
BoyWonder2
2024, the year of the Shrimpers ⭐🦐
People that don't indicate - f%&ks me right off, how hard is it to put one on to let me know what you are doing.
People who indicate and slow down to take their exit, but when I've come to a standstill behind them they pull off, w%&kers.
Receptionists - They never put you through to the right person, occassionally hang up on you, ask if they can help instead, ask what the call is about. f%&k off its my call and you can't help.
Losing - I just can't stand it, lost 6-2 today rushed to get to Roots Hall and lost 3-0 been in a bad mood all day.
Those will do for now. Getting wound up just typing this.
People who indicate and slow down to take their exit, but when I've come to a standstill behind them they pull off, w%&kers.
Receptionists - They never put you through to the right person, occassionally hang up on you, ask if they can help instead, ask what the call is about. f%&k off its my call and you can't help.
Losing - I just can't stand it, lost 6-2 today rushed to get to Roots Hall and lost 3-0 been in a bad mood all day.
Those will do for now. Getting wound up just typing this.
Bluesmanager
I'm a Barbie Girl
Those Pot Noodle adverts. They're Welsh, they have sheep in them, and I hate Pot Noodle anyway.
Hazey SUFC
First XI
People who make countless threads slagging off our players.
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