Southend_Lady
Ginger Sam
What a ****!
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the word ****
- Thread starter Southend_Lady
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What a ****!
Flinty
Not a member⭐🦐
doesn't he play for Allclaims II...:confused:
Matt the Shrimp
aka Harry Potter
Matt the Shrimp
aka Harry Potter
Interpol Shrimper
Member
I was trying to think of a way to explain it to your little sister in a non-embarrassing way. This isn't the time nor the place to discuss the intricate rules of Scrabble!
Matt the Shrimp
aka Harry Potter
Oh, my Gran is pretty shameless - I think she said "it's another word for your fanny..."
:minger: :hilarious:
fatshrimp
Manager
Did your sister understand that..?
My two daughters refer to theirs as their Flower, whilst their cousin calls it her Pearly. Weirdos.
Interpol Shrimper
Member
My little girl calls it her "tuppence"
Matt the Shrimp
aka Harry Potter
No - but when we said "in other words, your ****", she knew what we were on about...
:finger:
(OK, now I am kidding - I'm fairly sure my little sis new what a fanny was by the age of 8...)
Southend_Lady
Ginger Sam
Was just a joke in case you were even slightly offended ;)
Southend_Lady
Ginger Sam
My little cousin calls it her "jennifer" which I thought was quite cute!
Cricko
Guest
Most women I know, whatever I call it, it just Echoes back at me..:eek:
I found a Pram and an old set of skates the other week.
Matt the Shrimp
aka Harry Potter
I know... I wasn't being entirely serious in my gentle allusion to your nether regions either...
;)
fatshrimp
Manager
I can;t remember such imaginative names used amongst us boys for our bits.
Southend_Lady
Ginger Sam
Thats the problem with 89 year old women though John, their bodies arent quite what they used to be......
Bob Cratchitt
Devil's Advocate
Southend_Lady
Ginger Sam
There are plenty of great words to use for it that are less offensive when talking about a womens bits in conversation. If for example me and a female friend are having a conversation about our "bits" (not that we do this often of course), perhaps about the days events - "what you up to later on today?" - other female replies "not alot, a bit of shopping, then off to get my mooey waxed". So for those sort of cases, saying you are going to have your "**** waxed" isnt entirely necesary. There are plenty of other more appropriate names:
Mooey, faff, muff, man in a canoe, axe wound, downstairs lips, beef curtains etc......the list goes on. But from an insult point of view, **** is the only way forward
MK Shrimper
Striker
Axe wound! Jeezus..... That'd REALLY get me in the mood....
Southend_Lady
Ginger Sam
Well thats the beauty of all these different words you see. If you were trying to get in the mood you wouldnt tell a woman you were "hoping to chop into her axe wound tonight" - perhaps a more subtle "Id love to make love to your flower tonight" would be more appropriate.
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