The New Kit Thread

[Mark Stevart]

A couple of concepts for our promotion winnings kits next season...

:thumbdown: all horrendous

 

[Ricey]

:thumbdown: all horrendous

In your opinion.

So you’re telling me Morky the lady charmer if they released anyone of those 5 kits you wouldn’t buy it?

 

[Mark Stevart]

In your opinion.

So you’re telling me Morky the lady charmer if they released anyone of those 5 kits you wouldn’t buy it?

no i won't if any of those are it also its not definite that sponsor will be same one next season unless thats confirmed it is

 

[SHRIMPERPETER]

no i won't if any of those are it also its not definite that sponsor will be same one next season unless thats confirmed it is

I thought these were just mock ups by Ayrshire blue, probably nothing like it will be so why get so heated up about them?:unsure:

 

[Ricey]

no i won't if any of those are it also its not definite that sponsor will be same one next season unless thats confirmed it is

Ok Morky, so let’s set the scene. Ron Martin and his team have decided let’s get the football shirt expert in to help choose the design and colours for our shirt. So he runs his fingers through his luscious locks and shouts at Geoff King “get Morky Stewart on the phone.”

Your phone rings and he wants you to come in. You reply “let me just finish my lady charming and I’ll be down to Roots Hall.”

You arrive at Roots Hall, the red carpet is out with banners and the bluebelles are there to cheerlead you in. The carpet is a little damp (that lady charming works a treat). Ron meets you and leads you upto the boardroom.

He sits you down and says “right Mork, the shirt design is all on you. Unfortunately we are tied down to a contract with Nike so they supply the kit but you choose the home and away colours.” He finishes with “leave the sponsor down to me, I’ve got it under control.”

Over to you Mr Stewart...

 

[Massimo Giovanni]

Not something like this cherished colour scheme surely?

 

[MisterStubbs]

:thumbdown: all horrendous

Just like most of your contributions on this forum.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Love those Scott, 1 or 2 for home, 4 or 5 for away.

 

[mattitouk]

I like all of them except for the last one (6).

 

[WESTY_SUFC]

:thumbdown: all horrendous

I agree. They just haven't got your lady charmer style have they.

 

[Mark Stevart]

Ok Morky, so let’s set the scene. Ron Martin and his team have decided let’s get the football shirt expert in to help choose the design and colours for our shirt. So he runs his fingers through his luscious locks and shouts at Geoff King “get Morky Stewart on the phone.”

Your phone rings and he wants you to come in. You reply “let me just finish my lady charming and I’ll be down to Roots Hall.”

You arrive at Roots Hall, the red carpet is out with banners and the bluebelles are there to cheerlead you in. The carpet is a little damp (that lady charming works a treat). Ron meets you and leads you upto the boardroom.

He sits you down and says “right Mork, the shirt design is all on you. Unfortunately we are tied down to a contract with Nike so they supply the kit but you choose the home and away colours.” He finishes with “leave the sponsor down to me, I’ve got it under control.”

Over to you Mr Stewart...

Ricey its stevart i aint a stewart ya pee brain:hilarious:

 

[Mark Stevart]

Love those Scott, 1 or 2 for home, 4 or 5 for away.

:hilarious: there all horrendous you have bad taste then again your a #memberofpoortastecrew thats on this forum

 

[OldBlueLady]

:hilarious: there all horrendous you have bad taste then again your a #memberofpoortastecrew thats on this forum

Seriously, I have no idea if you are a parody or not, you sure as hell behave like one! :unsure::facepalm:

 

[Ricey]

Ricey its stevart i aint a stewart ya pee brain:hilarious:

Ok, apologies Mr Stevart. Can you please answer my question.

 

[RHB]

Seriously, I have no idea if you are a parody or not, you sure as hell behave like one! :unsure::facepalm:

I'm not sure whether Mark's a parody or not OBL, he claims to have Scandinavian heritage:unsure:

 

[OldBlueLady]

I'm not sure whether Mark's a parody or not OBL, he claims to have Scandinavian heritage:unsure:

Well, he needs to learn some bloody manners! :thumbdown:

 

[Crawliano]

Ok, apologies Mr Stevart. Can you please answer my question.

Anything, as long as this is on the back:

 

[Massimo Giovanni]

Well, he needs to learn some bloody manners! :thumbdown:

Can I take it from that, that you are not charmed?
On a slightly different tangent, the new series of The Bridge (on TV) has started AND as Mork has his origins ,there then he might make a detective alongside Saga with no problem fitting in.

 

[manor15]

Ok, apologies Mr Stevart. Can you please answer my question.

Can’t, he’s already committed his kit designing services to his first team, Greenock Morton.

 

[Ricey]

Can’t, he’s already committed his kit demanding services to his first team, Greenock Morton.

And then his second team Real Madrid and his third team Manchester United.