That line about the 8 Aussie speedsters in the queue is a belter! Quality.
I'm genuinely awe-struck and humbled by just how ruthlessly efficient and disciplined this England side has been about getting the basics right, and in so doing, calmly disposing of Australia. As I said myself at the start of the series, it was supposed to be "too close to call", and I think I predicted we'd retain the Ashes by drawing the series 1-1 or 2-2.
As it is, we have handed out a thrashing of quite historical proportions. When the dust has settled, I hope the statisticians get to work and list all of the records we've broken - because there have been a hatful of them. Perhaps we should start listing them here. I'll chip in with a few:
*Cook - highest score by any Test player at the Gabba (235*)
*Highest score by England ever in Australia (644)
*Nos. 2 and 5 on the list of largest ever innings totals by visitors to Australia (644, 620/5 dec)
*Only 4th time in history, and first ever time in Australia, a side has made more than 4 innings scores in excess of 500 in a series
*First time Australia has ever lost three matches by an innings defeat at home
I open the floor to others - let's get those records up there. Never in a month of Sundays did I think we'd crush them like we have. But we have done, and it has been marvellous. Here are my Ashes ratings (out of 20)
Cook - 20
Strauss - 17
Trott - 18
Pietersen - 15
Collingwood - 11
Bell - 17
Prior - 18
Swann -16
Bresnan - 17
Tremlett - 17
Anderson - 19
Broad - 15
Finn - 15
Oh, and I never give full marks, only I just did to Cook. A mate of mine described it as a "once in a generation performance", and I think he's right about that. I'm not sure we'll see its like again for, perhaps, another 30 years. But Cook aside, it has still been an exceptional performance by all the England players - focussed and disciplined bowling, high levels of fitness (Broad being our only real "injury" as such; and although Finn was rested, it's easy to forget that he's only 21 and probably still growing!), alert and able in the field (Trott's improvement has been little short of staggering), and ruthless with the bat in hand. It makes us sound like the all-conquering Aussie sides of the 90s!
Let's enjoy this, and then on to the business of seeing whether we can (a) prosper at the World Cup; and (b) beat India at home. Here's hoping!
Matt