Text an offence

[Yellow Army]

Quote[/b] (statski77 @ Oct. 25 2005,20:13)]text TO THE CLUB: There is a man on the pitch wearing all black claiming to be a referee, please remove him from the pitch as he is quite clearly an impersonator

shame this wasn't implenmented before the Barnsley Game hey.

What an impersonator - did he think being a Ref was all about blowing into so black plastic, could spot the intruder a mile off, but like when the streaker ran on the pitch, the stewards thought nothing of it

 

[Yellow Army]

Quote[/b] (TonyTheKray @ Oct. 25 2005,19:26)]

Quote[/b] (Steve_Clubshop @ Oct. 25 2005,14:38)]taking bets now - which stand will have the most texts at the end of a game

Family Enclosure - hot faviourites Evens
West Stand - 4-1
East Stand - 7-1
South Stand 11-1

Outsider - Opposition Dugout at 100-1

11-1 a bit too generous for the south stand, i'll have a tenner with you @ those odds mate.

It should be,

South Stand 4/7
Family Enclosure 11/10
West Stand 7/2
East Stand 5/1

Be funny to see stewards sent to the east stand when the text is sent from someone in the west stand

Oh what fun!!!

all betting closed - paying out in advanced to the West Stand chavs sending texts complaining about the rowdy pensions in block S

 

[GoochDogHighFives]

Quote[/b] (Bob Cratchitt @ Oct. 25 2005,20:06)]So in respect of this at halftime in the Bar I can text the number a report about someone using their phone during the match to text someone.

Quality posting!!

 

[* ORM *]

Quote[/b] (Csboy @ Oct. 25 2005,19:10)]Could be worth reporting those ignorant fans who ignore the smoking ban!

Right with you on this. I have to wait until HT for my fix, why can't they ?

 

[Sandbach Shrimper]

Can't the stewards be trusted to do it themselves?

So, do we now have to call the referees 'darn fools' and shout 'ooooooo.... you're diabolical aaaaaah' when the opposition goalkeeper is taking a kick?

 

[HUTTON]

sorry but if your banned from using mobiles at the game how are you suspose to text the club and say someone is doing something there not suspose to be doing

surely this is offence to text the club

 

[TerryintheWest]

Quote[/b] ]They are standing up and saying that the club won't tolerate offensive behaviour and language.

Didn't they say recently that they wouldn't tolerate smoking in the ground either? That worked well didn't it so I expect this ban to go the same way!! Ignored and forgotten.

 

[The General]

I can see this being a bit of a giggle when the match gets s%&t.

East Blacks R 129 ... kick the c*nt out please. He's taking up too much room.

 

[SUFCFARAWAY]

 

[SUFCFARAWAY]

The bird in West Stand Block V Row M seat 122 is commiting an offence - she is too beautiful! please pass this number on to her please so I can conduct the necessary prosecution and strip search. Thanks.

 

[Einstein]

Quote[/b] (The General @ Oct. 26 2005,11:24)]I can see this being a bit of a giggle when the match gets s%&t.

East Blacks R 129 ... kick the c*nt out please. He's taking up too much room.

My text regarding fat Maher who sits front row of the South Upper will even be sent 10 minutes before the kick-off giving everyone a chance to watch a game in peace for a change!

 

[The Flying Scotsman]

General, You better bring your shinpads to training tonight!!

 

[canveyshrimper]

Quote[/b] (Einstein @ Oct. 26 2005,11:43)]

Quote[/b] (The General @ Oct. 26 2005,11:24)]I can see this being a bit of a giggle when the match gets s%&t.

East Blacks R 129 ... kick the c*nt out please. He's taking up too much room.

My text regarding fat Maher who sits front row of the South Upper will even be sent 10 minutes before the kick-off giving everyone a chance to watch a game in peace for a change!

That bloke fascinates me in the way he defies gravity. From my vantage point in the East Blacks i am always expecting him to fall from the stand.

 

[DTS]

Quote[/b] (SUFCFARAWAY @ Oct. 26 2005,11:33)]The bird in West Stand Block V Row M seat 122 is commiting an offence - she is too beautiful! please pass this number on to her please so I can conduct the necessary prosecution and strip search.

STALKER ALERT !
STALKER ALERT !