Joke for you all:
A banker, a Tory MP, a Daily Mirror reader and a teacher are sitting round a table. On the table are 10 biscuits. The bankerscoffsgives nine of them out to the teacher, the Tory MP and seven other randoms on the understanding that he'll get a full pack of ten back in return. Three or four of those biscuits instead of getting eaten get broken - quite possibly one by the teacher but probably not one by the Tory MP. The Daily Mirror reader asks for his biscuit and the banker says it's OK I'll just have to get it off the teacher who owes me one. The teacher then says sorry I sat on and broke my biscuit and then ate the replacement because I was hungry. The Daily Mirror reader then blames the Banker for the teacher sitting on his biscuit.
It's not really funny is it?