Signing from Swansea

[Shrimp in a Kilt]

This thread has just Kemp-ton going. Posting as sort of A-Scot, I think you lot will be for the High Jump when MTS sees what we've been doing - I'm going out for some fresh Ayr!

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

This Ascot out of hands. I came on here looking for some tips about signings, but after a canter through this thread it's clear that horse-play is the order of the day.

Now, I don't mean to be an old nag but when it comes to writing the Post on this thread, people ought to adhere to the rules. Anyone who does that will be my favourite.

Right, enough hot Ayr from me, I'm going to find out if we've signed anyone from the Derby, or perhaps we're sniffing around Fallon.

 

[Leeboy]

I'm seeing red , might have to have a shot of rum to calm me down...............

I'll get me coat

 

[C C Csiders]

Scott ST LEDGER or Scott OAKES would be good signings, but would cost us 1,000 GUINEAS and 2,000 GUINEAS a week, respectively in wages.

 

[South Bank Hank]

Any more equine jokes and I'll request that the offending poster be hung...







... (ahem) like a horse!?

 

[canveyshrimper]

Quote[/b] (South Bank Hank @ July 17 2006,15:19)]Any more equine jokes and I'll request that the offending poster be hung...







... (ahem) like a horse!?

Well a gelding may be.

 

[Kris]

Quote[/b] (C C Csiders @ July 17 2006,15:17)]Scott ST LEDGER or Scott OAKES would be good signings, but would cost us 1,000 GUINEAS and 2,000 GUINEAS a week, respectively in wages.

Nah, I've heard we're signing Paul Furlong.

 

[Flinty]

ruud van nistleroy anyone....

 

[Fred]

Sp ARKLE ing posts Folks

 

[fbm]

Quote[/b] (Smudger @ July 17 2006,14:17)]

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Quote[/b] (hexagon_sun @ July 17 2006,13:57)]Don't worry - the mods will soon rein them in.

Not if it is a spur of the moment decision. Otherwise they may bridle at the poor level of puns that they sre saddled with.

That's extremely tacky.

There must be a new market for us to look for players in... someone must have some other news so that we can get the bit between our teeth.

Fbm - how's the "no food" diet going? Have solids passed your lips yet? Lost the link to your blog but hope your mission was a success........

It's gone very well... the link is in my signature, with pictures as well... Check it out - I've lost over 3 stone so far. As you'll see I have a dilemma that I need solving so please feel free to help. And no, I have not had any food since 24th May.

Sorry to stray off topic folks... would it be wrong to say I'm hungry enough to eat a horse...