Rubbish VitalFootball Rumours...

[Firestorm]

Regarding the Cummings of Montrose story , which they are still running and saying MK and Col U have had bids accepted. I have posted it on a scottish football site I visit.

One of the respones was :

Cummy is a bit of a joke figure at Montrose as I'm sure a quick look at the end of season review thread on this forum will point out, as most fans selected him as the worst player we had. I seriously hope these rumours are right and the 100k could be used to improve all areas of the squad.

 

[fredheim_holm]

Regarding the Cummings of Montrose story , which they are still running and saying MK and Col U have had bids accepted. I have posted it on a scottish football site I visit.

One of the respones was :

:D Oh dear Vital football.

 

[EastStandBlue]

erm. I think they have had you.....read the tag line at the end of the story with all your emails in!!



Think they are humouring you.

I Still maintain my story regarding Asprilla had every bit of truth in as the one with the Scottish lad from Montrose did.

 

[Angell Delight]

Thought i would have a go! -

" I would prefer if this information wasnt published on the website as I have already been threatened by somebody close to the player if this news gets out into the open but just so you are in the know, Southend are very close (nxt 24hrs) to signing the "next Henry" on loan from Arsenal for a season. He is only 17 and his name is Etah Slavir"

What do you think of the name (read it backwards!) Quite good for me

Someone should suggest we are about to sign someone called Lativ Parc and see if that gets through......

Most laughable comment though has to be this at the bottom of all the transfer rumours page!!!!

"Although it looks like Vital Southend will have to stick to the real stories and transfer news."

Lol, ok then :clap:

 

[BaileytheQuitter]

:D

These are quality lads. Of course had to jump on the bandwagon.

Having spent travelling the world for several years now I have good sources in most countries. One particular in Iran who has mentioned that at his local club a Southend Scout has been spotted looking over the youth team and in particular Iranian 17 year old wonder kid - Lrak Diugud Asi Reknaw. This young starlet is supposed to be the Iranian Ronaldo and is keen on a move to England. Current negotiations are in place with a possible player-swap involving Matt Harold. Suspect to see more news on this story within the next 24 hours.


Steve

Check the name backwards

Can't believe people haven't replied to this...Green.

 

[C C Csiders]

I've sent one in claiming that as Southend are likely to lose/have lost all of last season's first-choice midfield line-up of Gower (to Swansea), Bailey (to Palace), McCormack (to Shamrock Rovers) and Black (released) they will be hastily replaced by Paul Hayes (S****horpe), Richard Hughes (Portsmouth), Colonel Gadaffi's footballing son, formerly of Perugia in Serie A, Al-Saadi Gaddafi and Kevin McLeod (Col Ewe). The reasoning behind these signings is that Paul Brush is the Rolling Stones' number 1 fan in Essex, and sees a midfield of Hayes, Hughes, Gaddafi, McLeod as a symbol of his Stones devotion.