Round 1 - LACEY TURNER v Angelina Jolie

[chadded]

I tell you what, **** this clique ****, Aberdeen Shrimpers alright. :)

 

[number11]

I can't believe Cricko has resorted to a dirty tricks campaign so early in the competition.

Ive registered my vote for Lacey, as indeed she would no doubt do dirty tricks.

Never been a fan of Jolie who I basically consider to be a moderately talented weirdo. Lacey seems like real Totty and I cant beleive we will get a better pitch than the one Chadded gave.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Would you prefer an annoying skinny stick insect

Or a vivacious, fun loving sexy English Rose

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

I tell you what, **** this clique ****, Aberdeen Shrimpers alright. :)

Just as long as you fulfil your half of the bargain!!!

;)

 

[The Flying Scotsman]

She upset Jennifer Anniston. Another reason to not vote for Jolie!

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

She upset Jennifer Anniston. Another reason to not vote for Jolie!

Didn't Jolie bang on about never taking another woman's man because her father had done the self same thing and it upset her so much???

Hmmmmmm

Do not vote for the Home wrecking Biatchhhhh

 

[Slipperduke]

As much as I'm warmed by Chadded's whole-hearted and impassioned plea for votes, there's no denying that Lacey is one of those girls who peaks at 18. These days she's a bit fat, a lot ugly and I think she's well on her way to turning into a dark Pam St Clements.

With that in mind, it's Jolie all the way.

 

[chadded]

A rare pic of Lacey and I together....

 

[Shrimpersarmy]

Voted for Lacey, on the basis she is absolute dirt (Apparantly).

AJ has nice lips, but overall i think she is a bit strange...!

Vote LACEY!

 

[chadded]

 

[number11]

A rare pic of Lacey and I together....

So how much did her on-screen love of the ginge sway your nomination choice!

Jolie seems like some weird freak who could just as easily stab you or drink your blood as put those lips to good use.

Lacey seems like a no nonesense good time English girl. Vote Lacey!

 

[chadded]

Folks, it's getting close. I know it's early days, but come on, vote for the young lady who is by far, the one thing that makes paying the TV Licence acceptable.

 

[ldnfatso]

Lacey has my vote!

 

[Napster]

Jolie. Lacey looks like any scrubber you could meet down Faces.

 

[Alexis_SUFC]

Jolie has great lips and a geat rack but apparently she uses knives in the bedroom!! Thats a little bit weird and frankly I dont want to be stabbed when doing the deed, plus Lacey Turner would probably be up for anything.

 

[TrueBlue]

Jolie. Lacey looks like any scrubber you could meet down Faces.

Which is far more likely to happen so why not vote for something that is real rather then this Jolie ****

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

Not a great tie this one. I can't stand Lacey Turner, she's just so damned annoying. But Jolie gets airbrushed to within an inch of her life. hmmm.

Ok, Jolie it is.

 

[Cricko]

The Vote is getting closer..well done Guy's.....:)

A few more to add to the Angelina corner to help to try sway the Vote.

 

[number11]

She still has her ex tatooed on her, adopts kids like they are fashion accessories, has a taste for blood and seems a complete weirdo.....

Keep it real and vote Lacey (Chadded I think some more decent pics would be useful to keep your lead!)

 

[Flinty]

She still has her ex tatooed on her, adopts kids like they are fashion accessories, has a taste for blood and seems a complete weirdo.....

Keep it real and vote Lacey (Chadded I think some more decent pics would be useful to keep your lead!)

therein lies the problem i feel !