Round 1 - LACEY TURNER v Angelina Jolie

[Hotman]

With pictures of Lacey Turner, that's what you get, a beautiful young talented English girl, who is so hot, I'd have to wear gloves. Perhaps it's her character that I'm in love with, but then the same could be said of anyone loving Jolie, you love her character in one of her films. But look at the photographs ladies and gentlemen. How many airbrushed pictures of Lacey do you see? None. And of Jolie, perhaps a better question would be how many non airbrushed photo's do you see? She may have good lips, but they look like the lips of your typical Leeroy or Winston. (This not racist, it's a joke).

Seriously, imagine going out wit the both of them (sererately). In Jolie, you've probably got someone who would demand you to pick her up in a private limo, have the restaurant cleared so that only she could eat, and if you took her to a club she'd demand the dancefloor was cleared before she even thought of leaving the VIP area.

In Lacey, you've got a lovely young girl with 34D ( I think, I was arrrested before I could remove the bra from her washing line) charms, who would be comfortable in you picking her up in your average car, taking her to a normal restaurant, and could chat away with any of your mates, male and female, quite easily. She'd be a fiesty little so and so, so life would never be dull, and you just know that all round, she's a whole lot more fun that Jolie. And besides, you wouldn't be adopting African orphans left right and charlie if you vote Lacey.

I've faught for nobel causes* before, and I know, that is, is an equally noble cause...

Ladies and Gents, I thank you for your time in reading this, and trust you will make your choice, the right one.

Please, VOTE LACEY!!!!



Chadded
(aka Biffa)
(aka Steve)

* I voted for Lucy Pinder in the last Totty Cup.

all very good, but she has a lady hole and poo hole the size of Ldnfatso

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Lacey all the way

 

[The Flying Scotsman]

All Jolie would want to talk to you about is adopting another kid. Lacey would be asking you if you wanted her mate to join in!

 

[Hotman]

With pictures of Lacey Turner, that's what you get, a beautiful young talented English girl, who is so hot, I'd have to wear gloves. Perhaps it's her character that I'm in love with, but then the same could be said of anyone loving Jolie, you love her character in one of her films. But look at the photographs ladies and gentlemen. How many airbrushed pictures of Lacey do you see? None. And of Jolie, perhaps a better question would be how many non airbrushed photo's do you see? She may have good lips, but they look like the lips of your typical Leeroy or Winston. (This not racist, it's a joke).

Seriously, imagine going out wit the both of them (sererately). In Jolie, you've probably got someone who would demand you to pick her up in a private limo, have the restaurant cleared so that only she could eat, and if you took her to a club she'd demand the dancefloor was cleared before she even thought of leaving the VIP area.

In Lacey, you've got a lovely young girl with 34D ( I think, I was arrrested before I could remove the bra from her washing line) charms, who would be comfortable in you picking her up in your average car, taking her to a normal restaurant, and could chat away with any of your mates, male and female, quite easily. She'd be a fiesty little so and so, so life would never be dull, and you just know that all round, she's a whole lot more fun that Jolie. And besides, you wouldn't be adopting African orphans left right and charlie if you vote Lacey.

I've faught for nobel causes* before, and I know, that is, is an equally noble cause...

Ladies and Gents, I thank you for your time in reading this, and trust you will make your choice, the right one.

Please, VOTE LACEY!!!!



Chadded
(aka Biffa)
(aka Steve)

* I voted for Lucy Pinder in the last Totty Cup.

bolded comment of the year

 

[seany t]

With pictures of Lacey Turner, that's what you get, a beautiful young talented English girl, who is so hot, I'd have to wear gloves. Perhaps it's her character that I'm in love with, but then the same could be said of anyone loving Jolie, you love her character in one of her films. But look at the photographs ladies and gentlemen. How many airbrushed pictures of Lacey do you see? None. And of Jolie, perhaps a better question would be how many non airbrushed photo's do you see? She may have good lips, but they look like the lips of your typical Leeroy or Winston. (This not racist, it's a joke).

Seriously, imagine going out wit the both of them (sererately). In Jolie, you've probably got someone who would demand you to pick her up in a private limo, have the restaurant cleared so that only she could eat, and if you took her to a club she'd demand the dancefloor was cleared before she even thought of leaving the VIP area.

In Lacey, you've got a lovely young girl with 34D ( I think, I was arrrested before I could remove the bra from her washing line) charms, who would be comfortable in you picking her up in your average car, taking her to a normal restaurant, and could chat away with any of your mates, male and female, quite easily. She'd be a fiesty little so and so, so life would never be dull, and you just know that all round, she's a whole lot more fun that Jolie. And besides, you wouldn't be adopting African orphans left right and charlie if you vote Lacey.

I've faught for nobel causes* before, and I know, that is, is an equally noble cause...

Ladies and Gents, I thank you for your time in reading this, and trust you will make your choice, the right one.

Please, VOTE LACEY!!!!



Chadded
(aka Biffa)
(aka Steve)

* I voted for Lucy Pinder in the last Totty Cup.

Aren't we voting on looks here guys? And in that case, Turner is all very well and good and potentially achievable (did I really just write that?) but I imagine you see better down Bakers Bar...

Whereas Jolie, no matter what you say about her ethics and adoption policies, is distinctive, a mere 33 years old and bound to be regarded as the equivalent of our generations Bardot.

Plus she lezzed up in 'Gia'...

 

[Hotman]

Aren't we voting on looks here guys? And in that case, Turner is all very well and good and potentially achievable (did I really just write that?) but I imagine you see better down Bakers Bar...

Whereas Jolie, no matter what you say about her ethics and adoption policies, is distinctive, a mere 33 years old and bound to be regarded as the equivalent of our generations Bardot.

Plus she lezzed up in 'Gia'...

voting on looks, lips and ladyhole square footage

 

[Cricko]

Cricko mate, you are being remarkably outplayed here.
Cup upset right on the cards.

Early day's yet mate...anyway Chadded would bash anything with a pulse so his recommendation hardly stands up to much..;)

The good people of the Zone will see sense.

 

[fatshrimp]

Never heard of Lacey Turner. Jolie gets it from me!

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Early day's yet mate...anyway Chadded would bash anything with a pulse so his recommendation hardly stands up to much..;)

The good people of the Zone will see sense.

I don't think he is that fussy!!

 

[chadded]

Early day's yet mate...anyway Chadded would bash anything with a pulse so his recommendation hardly stands up to much..;)

The good people of the Zone will see sense.

Used to...used to. I've developed taste...

 

[chadded]

Yea, Jolie looks good, I mean really good (copyright Ron Burghandy) but how airbrushed is that picture???? In the words of the great man Kamara (Chris)...

Unbelievable Jeff!!

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

In my opinion I think Angelina jolie is over-rated as both an actress and a woman. It amazes me how many people treat this woman as if she is a deity!

They seem to forget that Jolie the "humanitarian" was once the bratty bisexual actor's kid, who steals other women's men, and drank blood! And they allow this mixed up nut to adopt kids?

As for her looks, really there is nothing special: she has starved herself into looking like an anorexic suckerfish with those big bulbous lips.

 

[chadded]

Whereas Jolie, no matter what you say about her ethics and adoption policies, is distinctive, a mere 33 years old and bound to be regarded as the equivalent of our generations Bardot.

But she's fake.....

 

[The Big Shrimp]

Not the best start for this competition, but at least it can only get better!!

 

[Cricko]

Let's have a bit of perspective here people..

This....

Or This....

No contest surely..

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Aren't we voting on looks here guys? And in that case, Turner is all very well and good and potentially achievable (did I really just write that?) but I imagine you see better down Bakers Bar...

Whereas Jolie, no matter what you say about her ethics and adoption policies, is distinctive, a mere 33 years old and bound to be regarded as the equivalent of our generations Bardot.

Plus she lezzed up in 'Gia'...

We are voting on who we think is the Top Totty......IMO, my choice is my Top Totty but will probably be lucky to get through round 1

Top Totty is the whole package, looks, body, personality, career, Brains.....Etc

 

[Davros]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article191639.ece

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Thats what im talking about, vote Lacey!

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Let's have a bit of perspective here people..

This....

Or This....

No contest surely..

Mate, it is easy to find good and bad pics of all celebritys.....if you are resorting to these tactics so early in the battle then you appear to be on the ropes very early in the fight!!!

In the Words of Stevie Nicks......Landslide

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article191639.ece

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Thats what im talking about, vote Lacey!

Spot on mate

EASTENDERS starlet Lacey Turner sneaked away from a bash at a posh hotel ? and was caught having sex in a top-floor corridor.

Lusty Lacey, 17 ? Stacey Slater in the BBC1 soap ? jumped into a lift with her lover to find somewhere to bonk.
They made their way to the 18th floor and threw caution to the wind, only for their romp to be interrupted by an astonished MAID.

 

[chadded]

Cricko, a natural pic of a clearly hungover Lacey, against a picture from a photoshoot that probably cost $1 million. Hmmm.

Out of interest, when does the poll close?