Round 1 - LACEY TURNER v Angelina Jolie

[South Bank Hank]

SZ Totty Cup
Round 1 Action
Voting closes in 24 hours.

In Round 1 of the competition, Lacey Turner (sponsored by Chadded) is paired with Angelina Jolie (sponsored by Cricko).

Post your pictures, arguments, support and loathing. If both contenders are evenly matched, let your vote be swayed by the evidence at hand.

Only place your vote when you are certain.

In the (unlikely?) event of a draw, the final decision will fall to the Owners who will base their decision solely on the evidence available in the thread.

Start your engines.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Just to help you guys

V

 

[Hotman]

lacey turner is a bit of a bike, i hear she's had more 1-up's than mario. And sometime she looks like she has a face that has been hit by a bag of spanners.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

lacey turner is a bit of a bike, i hear she's had more 1-up's than mario. And sometime she looks like she has a face that has been hit by a bag of spanners.

I was in 2 minds but now going to defo vote for Lacey.......love a dirty little Hoe

 

[Hotman]

well do some gardening then, don't vote for the minger!!

having said that jolies not much better but has the jugs

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

well do some gardening then, don't vote for the minger!!

having said that jolies not much better but has the jugs

I bet out of the 2 of them.....Lacey would be up for a bit of Spit roasting, so gets my vote!

PS - Ground is frozen

:D

 

[Hotman]

but look at the lips on Jolie, they would be useful

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

but look at the lips on Jolie, they would be useful

I know, that is her one redeeming feature.

When push comes to shove, Lacey is a dirty little English strumpet who would be bang up for anything. That beats a pair of over inflated lips any day mate

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Lacey Turner all day...Dirty little minx.. Have you seen some of those short skirts she wears in Eastenders?? She has powerful thighs by the look of it!!

 

[Hotman]

I know, that is her one redeeming feature.

When push comes to shove, Lacey is a dirty little English strumpet who would be bang up for anything. That beats a pair of over inflated lips any day mate

problem is you don't know how many have taken her from the other side, and both might be holes the size of a jam jar.

you might get lost in there!!

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

problem is you don't know how many have taken her from the other side, and both might be holes the size of a jam jar.

you might get lost in there!!

I am sure she carries out the old muscle squeezing exercises!!!

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

This is going to be a good hard battle to kick it of......Good stuff

 

[Cricko]

Vote Angelina people , you know it makes sense..:slurp:

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

AHHHHHHHHHH

if you wanted to loose the AJ vote, i think you just succeeded mate.

Imagine that boat race coming at you first thing in the morning.......

Gadsssssssss

 

[South Bank Hank]

If you put this over Lacey's head, it would still amount to the same...

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

If you put this over Lacey's head, it would still amount to the same...

Yeah......but Spanners tighten NUTS mate

;)

 

[chadded]

With pictures of Lacey Turner, that's what you get, a beautiful young talented English girl, who is so hot, I'd have to wear gloves. Perhaps it's her character that I'm in love with, but then the same could be said of anyone loving Jolie, you love her character in one of her films. But look at the photographs ladies and gentlemen. How many airbrushed pictures of Lacey do you see? None. And of Jolie, perhaps a better question would be how many non airbrushed photo's do you see? She may have good lips, but they look like the lips of your typical Leeroy or Winston. (This not racist, it's a joke).

Seriously, imagine going out wit the both of them (sererately). In Jolie, you've probably got someone who would demand you to pick her up in a private limo, have the restaurant cleared so that only she could eat, and if you took her to a club she'd demand the dancefloor was cleared before she even thought of leaving the VIP area.

In Lacey, you've got a lovely young girl with 34D ( I think, I was arrrested before I could remove the bra from her washing line) charms, who would be comfortable in you picking her up in your average car, taking her to a normal restaurant, and could chat away with any of your mates, male and female, quite easily. She'd be a fiesty little so and so, so life would never be dull, and you just know that all round, she's a whole lot more fun that Jolie. And besides, you wouldn't be adopting African orphans left right and charlie if you vote Lacey.

I've faught for nobel causes* before, and I know, that is, is an equally noble cause...

Ladies and Gents, I thank you for your time in reading this, and trust you will make your choice, the right one.

Please, VOTE LACEY!!!!



Chadded
(aka Biffa)
(aka Steve)

* I voted for Lucy Pinder in the last Totty Cup.

 

[TrueBlue]

With pictures of Lacey Turner, that's what you get, a beautiful young talented English girl, who is so hot, I'd have to wear gloves. Perhaps it's her character that I'm in love with, but then the same could be said of anyone loving Jolie, you love her character in one of her films. But look at the photographs ladies and gentlemen. How many airbrushed pictures of Lacey do you see? None. And of Jolie, perhaps a better question would be how many non airbrushed photo's do you see? She may have good lips, but they look like the lips of your typical Leeroy or Winston. (This not racist, it's a joke).

Seriously, imagine going out wit the both of them (sererately). In Jolie, you've probably got someone who would demand you to pick her up in a private limo, have the restaurant cleared so that only she could eat, and if you took her to a club she'd demand the dancefloor was cleared before she even thought of leaving the VIP area.

In Lacey, you've got a lovely young girl with 34D ( I think, I was arrrested before I could remove the bra from her washing line) charms, who would be comfortable in you picking her up in your average car, taking her to a normal restaurant, and could chat away with any of your mates, male and female, quite easily. She'd be a fiesty little so and so, so life would never be dull, and you just know that all round, she's a whole lot more fun that Jolie. And besides, you wouldn't be adopting African orphans left right and charlie if you vote Lacey.

I've faught for nobel causes* before, and I know, that is, is an equally noble cause...

Ladies and Gents, I thank you for your time in reading this, and trust you will make your choice, the right one.

Please, VOTE LACEY!!!!



Chadded
(aka Biffa)
(aka Steve)

* I voted for Lucy Pinder in the last Totty Cup.

Sir every word you say is music to my ears!!

VOTE LACEY TURNER!!!

 

[chadded]

What.A.Great.Rack.

More later..

 

[South Bank Hank]

Cricko mate, you are being remarkably outplayed here.
Cup upset right on the cards.