Round 1 - Jessica Biel v KEELEY HAZELL

[Flinty]

thanks to...

Aberdeen Shrimper, adwebb16, Alexis_SUFC, Ayrshire Blue, Berrichonne shrimper, blues_r_best, Bob Cratchitt, brad the shrimper, BrettieAngell, class, Cricko, dashman, dave, Dave the Shrimper, Defiler, Einstein, Firestorm, Irish_Shrimper, Junior Toot, kwakadal74, ldnfatso, leathers20, londonblue, markw7, Matt the Shrimp, mcnasty, number11, Numphgirl, ozzy-shrimper, Pennyfather, pickledseal, Rayleigh Blue, Ricey, SahsenSav, samib, scrounger, Shrimpersarmy, Slipperduke, South Bank Hank, Southend_Lady, Southern pImp, steveo, SupaBlues, The Flying Scotsman, The General, Ulysses, Uxbridge Shrimper, Van Whale, weststander, Yeovil_Shrimpa

You are all men (and women) of fine taste!

please note that you have voted purely on big norks therefore your vote is also a vote for this......

there is still time for others to repent your sins

 

[Davros]

the difference clearly between Miss Hazell and Miss Piggy is that there is a clear differential between the peak of the breasticles and the summit of the beer gut.

 

[Davros]

Erm its the totty cup??

I'm thinking who would give the best tit **** here!

word! have some green!

 

[BrettieAngell]

word! have some green!

Thankyou sir!

 

[Flinty]

the difference clearly between Miss Hazell and Miss Piggy is that there is a clear differential between the peak of the breasticles and the summit of the beer gut.

ok then......what about now.....:flamer:

 

[M@CC@ 16]

Keeley is so sexy

 

[Moridin]

Jessica on 23.29%.

Cripes, some people have no taste!

 

[Davros]

ok then......what about now.....:flamer:

Keeley has natural breasts, hand sculpted by God himself, and handed down only once a millenium.

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Did I ever tell everyone about thime I tried to pull Keeley's little sister in the Bromley Wetherspoons? No? Oh, that's a shame.

By the way, in case anyone was wondering, they're 100% real. REAL I TELLS YA!

 

[Flinty]

Dave.......

i think the time has come to admit defeat....based on approx 90 people voting i believe you are now past the post. May i offer you many congratulations but i shall be now looking at Samib's Nuts from now on :stunned: in order to chose Top Totty 2010.


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[Davros]

fair play Flinty, you fought a good battle, but Keeley held the trump cards... two of them..!

 

[Medway Blue]

Keeley for me. It's level pegging as your stare moves from the feet upwards....then Keeley edges ahead in the breast department.....then goes on to trounce Jessica facially. I'm sorry, but it doesn't matter how nice the body is; if the face isn't up to scratch then I'm not interested, and several of the photos posted to argue Jessica's case just pushed me further towards Keeley's gorgeous face.

 

[South Bank Hank]

No contest. Hazell through.