Round 1 - Jessica Biel v KEELEY HAZELL

[Flinty]

Again we are voting for top totty......someone who you could take home to mum and have around your mates......i fear keeley after the wow factor of her chest would be an embarrassment

 

[South Bank Hank]

Again we are voting for top totty......someone who you could take home to mum and have around your mates......i fear keeley after the wow factor of her chest would be an embarrassment

Thing is, Biel doesn't seem to be the snappiest twig in the forest herself. So far I've seen her trying to make herself comfortable reclining on a giant rock and squeezing into a public-toilet wash basin. She's as dumb as a hedgehog.

 

[Flinty]

Thing is, Biel doesn't seem to be the snappiest twig in the forest herself. So far I've seen her trying to make herself comfortable reclining on a giant rock and squeezing into a public-toilet wash basin. Dumb as a hedgehog.

its called art mate .......;)

at least you are getting a variety of pictures......not heres keeley with her jugs hanging out !!!! one track pony

 

[Ricey]

 

[DTS]

Keeley for me ...This one is over..............

 

[Flinty]

Keeley for me ...This one is over..............

Dave i'm disappointed in you......i thought you had more taste.....:'(

 

[Hazey]

And for anyone who has seen the vid we all know she is a good girl ;)

"GET ON THE BED" lol

 

[scrounger]

I cannot decide, I think need more pictures to aid the thought process..

 

[Flinty]

Just take a minute to watch this

Sexy Jessie

 

[Davros]

Chaps and ladies,

The Totty Cup 2009.........what does Totty mean, well the dictionary definition states.... 'sexual attractive people'......which undoubtably both Miss Hazell and my choice Miss Biel, both fit this description. Then you look up attractive and find that this means.....' very pleasing in appearance and sound'......now this is where the differences start.

Yes Miss Hazell has a couple of assets in her favour and you will get to see loads of cleavage shots and bikini's pictures, but that i'm afraid that is it, i urge you to yes look at the fine pair of mammories that she has and then look past this at what is left....not a lot.

I disagree, thanks AS for this one..

 

[Slipperduke]

This is a really difficult one.

Biel is absolute class, genuinely attractive in a truly classical sense. She has a face that you can stare at for hours and, as an actress, she'll be in demand for the next 40 years. She's definitely got that Vanessa Redgrave bone structure thing. She's the kind of woman that epic poetry would have been written about hundreds of years ago.

Keeley, on the other hand, has got the finest breasts since time began.

Game over, man. Game over.

 

[canveyshrimper]

It has to be said that Keeley Hazell has a stupendous pair of norks, but looks as vacant as a vandalised khazi. While I accept discussions about nuclear fusion or Barack Obama may not be on the agenda, however some thought process should be in evidence.

Therefore Miss Biel gets my vote.

 

[South Bank Hank]

It has to be said that Keeley Hazell has a stupendous pair of norks, but looks as vacant as a vandalised khazi.

I'm just surprised we've not yet seen a picture of Jessica Biel posing in one.

 

[Flinty]

This is a really difficult one.

Biel is absolute class, genuinely attractive in a truly classical sense. She has a face that you can stare at for hours and, as an actress, she'll be in demand for the next 40 years. She's definitely got that Vanessa Redgrave bone structure thing. She's the kind of woman that epic poetry would have been written about hundreds of years ago.

Keeley, on the other hand, has got the finest breasts since time began.

Game over, man. Game over.

i can't believe how some seemingly intelligent people are so shallow !!!!:thumbdown:

 

[Einstein]

Despite clearly being airbrushed, on the basis of this picture and this picture alone, my decision is finalised.

 

[Flinty]

I'm just surprised we've not yet seen a picture of Jessica Biel posing in one.

this is as close as i could get

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Theres almost clunge in one of your photo's.

Very close to the bone (if you pardon the pun).

which one???

 

[Davros]

thanks to...

Aberdeen Shrimper, adwebb16, Alexis_SUFC, Ayrshire Blue, Berrichonne shrimper, blues_r_best, Bob Cratchitt, brad the shrimper, BrettieAngell, class, Cricko, dashman, dave, Dave the Shrimper, Defiler, Einstein, Firestorm, Irish_Shrimper, Junior Toot, kwakadal74, ldnfatso, leathers20, londonblue, markw7, Matt the Shrimp, mcnasty, number11, Numphgirl, ozzy-shrimper, Pennyfather, pickledseal, Rayleigh Blue, Ricey, SahsenSav, samib, scrounger, Shrimpersarmy, Slipperduke, South Bank Hank, Southend_Lady, Southern pImp, steveo, SupaBlues, The Flying Scotsman, The General, Ulysses, Uxbridge Shrimper, Van Whale, weststander, Yeovil_Shrimpa

You are all men (and women) of fine taste!

 

[MK Shrimper]

And me! Think you backed a winner DJ Dave... Of course unless she comes up against the massive bazooms of Ms Milani....

 

[BrettieAngell]

i can't believe how some seemingly intelligent people are so shallow !!!!:thumbdown:

Erm its the totty cup??

I'm thinking who would give the best tit **** here!