Oldest and Youngest lovers.

[Rusty Shackleford]

I'm 37, by that seven year rule, my youngest bird should be 26 - which is the wife's age. Or as Partridge would say: 'She's eleven years younger than me - back of the net!' If I were a single man, I'd go younger for sure - but keep it legal. Having said that, as chadded says, you're not exactly going to ask for ID when you're hovering above it are you? My Dad once told me this charming rule - 'if her feet touch the floor when she's sitting on the bog, she's old enough'. I've avoided midgets ever since. As for older birds - no thanks.

 

[McNasty]

Morning Chap!

My Uncle Marmaduke once told me 'If she's old enough to bleed, she's old enough to butcher..'

Unfortunately, not everyone appreciated this wisdom as he's now in Prison and we don't expect to see him anytime soon..

Kind Regards

Could that be the same Marmaduke I met once who told me, "If I was a mechanic I'd do her up the exhaust pipe !" ?

 

[please delete my account]

Could that be the same Marmaduke I met once who told me, "If I was a mechanic I'd do her up the exhaust pipe !" ?

If this chap was holding a large port and had a rather strong smell of wee about him then I'd say it was almost definitely Uncle Marmie.

It's a shame that this wise old sage is having his arse used as a prison deposit box...

Kind Regards

 

[CarrowRoad_Hero]

No hair to Grey hair. That's all the rules one ever needs!!

 

[GBJ]

Realistically though, if a girl is clearly legal, then it doesn't matter if shes 16 of 46. If you think she's fit, you're hardly goinbg to go upto her and ask for some ID are you.

Ooh, sorry love, you're 3 days too old for me, sorry.

so much sense being spoke right here!!!!

I'm with you, if she's fit, i don't give a ****!

**** me, she could be 60! what's wrong with you lot? 30ish? 30ish!! thats when they get going!!

 

[GBJ]

age 45
youngest 20s
oldest no limit if she is still all there
in the past the youngest was 17 i was 33 id known her since she was 8 bad bad man and the oldest was/is 62 i was 35,

I like your style

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

30ish? 30ish!! thats when they get going!!

Wise words indeed :clap:

 

[chadded]

This thread makes me laugh when people say their oldest is 45, or youngest is 21 whatever. I bet if I put a stunning 20 year old, or a cracking 46 year old MILF in front of you, you wouldn't turn it down...

Leads me onto my next thread....

 

[MrB]

I have a rule:

'I'll stick it up pretty much anything if they are decent enough to give me wood'

 

[Hotman]

mrB, has it spot on, if they're old enough and fit, that's all that matters

 

[Ron Manager]

I'm 35

Youngest - 25

Oldest - 45

Ten years either way is about right I reckon

 

[Moody Blues]

Age: 23

Youngest: 17

Oldest: 40 odd

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

Age: 23

Youngest: 17

Oldest: 40 odd

What a first post that is!!