Oldest and Youngest lovers.

[Rob Noxious]

It does help if they're still warm mate.

Reminds me of some graffiti I once saw in the bogs in 'The Hole In The Wall' in Waterloo...

"I used to be a necrophiliac...until someone split on me."

 

[Shrimpersarmy]

Age now: 21

Youngest you'd do: 17
Oldest you'd do: No limit

;)

 

[Bazza the dog]

Age 28

Oldest bird I would balls, 59

Youngest: 16.

Basically I would **** anything with a purse and pulse, CS Cockles mother is 59 and she goes like the ****ing clappers and begs me to ram her arsehole dry with my fist.

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

Basically I would **** anything with a purse and pulse, CS Cockles mother is 59 and she goes like the ****ing clappers and begs me to ram her arsehole dry with my fist.

Cheers Ben ... i've just spat tea all over my monitor cos i was laughing so hard :D :D

 

[Bazza the dog]

but mine was a joke blueblood

Behave yourself son, you were in love with that 14 year old haridresser tart before I wen't away. It was pure love I could see it in your eyes boy.

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

Behave yourself son, you were in love with that 14 year old haridresser tart before I wen't away. It was pure paedo lust I could see it in your eyes boy.

Edited for accuracy

 

[davewebbsbrain]

well its funny you should say this because it was last week I am 32 and she was 11, hmmmmm but im finding it hard to think of the youngest I would fek?

You are Michael Jackson and I claim my £5

 

[Bazza the dog]

Cheers Ben ... i've just spat tea all over my monitor cos i was laughing so hard :D :D

I wouldn't laugh Venus it gets quite upsetting especially when she spits out her false teeth when the fist goes in!.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

I've been five years either side of my age, while in my early-to-mid twenties. Not sure about the "half plus seven" rule... 24 yr-old would be a bit young, I reckon!

As for the upper limit... as chadded says, you're hardly going to ask for ID. For instance, I definitely wouldn't pass up an evening of romance with Michelle Pfeiffer...

...and she's 53.

;)

 

[blues_r_best]

I'd make an exception for Stacey Dash

43 years old

 

[DTS]

Stacey Dash whoever she may be is a big yes but Michelle Pfeiffer does nothing for me at all.

 

[please delete my account]

Hey there chaps!

I got a blow job from my cousin when I was 4 and she was 5. Is that young enough for you?
I went downstairs into the lounge to proudly state to my parents and various relatives that 'My willy's gone all hard.. Look!'.
I tell you, I got such a beating.

It took me another 20 years before I plucked up the courage to do that again.

Kind Regards

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

age 45
youngest 20s
oldest no limit if she is still all there
in the past the youngest was 17 i was 33 id known her since she was 8 bad bad man and the oldest was/is 62 i was 35,

 

[manor15]

Isn't there a rule for "youngest lover"... half your age + 7

That would make my youngest lover the same age as me :stunned:

 

[DTS]

That would make my youngest lover the same age as me :stunned:

Are you offering yourself to Pubey as a lover?

 

[Bazza the dog]

age 45
youngest 20s
oldest no limit if she is still all there
in the past the youngest was 17 i was 33 id known her since she was 8 bad bad man and the oldest was/is 62 i was 35,

Tone 65?

I think Richie Merrin will have something too say about that during our Blackpool trip in 97, an Ethil Skinner double was seen leaving your quarters and by all accounts she was at least 75. Bad bad man but a very funny man all the same!.

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

Tone 65?

I think Richie Merrin will have something too say about that during our Blackpool trip in 97, an Ethil Skinner double was seen leaving your quarters and by all accounts she was at least 75. Bad bad man but a very funny man all the same!.

Ben oh ben you know that i was doing her daughter who was a mere slip of a thing at 50 admittly the old bird was in the next bed but she was asleep (i hope),good days good days.

 

[Bazza the dog]

Ben oh ben you know that i was doing her daughter who was a mere slip of a thing at 50 admittly the old bird was in the next bed but she was asleep (i hope),good days good days.

Doesnt make you a bad man Tone, now kiddie fidling would make you a bad man but not banging Dot Cotton.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Isn't there a rule for "youngest lover"... half your age + 7

I'm 24, so that would make my youngest love 19, which seems acceptable. 18 would be a bit weird.

Oldest... anyone in their 30s, but not someone with kids I reckon

Wise decision on your part, you need a decent appendage to do a MILF

:D

 

[Ulysses]

Me - 35
Youngest - 21
Oldest - 45