My current top five hates

[Mr. Benedict]

People who do those stupid 'special' handshakes.

You know, like where they punch the other person's fist, then click, then lock fingers.

JUST SHAKE HANDS PROPERLY LIKE PROPER MEN!!!

:hilarious:

Clearly it's a big bugbear for you then, James.

I agree though, some 'handshakes' I see are very silly.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

People who do those stupid 'special' handshakes.

You know, like where they punch the other person's fist, then click, then lock fingers.

JUST SHAKE HANDS PROPERLY LIKE PROPER MEN!!!

Da Hood, hasn't quite reached Rochford yet then :rolleyes:

 

[Shrimper James]

Da Hood, hasn't quite reached Rochford yet then :rolleyes:

No, it doesn't look like it.

Unless 'the hood' is old people and a Spar.

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Da Hood, hasn't quite reached Rochford yet then :rolleyes:

Unfortunately it appears to have taken over Witham. On the 5 minute walk to Tescos at lunchtime a few groups of young lads walked past, almost uniformly they were dressed in tracksuits, had a few bits of "bling" on and were talking like dodgy rappers from Brooklyn... :p

 

[Vange Shrimper]

The stupid girls in my office discussing their Halloween/Trick or Treat costumes.

Yeah, whats wrong with that?! I was up until gone 2 this morning watching crappy films with my mates whilst we were amending our outfits.

Oh and my outfit could be for someone who just left primary school....

And one of my hates at the moment is using those self service machines in Tesco/Asda and the 2 old women in front arguing about how much they actually put in and how much change they should get back, taking too long to scan it all through etc. If you have that much of a problem putting the stuff through yourself, go to a proper checkout.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Yeah, whats wrong with that?! I was up until gone 2 this morning watching crappy films with my mates whilst we were amending our outfits.

Oh and my outfit could be for someone who just left primary school....

How long have you got? ? ?
Halloween is another pointless Hallmark Holiday!

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Yeah, whats wrong with that?! I was up until gone 2 this morning watching crappy films with my mates whilst we were amending our outfits.

Oh and my outfit could be for someone who just left primary school....

Spill the beans then.... what did you decide to go as in the end?

 

[Mad Cyril]

No, it doesn't look like it.

Unless 'the hood' is old people and a Spar.

Hockley seems to be a bit of a gangsta's paradise.

It must be something about a comfortable middle class upbringing that turns these kids to the street.

 

[Vange Shrimper]

Spill the beans then.... what did you decide to go as in the end?

Gone as a fallen angel - bought a dress just for the material yesterday, but it looked big enough for me to wear and it does fit me. The only thing is, is that it's for an 11-12 yr old lol So i've also got the feathered black wings, boots, wig and a halo :D to wear, and i'm sorted!!

 

[Vange Shrimper]

How long have you got? ? ?
Halloween is another pointless Hallmark Holiday!

It's a good excuse for you and your mates to dress up, go out, get drunk and have lots of fun though.

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

No, it doesn't look like it.

Unless 'the hood' is old people and a Spar.

Try being out here....we have the "Trilby Massive" and the "Zimmer Frame Collective".....hear me now, hear me now...

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

It's a good excuse for you and your mates to dress up, go out, get drunk and have lots of fun though.

Exactly why I hate New Years Eve.
What's the matter with people, why do you need an excuse to do that?
Muppets!!!

 

[Bluesmanager]

Because then you can get a day off work the next day. You do it every day you won't.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Exactly why I hate New Years Eve.
What's the matter with people, why do you need an excuse to do that?
Muppets!!!

Too right. Most over-rated let down night of the year. Only vaguely less **** than Christmas.

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Too right. Most over-rated let down night of the year. Only vaguely less **** than Christmas.

True. it's best when New Year's Day falls on a weekday as NYE becomes an extra day in the week when you can get ridiculously wasted and not have to worry about getting up in the morning!

 

[WestRoadShrimper]

Unfortunately it appears to have taken over Witham. On the 5 minute walk to Tescos at lunchtime a few groups of young lads walked past, almost uniformly they were dressed in tracksuits, had a few bits of "bling" on and were talking like dodgy rappers from Brooklyn... :p

Apologies for the tw*ts I probably teach. Don't worry, they'll be back in school next week :D

 

[sufcintheprem]

Because then you can get a day off work the next day. You do it every day you won't.

I'm pretty sure if I went out every day, it wouldn't be long before I had every next day off...


....along with my P45

:D

 

[Bluesmanager]

True, but if you get wrecked on New Years, you won't get sacked. Probably.



Possibly....





Hopefully...

 

[FeedTheGoat]

People who do those stupid 'special' handshakes.

You know, like where they punch the other person's fist

You surely don't mean me, do you?! ;-)

 

[Shrimper James]

You surely don't mean me, do you?! ;-)

Yes, you mate. Shake hands properly you big girl!