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the absolute worst thing was that poppy-reggae stuff that was popular in the early 90's... Chaka Demus and Pliers, Shabba Ranks, anything involving Shaggy, that 'La La La La La Long' song.... still makes me shudder a decade on. I don't buy into this whole authenticity vs manufactured argument though- if a song is good, i don't really give a toss whether the person peforming it also wrote it/toured it round the ****ty pub circuit for 5 years in the back of a van. any remotely successful band is marketed to the 10000000th degree, no matter how many times they claim to be 'all about the music, mannnn...'

this argument is of course mainly directed at that jumped-up **** from the Stereophonics, who annoys the hell out of me with his over-strained vocals and dour expression. Have a drink and shut up, sir.
 
Kaiser Chiefs - The World Greatest Band ever in the History of Universe, Ever... If you believe their arrogant F*ckwit of a frontman. Bland, Tacky, Recycled. I Predict a Riot? I predict my fist in your face...

The Feeling - If everytime a bell ring an Angel gets it's wings, Everytime The Feeling release a single there's a large scale tsunami that wipes out thousands of Thai Villages. Terrible.

Anything Thrash Metal. How can this even be considered Music? Senseless screaming over a handful of Soap Dodgers thrashing their hands at Instruments. Nice One, Thanks for perforating my Ear Drums.
 
Anything Thrash Metal. How can this even be considered Music? Senseless screaming over a handful of Soap Dodgers thrashing their hands at Instruments. Nice One, Thanks for perforating my Ear Drums.

I have one word for you!

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
 
Akon - an utter bell end.

Not just for his music, but the fact he likes to remind us that he was once in prison at every available opportunity. Almost every one of his videos seems to be set in a prison, he releases stuff called "Locked Up" and "Konvicted", even his name suggests he was once a-con. Plus his tendency to sample chipmunks overdosed on helium on the vast majority of his "songs".

His real name is, wait for it, Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam.

Mental.

There's some great music around at the moment, it's just a shame talentless ponces like Akon get all the airplay.
 
They don't make music like they used too guys ............i mean whatever happened to legendary acts like Daphne and celeste :eek: now thats music
 
tbh im really not sure whether i love or hate amy winehouse! there are pros in that she is defo something different unlike other female artists but on the con side she is butt ugly and her voice is actually really annoying!
 
All modern R&B - utter ****ing ****e with no exception.

Lily Allen and Lady Sovereign - I can't decide who's the bigger **** and I'd honestly be elated if the pair of them went out Buddy Holly/Richie Valens style on the way to some Chavfest.

The entire current crop of skinny-jean clad indie boys who are obsessed with ripping off late 70s/early 80s new wave bands. In the words of Kenny Everett, I'd like to round 'em up, put 'em in a field... AND BOMB THE BASTAAAAAARRRRRRRDS!!!
 
All modern R&B - utter ****ing ****e with no exception.

Lily Allen and Lady Sovereign - I can't decide who's the bigger **** and I'd honestly be elated if the pair of them went out Buddy Holly/Richie Valens style on the way to some Chavfest.

The entire current crop of skinny-jean clad indie boys who are obsessed with ripping off late 70s/early 80s new wave bands. In the words of Kenny Everett, I'd like to round 'em up, put 'em in a field... AND BOMB THE BASTAAAAAARRRRRRRDS!!!



I personaly am glad i'm not a teenager at the moment as the skinny jeans and cardigan look would of been a massive no-no for me as although not a particular big lad there is no way i'd get into any of them jeans with my footballer thighs:D
 
I have a severe dislike of (modern) R'n'B (such as all modern footballers listen to), drum 'n' bass and modern pop music. Complete cr@p, the lot of it

You've just summed up my thoughts completely with this. They are all rubbish and can't listen to it for more than 2 mins.

I also hate garage and hip hop.
 
I hate the 'music' that i constantly hear from hooded youths' phones as they sit on the benches at Brentwood station. It's just so fake. My son likes dizzy rascal and it's just dross. It sounds like the tingling you hear from peoples headphones as they sit nonplussed on the train nodding away.
 
the absolute worst thing was that poppy-reggae stuff that was popular in the early 90's... Chaka Demus and Pliers, Shabba Ranks, anything involving Shaggy, that 'La La La La La Long' song.... still makes me shudder a decade on.

I don't know. Bubbler Ranks carried Peter Andre.
 
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I also can't stande the Artic Monkeys.

Their songs all seem to sound the same to me and I don't like the blokes accent. I am convinced if I listened to one of their songs to completion it would segue into a discussion about rugby league.
 
Country & sodding Western, what is it with that sh*t kicking stuff? And dreary bloody dirges about a bloke whose wife has buggered off, his crop has failed, one kid has ricketts (not Michael fortunately) he has made his 9 year old pregnant, and the bloody dog has piles.:mad: :fury:
 

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