Most despised woman

[Matt the Shrimp]

Most loathsome woman on the planet? Step forward Paris Hilton, surely? Unattractive on every possible plane - stupid, vacuuous, plain, skinny, spoilt, ugly on the inside and on the outside, talentless, trashy.

If she were the last woman alive, I'd become celibate.

If I could put her and Jade Goody on a rocket and send them on a one way trip to Pluto, then the world would surely be a much better place.

*eugh*

Matt

 

[class]

Most loathsome woman on the planet? Step forward Paris Hilton, surely? Unattractive on every possible plane - stupid, vacuuous, plain, skinny, spoilt, ugly on the inside and on the outside, talentless, trashy.

If she were the last woman alive, I'd become celibate.

If I could put her and Jade Goody on a rocket and send them on a one way trip to Pluto, then the world would surely be a much better place.

*eugh*

Matt

Add to the rocket Kerry Katona, and you are onto a winner. ;)

 

[* ORM *]

Jeez, have I only got one to choose ?

I have so many on the shortlist.

Martine McCutcheon (spelling, but bovvered !!!! :p it's been a long day) - other than imitating a clock does she have any talent at all ?

Barbara Windsor - poor little old downtrodden "****ney" who had no idea that Ronnie Knight was a bit shady. Do me a favour ! Even less talent then MMc and the t*ts were never much to shout about anyway.

Davina McCall - Talentless junkie (um oops ex-junkie)

Kate Moss - without the extensive airbrushing ugly as f*ck and why the hell she still wins contracts and modelling work bamboozles me.

Any stick insect size zero woman. Horrible. We want curves and bumpers !

Just about any women that has has cosmetic surgery for non-medical reasons.

But the winner but a massively long chalk has to be Germaine Greer ?

 

[shrimper4life]

Ruth Kelly and Jade Goody. Would love to see both of em off this planet

 

[Pubey]

gillian mckeith (not even a qualified dietician!). kerry katona, paris hilton, sharon osborne, mary whitehouse, margeret thatcher, carole thatcher errr zara phillips, the queen, amy whinehouse

 

[C C Csiders]

I haven't read through the entire thread, so I will probably name a few names that have cropped up already:

Mrs Jamie Oliver (Jules, is it?)
The bird with the big chin, big mouth and big teeth that presents Stars in their Eyes nowadays (name escapes me)
Jennifer Saunders
Zoe Ball
Davina McCall
Ruth Kelly
Germaine Greer
Debbie McGee

 

[canveyshrimper]

IMO quite a lot of notables not mentioned.

Vanessa Feltz, Esther Rantzen, Cilla Black, Anthea Turner, Ulrika Jonsson, Natasha Whatsherfacesky, Trisha, Davina McCall, Victoria Beckham, and the bird who plays Liz in Corrie, so ugly she abuses the privelege.

 

[South Bank Hank]

IMO quite a lot of notables not mentioned.

Vanessa Feltz

THANK YOU!!

Nail.

Head.

:(

 

[Mr Wooly]

Mariah Carey and Jennfier Lopez get my goat.

 

[shrimptank]

Dame Judy Dench

 

[Tommy2holes]

No the worst one is blatantly Ruby Wax . No talent and not funny just got this really annoying voice. Was so out of her depth on Circ Du Solie (spelling)

Janet street porter gets on my t1ts aswell. Should be shot as she looks like a horse thats been beaten with the ugly bat.

 

[canveyshrimper]

No the worst one is blatantly Ruby Wax . No talent and not funny just got this really annoying voice. Was so out of her depth on Circ Du Solie (spelling)

Janet street porter gets on my t1ts aswell. Should be shot as she looks like a horse thats been beaten with the ugly bat.

Agree with both totally.

One I forgot that annoying, dopey blonde bint on GMTV Fiona something, she really needs a slap for her own benefit.

 

[Beefy]

Kate Moss - without the extensive airbrushing ugly as f*ck and why the hell she still wins contracts and modelling work bamboozles me.

I don't know, a mate of mine saw her on a train a couple of months ago and reckons that she's phenomenally beautiful in real life.

Its Davina McCall for me. Just typing her name offends me. I loathe her.

I'm appreciating the Di Stewart love in this thread, by the way.

 

[* ORM *]

Dame Judy Dench

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! One of my favourites !

I'll swap with Glenda Jackson.